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What The Movies Have Taught Us
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Things We Have Learned From Movies
Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.
At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.
You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do. (It used to be an English accent for the German.)
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. Tires will squeal on any surface, at any speed.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
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September 11, 2006, 09:19:30 AM »
Wow - I haven't read that in like 5 years!
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it's not olden, it's golden.
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haha very fun, are there more of those?
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that was a laugh.. at leas some smiles.. more stuff like that
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there was a thread somewhere about what would only happen in movies ... like ...
one will always drop his keys when trying to open his door being chased by someone.
in america, cars have their doors open at all time, and it takes 3 seconds to cross wire it
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Quote from: WAT-EVER, ?i'm totally buggin on September 11, 2006, 11:18:40 AM
one will always drop his keys when trying to open his door being chased by someone.
true.. so true haha..
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I learned that no matter what brand of mascara I use.... my makeup will never look as perfect first thing in the morning as it does in the movies........ no matter what styling stuff I use........ my hair never looks so perfect in the mornings as it does in the movies........ in fact mine looks shit...........
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Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 11, 2006, 01:15:27 PM
I learned that no matter what brand of mascara I use.... my makeup will never look as perfect first thing in the morning as it does in the movies........ no matter what styling stuff I use........ my hair never looks so perfect in the mornings as it does in the movies........ in fact mine looks shit...........
haha don't try to fool me,, i know you're beautiful
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Quote from: cheapjonday on September 11, 2006, 01:28:36 PM
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 11, 2006, 01:15:27 PM
I learned that no matter what brand of mascara I use.... my makeup will never look as perfect first thing in the morning as it does in the movies........ no matter what styling stuff I use........ my hair never looks so perfect in the mornings as it does in the movies........ in fact mine looks shit...........
haha don't try to fool me,, i know you're beautiful
Ha... tell that to my son.... he got a pic of me just as I was waking up the other day.... I had to run around the house after him so I could delete it.... he kept shouting 'Cruella Deville', he can be a right little smartass sometimes!!!
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Bahahaha -- I love this... and its so true. Also
When investigating anything in a haunted house, its always the best idea to split up.
And the torch/lights will always fail.
baahaha
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