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Quote from: UTAH TAINTS on February 20, 2008, 03:17:08 PM
haha, wow that was incredibly boring to watch, both looked like they wanted to be somewhere else.
The best part was the music in the background "I wanna know what love is..."
WOW...Foreigner, huh?
I love that, after God knows how many women, Gene still tries to set the mood. Classy guy.
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To hell with the mood........I'm all for Gene's foreplay! A quick lick it/stick it fixup and he's ready for business. There's no need to waste your time on foreplay.......that's like getting appetizers at a restuarant. By the time you're done eating it and your meal arrives, you're full.
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Always the gentleman!
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February 21, 2008, 08:08:48 AM »
well this virus is fucked.
avg is not doing a thing.
fuck u gene.
you gave me ur diseases.
and i havent even watched the thing.
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Quote from: Oddy on February 21, 2008, 08:08:48 AM
well this virus is fucked.
avg is not doing a thing.
fuck u gene.
you gave me ur diseases.
and i havent even watched the thing.
Never DL anything that makes u install an ActiveX
I have a direct link to it if u want to see it. Just PM me.
go to
www.downloads.com
and download spywaredoctor
Its free and will get rid of all that shit on your computer.
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Quote from: Oddy on February 21, 2008, 08:08:48 AM
well this virus is fucked.
avg is not doing a thing.
fuck u gene.
you gave me ur diseases.
and i havent even watched the thing.
AVG doesn't protect against stupidity.
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Quote from: Malcolm on February 20, 2008, 09:58:47 PM
In a message posted on his web site, Simmons writes, "Hi everyone. You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past.
Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options.
thats what she said.
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How could so many women have sex with him with that tiny wizard? I'm sorry, but my first was tiny. Never be able to tell by the looks - real tall, ok build and then when we went to finally do it, I couldn't even tell it was hard - I had to ask. Seriously, it was like 1 inch hard. And then when we were done having sex - I felt nothing, didn't even know if it was in - I had to ask did you cum? I got no pleasure, I was a virgin so I should have felt something but nothing. I swore I would never do that again. And thank god, I have never run into that problem again. I can't even imagine how a dude with a 1 inch would masturbate? You only have so much space?
Sorry if I am offending someone with a small wizard. I don't mean to but this Gene simmons sex tape brought the memories flooding back.
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Quote from: crazycheryl on February 22, 2008, 04:01:43 PM
How could so many women have sex with him with that tiny wizard? I'm sorry, but my first was tiny. Never be able to tell by the looks - real tall, ok build and then when we went to finally do it, I couldn't even tell it was hard - I had to ask. Seriously, it was like 1 inch hard. And then when we were done having sex - I felt nothing, didn't even know if it was in - I had to ask did you cum? I got no pleasure, I was a virgin so I should have felt something but nothing. I swore I would never do that again. And thank god, I have never run into that problem again. I can't even imagine how a dude with a 1 inch would masturbate? You only have so much space?
Sorry if I am offending someone with a small wizard. I don't mean to but this Gene simmons sex tape brought the memories flooding back.
So...are you saying you "lost it" to Gene Simmons?
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Quote from: freedom78 on February 22, 2008, 04:11:18 PM
Quote from: crazycheryl on February 22, 2008, 04:01:43 PM
How could so many women have sex with him with that tiny wizard? I'm sorry, but my first was tiny. Never be able to tell by the looks - real tall, ok build and then when we went to finally do it, I couldn't even tell it was hard - I had to ask. Seriously, it was like 1 inch hard. And then when we were done having sex - I felt nothing, didn't even know if it was in - I had to ask did you cum? I got no pleasure, I was a virgin so I should have felt something but nothing. I swore I would never do that again. And thank god, I have never run into that problem again. I can't even imagine how a dude with a 1 inch would masturbate? You only have so much space?
Sorry if I am offending someone with a small wizard. I don't mean to but this Gene simmons sex tape brought the memories flooding back.
So...are you saying you "lost it" to Gene Simmons?
No but that would have made my story great and the tiny wizard would have made it worth it.
