August CD Tour dates for UK posted in Q mag

[GypsySoul]

Source:  Q mag June 2004 Issue 215

LIVE!
TONIGHT!
SOLD OUT!

FORGET ACRIMONY AND BITTERNESS - AS THE RECENT PIXIES AND DURAN DURAN REUNIONS PROVE, MUSICIANS WILL DO ANYTHING IF ENOUGH MONEY IS INVOLVED.  IMAGINE WHAT THE FUTURE COULD HOLD ...



Edited to post text on poster
AXL ROSE
The Chinese Democracy Tour 2030
Playing hits from the long-awaited new album
August 1  Newport Pagnell
August 2  Nuneaton Labour Club
August 3  All Saints Primary School, Newton-Le-Willows
August 4  Bluewater Shopping Centre

Who needs Slash? Or anyone else, for that matter?

end of poster text

[RnT]

what?

[outlawaxl]

 wtf....  1800 november rain??? call it...\

they are playing at a shopping center and a primary school???

the year 2030??


what is this stupid shit..

[RnT]

Is this a joke or what?

[spiderman]

wtf....  1800 november rain??? call it...\



what is this stupid shit..

i think you just answered your own question there my friend....

[DemocracyRose]

Year of 2030.... This could be the truth.....

Imagine... To wait 26 years for C.D!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spiderman]

how much are tickets?

[SLCPUNK]

Tickets will be free, since Axl will be about 70...

The concert will tie in with 'prostate cancer awarness week'.....

[LittleFly]

He already gets shit, when there isn't even a product to criticise him for. People are dissapointed because their expetations haven't been fullfilled. They would much rather have the same shit over and over until the end of all times. And even if Axl would give it to them, they would bash him for that. Whatever he does, they bitch.

A-fuckin-men brother.  

They'll all bitch and complain whatever he does or doesn't do  

[SLCPUNK]

C'mon guys...where is your sense of humor?

[anarchy]

Hehe, look at the venues! :lol:  

[YouCouldBeMine]

Id like to piss in the eye of that fuckin write that wrote that, so we have two pieces of shit to give thanks to britian for, Q and The Darkness

[speed_stone]

lol i thought that was funny.

[ClintroN]

this is pathetic

[ckgent]

oh well, no dates in scotland. Looks like im off to england again. Come on axl, im sure you could play orkney pier arts, motherwell community centre and bathgate churchhall. When november rain is played, you could send the guitar player outside for the solo, and at the end lay some flowers by someones grave.

1800 november rain is the wrong number, every time i call it i get dave grohl on the line offering tickets for poison live at torquay tool shed.

guess all dates for axl will  now be sold out.

[SOH]

Tickets will be free, since Axl will be about 70...

The concert will tie in with 'prostate cancer awarness week'.....

Hey, the Rolling Stones still charge!

[eNgIeS]

 

That is some funny shit & because its so true

I think the axl-lites are just angry because its so close to the truth

When are we going to see CD. Dave2k kept saying Mid 2003 last year now he's claiming later this year  . This "later" or "soon" never comes, & theres no real signs that it is coming, & it has turned into a big joke

Thats the truth, it is a butt end of alot of jokes if Axl or GNR are mentioned, & its well deserved coz Axl has stringed fans (like myself) along for way too long, 2002 after the tour would've been a great time to release it

Now with Axl being out of the spotlight again for almost 2 years & a canceled tour, with band members going solo & 1 leaving, theres really no signs of this "wait" letting up

[C0ma]

Everyday that passes the posts on this message board seem to make less sense. Some one goes ahead and starts a thread sharing a funny article, and out come the nutjobs...."Axl doesn't deserve this!!........Why do they let people print rubbish like this?......Why is it always about Slash?........Whatever he does they are gonna bitch anyway............Just leave Axl alone......"

He Did It To Himself!!

If he released this fucking album in 2000 or 2001 or even 2002....none of this would have happened. How doesn't he deserve the shit storm he brought down on himself? We would probably be 5 or 6 albums deep into Guns N Roses catalog if he hadn't driven the original band away............don't give me the they quit shit......of course they quit.....but becuase he is a fucking head case.....As long as he is "running" the show. There will be no album and no good press, So we should all just appreciate the fact that he is even well known enough to make the pages of 'Q' or to be made fun of on a show like 'Illustrated'

I just pleed that you all stop the sick fucking Woe is Axl rutine....It is ridiculous

[kujo722]

1800 november rain is the wrong number, every time i call it i get dave grohl on the line offering tickets for poison live at torquay tool shed.

I know a good hotel in the area, Fawlty Towers. Just ask for Basil, he'll hook you right up.  Just don't mention the war!

[KeVoRkIaN]

I'm not buying a ticket and a flight to the elementary school yet though..........  

[GlynC]

i think its as funny as all hell, i mean everyone is waiting for the album, but whats wrong with havin a laugh every now and then? who knows, maybe he needs shit like this to get him into gear!

[Mr Cowbell ?]

"Fatty McGoo and the guys who aren't Slash..." (Conan O' Brien)
"Who needs Slash?" (Q)

And so on.

If people want Slash, then why don't they just listen to Slash, go to see Velvet Revolver and leave Axl the fuck alone?

I remember watching that on Conan and i still think its hilarious. I love GNR, I love the new GNR, and I love VR but it was only a joke. I can find humor in it. Conan is a comedian. He comes up with jokes on many people each night.  If you are a famouse person in media you have to deal with the jokes.  Axl is a grown man you don't have to sit there and say he doesnt deserve it. ITS ONLY A JOKE. Fatty McGoo and the guys who aren't slash its just funny.