Here Today... Gone To Hell!

AVN.com reports that a sex video allegedly featuring Gene Simmons was released Tuesday via the Internet.

A video still posted on the web site that was set up to sell the tape shows a man who appears to be Simmons ? bassist for the rock band KISS and star of the reality TV show "Gene Simmons Family Jewels" ? having sex with a woman identified as an Austrian babe named "Elsa," a spokesmodel for Frank's Energy Drink. Simmons reportedly endorses the drink.

Photos on the site promoting the sex video show the couple going at it in several positions, with Simmons keeping his shirt on and Elsa wearing lingerie.

wow thats funny :rofl:

thank God he kept his shirt on :lmao:


i wonder what shannon thinks. Will it be avialible on dvd or tape like Tommy lees was?
:peace:

Gross.

I just saw some pics and some of the video, gross indeed.

pics?

There could be kids here so I would be hesitant to post them.  A simple Google search will be very fruitful though!

haha, wow that was incredibly boring to watch, both looked like they wanted to be somewhere else.

The best part was the music in the background "I wanna know what love is..."  :hihi:

Did u pay 10 bucks for that SLC? :hihi:

Give me a link. I want to see Gene's family Jewels.

OK, I watched it and I was struck by two things right off the bat....
1. At least he had the common sense to use a condom
2. How small his penis really is compared to his overall body size...I would have thought he'd be packin' more in the lower quadrant....I was sort of dissappointed. :hihi:

maybe make it three things..

3. he has a really big head...like a monster head :nervous:

Just saw a clip, she gotta nice rack.

could somebody pm me a link.

im 99% sure i got a virus trying to find a video myself.

now when i press ctrl alt delete i get the "task manager disabled by administrator" thing.

definetly a virus!

fuck you gene simmons.

^ something tells me you're not the first person to get infected by a virus via old Gene.   :hihi:

Bandita said it best...gross. 

Was the chick cute though?

You might want to download AVG to kill that virus first  :hihi:

the chick looks pretty hot.  Gene...wow,  No wonder hes "the demon"  That scared the shit outta me!  :rofl:

So does his tongue!  :nervous:  :o  :hihi:   
                                                                                                                 

Just caught a couple seconds...it was black and white and grainy, but the chick looked hot.

I think Gene's new nick-name's gonna be Tiny.  Poor guy.  :(

anyone know how old he is in this video ?


i'd check the video out for myself but....ya.....i'd rather not.

Well, considering I just watched him on Celebrity Apprentice, the Trump show, he looked the same.  I say it's recent.
The chick's boobs are huge and ridiculously fake, so it's definitely within the last 20 years.  :hihi:

ps, it's not something you anna see, trust me.  it reminds me of that time I saw one of those horrifying death clips from Iraq.  It aint worth watching folks, seriously.  :no:

Well Gene is handling this as only Gene would lol....LAWSUIT :hihi: :peace: : ok:

KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons has issued a brief statement regarding the reports that footage of him having sex with a blonde model has hit the Internet. The black-and-white clip shows what appears to be Simmons in bed with a woman identified as a spokesmodel for Frank's Energy Drink. Simmons reportedly endorses the drink.

Photos on the site promoting the sex video show the couple going at it in several positions, with Simmons keeping his shirt on (and his pants around his ankles) and the woman wearing lingerie.

Simmons and longtime love, former Playboy model Shannon Tweed, have been a couple for over 20 years and have two children, 19-year-old Nicholas and 15-year-old Sophie.

In a message posted on his web site, Simmons writes, "Hi everyone. You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past. Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options.

"And us? Shannon, Nick and Soph are happy and healthy. All is well.

"And thank you all for the kind words of support."

Hmmm, thats an awful short statement...
I'm guessing to write it, he had to lock himself in his bomb shelter, before Shannon broke in and tossed his laptop at him  :hihi:

WOW...Foreigner, huh?   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I love that, after God knows how many women, Gene still tries to set the mood.  Classy guy.

To hell with the mood........I'm all for Gene's foreplay!  A quick lick it/stick it fixup and he's ready for business.  There's no need to waste your time on foreplay.......that's like getting appetizers at a restuarant.  By the time you're done eating it and your meal arrives, you're full.

 :rofl:

Always the gentleman!

well this virus is fucked.

avg is not doing a thing.

fuck u gene.

you gave me ur diseases.

and i havent even watched the thing.

Never DL anything that makes u install an ActiveX

I have a direct link to it if u want to see it. Just PM me.

go to www.downloads.com   and download spywaredoctor

Its free and will get rid of all that shit on your computer.

AVG doesn't protect against stupidity.

thats what she said.

How could so many women have sex with him with that tiny wizard? I'm sorry, but my first was tiny. Never be able to tell by the looks - real tall, ok build and then when we went to finally do it, I couldn't even tell it was hard - I had to ask. Seriously, it was like 1 inch hard. And then when we were done having sex - I felt nothing, didn't even know if it was in - I had to ask did you cum? I got no pleasure, I was a virgin so I should have felt something but nothing. I swore I would never do that again. And thank god, I have never run into that problem again. I can't even imagine how a dude with a 1 inch would masturbate? You only have so much space?

Sorry if I am offending someone with a small wizard. I don't mean to but this Gene simmons sex tape brought the memories flooding back.

So...are you saying you "lost it" to Gene Simmons?  :hihi:

No but that would have made my story great and the tiny wizard would have made it worth it.

Not to dig too deeply into your personal life...but do you refer to all of them as "wizards"? 

Because I like to think that some dudes have a tiny dancer.  :rofl:

LOL! Actually, I have several things I like to call a penis but wizard is probably my favorite for more than one reason:

Off to see the wizard.
Wizz - as in piss
Wizard - as in create some magical experience
Instead of saying some guy is a "Dick"

But wizard doesn't mean small to me. It's common for all dudes. I call small penises nodules. Cause that's exactly what it looks like.

If a woman only wan't me for having a big penis she have to find someone else. :yes:
Not that I have a gigantic one or anything like that but I wouldn't wan't it larger and it seems so shallow to think like that.

And no, I am all for blondes, silicone and big willy's...it's just not my thing in the long run :peace:

I saw a pic of the sex tape,-
-  knowing the average size of a...wizard and given that girls have just as disproportionate equpment I'd say Gene got nothing to worry about.

He's just a big man himself :P
Ok, we're talking small :hihi:

I was thinking of looking up a picture of it, but having read this thread... I don't REALLY need to see his penis. As a matter of fact I think it might even ruin my evening.  :hihi: So I think I'll pass.

well the good new for Gene is he has a large as fuck tongue the bad news is he has a smaller fireman then D.

All i gotta say is it only took him almost five thousand women to get one tape.

Thank god there are not more tapes of Gene Simmons.
One is too many.

well i finally got to see it.

it was disappointing.

his wizard......ahahhah :hihi:.

no but really it wasn't that small. its just for a big guy it just looks funny and out of proportion.

and maybe the problem didn't lie with his small penis........but rather........her big vagina.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w)

Nice clip.   :rofl:

I guess I've never thought of it that way. 

I'm sure Gene has watched it himself thinking "oh yeah.. yeah baby.. yeah i'm good"