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Quote from: crazycheryl on February 22, 2008, 04:15:57 PM
Quote from: freedom78 on February 22, 2008, 04:11:18 PM
Quote from: crazycheryl on February 22, 2008, 04:01:43 PM
How could so many women have sex with him with that tiny wizard? I'm sorry, but my first was tiny. Never be able to tell by the looks - real tall, ok build and then when we went to finally do it, I couldn't even tell it was hard - I had to ask. Seriously, it was like 1 inch hard. And then when we were done having sex - I felt nothing, didn't even know if it was in - I had to ask did you cum? I got no pleasure, I was a virgin so I should have felt something but nothing. I swore I would never do that again. And thank god, I have never run into that problem again. I can't even imagine how a dude with a 1 inch would masturbate? You only have so much space?
Sorry if I am offending someone with a small wizard. I don't mean to but this Gene simmons sex tape brought the memories flooding back.
So...are you saying you "lost it" to Gene Simmons?
No but that would have made my story great and the tiny wizard would have made it worth it.
Not to dig too deeply into your personal life...but do you refer to all of them as "wizards"?
Because I like to think that some dudes have a tiny dancer.
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Quote from: freedom78 on February 22, 2008, 04:26:01 PM
Quote from: crazycheryl on February 22, 2008, 04:15:57 PM
Quote from: freedom78 on February 22, 2008, 04:11:18 PM
Quote from: crazycheryl on February 22, 2008, 04:01:43 PM
How could so many women have sex with him with that tiny wizard? I'm sorry, but my first was tiny. Never be able to tell by the looks - real tall, ok build and then when we went to finally do it, I couldn't even tell it was hard - I had to ask. Seriously, it was like 1 inch hard. And then when we were done having sex - I felt nothing, didn't even know if it was in - I had to ask did you cum? I got no pleasure, I was a virgin so I should have felt something but nothing. I swore I would never do that again. And thank god, I have never run into that problem again. I can't even imagine how a dude with a 1 inch would masturbate? You only have so much space?
Sorry if I am offending someone with a small wizard. I don't mean to but this Gene simmons sex tape brought the memories flooding back.
So...are you saying you "lost it" to Gene Simmons?
No but that would have made my story great and the tiny wizard would have made it worth it.
Not to dig too deeply into your personal life...but do you refer to all of them as "wizards"?
Because I like to think that some dudes have a tiny dancer.
LOL! Actually, I have several things I like to call a penis but wizard is probably my favorite for more than one reason:
Off to see the wizard.
Wizz - as in piss
Wizard - as in create some magical experience
Instead of saying some guy is a "Dick"
But wizard doesn't mean small to me. It's common for all dudes. I call small penises nodules. Cause that's exactly what it looks like.
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Quote from: crazycheryl on February 22, 2008, 04:01:43 PM
How could so many women have sex with him with that tiny wizard?
If a woman only wan't me for having a big penis she have to find someone else.
Not that I have a gigantic one or anything like that but I wouldn't wan't it larger and it seems so shallow to think like that.
And no, I am all for blondes, silicone and big willy's...it's just not my thing in the long run
I saw a pic of the sex tape,-
- knowing the average size of a...wizard and given that girls have just as disproportionate equpment I'd say Gene got nothing to worry about.
He's just a big man himself
Quote from: crazycheryl on February 22, 2008, 04:01:43 PM
Seriously, it was like 1 inch hard.
Ok, we're talking small
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I was thinking of looking up a picture of it, but having read this thread... I don't REALLY need to see his penis. As a matter of fact I think it might even ruin my evening.
So I think I'll pass.
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well the good new for Gene is he has a large as fuck tongue the bad news is he has a smaller fireman then D.
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All i gotta say is it only took him almost five thousand women to get one tape.
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Thank god there are not more tapes of Gene Simmons.
One is too many.
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well i finally got to see it.
it was disappointing.
his wizard......ahahhah
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no but really it wasn't that small. its just for a big guy it just looks funny and out of proportion.
and maybe the problem didn't lie with his small penis........but rather........her big vagina.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w
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Quote from: Oddy on February 25, 2008, 01:32:25 AM
well i finally got to see it.
it was disappointing.
his wizard......ahahhah
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no but really it wasn't that small. its just for a big guy it just looks funny and out of proportion.
and maybe the problem didn't lie with his small penis........but rather........her big vagina.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w
Nice clip.
I guess I've never thought of it that way.
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I'm sure Gene has watched it himself thinking "oh yeah.. yeah baby.. yeah i'm good"
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