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« on: April 01, 2009, 03:08:19 PM »
Yes, it was a joke. I had to do something and this one took about five minutes.... /jarmo




BAYONNE, NJ ---- Apr 1, 2009: 3:02PM

For immediate release:

Guns N' Roses in cooperation with Monster Energy? will launch a limited edition GN'R branded energy drink.

The drink will be sold in limited quantities during the GN'R tour to those who have a hard time staying awake past 10PM.

It's also worth nothing that the drink has been specially created to go well with vodka.



In addition to this exciting new GN'R energy drink, the band have also worked with world renowned chefs to create special GN'R sandwiches. These sandwiches will be available in limited numbers at the shows.

Sandwiches on the menu include Hummus Of Dreams, Pastrami On The Rye, Prosciutte and B.L.T.

All organic and delicious.


So next time you attend a GN'R show, you won't have to be hungry or tired!!!
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 03:09:49 PM »
April Fools
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 03:22:40 PM »
what? no source for that..........  hihi
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 03:24:15 PM »
GNR chinese stew and bitter-sweet better chocolate bar should follow.  peace
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 03:24:37 PM »
HAHA, Gotta be April Fool's joke
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 03:29:58 PM »
has too. Jarmo dont post news like this without a source
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 03:30:06 PM »
That sounds really good actually, I wish it wasn't an April Fools!  I know it is though...
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 03:32:27 PM »
hmm Pastrami On The Rye, yummy Grin
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2009, 03:33:27 PM »
Quote from: DeN on April 01, 2009, 03:32:27 PM
hmm Pastrami On The Rye, yummy Grin

Or Catcher On The Rye HA HA  rofl
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2009, 03:37:13 PM »
Quote from: w.axl.rose on April 01, 2009, 03:29:58 PM
has too. Jarmo dont post news like this without a source

would be funny if some folks reposted those erm news on other forums and lost their heads over them  rofl
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2009, 03:44:02 PM »
as report has it jarmo has already tried the drink with vodka and felt sick. he's a non drinker anyway.
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2009, 03:47:48 PM »
Good one. Cool
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2009, 03:50:47 PM »
Please, Jarmo would never make jokes about his favorite state in the USA, NEW JERSEY! rofl

Especially a mecca such as Bayonne, famous for smoke stacks and serious pollution.
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2009, 03:52:08 PM »
Haha, would be hilarious if this was true!
They should sell it in regular shops too  Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2009, 03:56:00 PM »
That's great....stick it to the whiners!!!!
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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2009, 04:10:56 PM »
Aprils fools is dead and gone, ur the fool 4 carryin on!

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« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2009, 04:19:12 PM »
April Fools.
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« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2009, 04:24:39 PM »
Grr, i believed it when i first saw it!!!  Wink
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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2009, 04:35:58 PM »
Quote from: seely on April 01, 2009, 04:24:39 PM
Grr, i believed it when i first saw it!!!  Wink
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« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2009, 04:36:48 PM »
Quote from: Etoile on April 01, 2009, 03:37:13 PM
Quote from: w.axl.rose on April 01, 2009, 03:29:58 PM
has too. Jarmo dont post news like this without a source

would be funny if some folks reposted those erm news on other forums and lost their heads over them  rofl

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