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Dude! I have given you a few hints now that I do not wish to have this conversation with you.......I have had a long day at work.........YAWN MEANS YAWN!
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Quote from: stolat on June 19, 2007, 12:31:55 PM
Dude! I have given you a few hints now that I do not wish to have this conversation with you.......I have had a long day at work.........YAWN MEANS YAWN!?
Then don't continue posting.
It's that simple.
I suggest getting a nice cold one and unwinding with some Red Dwarf.
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Even better, I'm off for a shag.......
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Do you use your right or left hand?
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Quote from: RichardNixon on June 19, 2007, 05:27:21 PM
Do you use your right or left hand?
Right.
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Quote from: RichardNixon on June 19, 2007, 05:27:21 PM
Do you use your right or left hand?
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I get one guy to use his right hand and the other guy uses his left, the third guy in my room uses his tongue.........
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Quote from: stolat on June 19, 2007, 09:55:52 PM
Quote from: RichardNixon on June 19, 2007, 05:27:21 PM
Do you use your right or left hand?
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I get one guy to use his right hand and the other guy uses his left, the third guy in my room uses his tongue.........
I hope none of your students visit this site
..I also didn't know a 'muso' was quite so liberal
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Quote from: Lisa on June 19, 2007, 11:25:33 PM
Quote from: stolat on June 19, 2007, 09:55:52 PM
Quote from: RichardNixon on June 19, 2007, 05:27:21 PM
Do you use your right or left hand?
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I get one guy to use his right hand and the other guy uses his left, the third guy in my room uses his tongue.........
I hope none of your students visit this site
..I also didn't know a 'muso' was quite so liberal
When I was doing my teacher training, my mentor teacher gave me some good advice: There are 3 important things in life to reduce stress - good food, laughter and good sex!
I almost fell to the floor laughing........
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Sin_Cut is my ideal man
he's sensitive, pretty, has a good taste in men and likes to cuddle
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Quote from: stolat on June 19, 2007, 11:33:18 PM
When I was doing my teacher training, my mentor teacher gave me some good advice: There are 3 important things in life to reduce stress - good food, laughter and good sex!
I almost fell to the floor laughing........
You got it all wrong damint, where's the joke in that?
Here's how we say it
There are 3 important things in life to reduce stress - good sex, laughter and good sex!
Quote from: DarkFairy on June 20, 2007, 03:58:51 AM
Sin_Cut is my ideal man
he's sensitive, pretty, has a good taste in men and likes to cuddle
Thanks honey, I knew you had the hots for me.?
As for the men and cuddle, it was a honest mistake!
Really, why did you make your husband to wear a dress in the first place??
Here's the proof;
Actually for the record 87% of the woman population in Finland believe me to be
succesful, handsome, having a good taste in women and being able to score and doing just that.
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the remaining 13 % I've all ready scored.
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I hate to say this Sincut, but you look like that guy in Full Metal Jacket.......
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that isn't his pic...
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Didn't think it was....
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THis is me!
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Ah, it is the Sun King!
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Re: Your ideal man/ woman
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Quote from: Rubber Bullets on June 18, 2007, 10:55:32 PM
humouristic, christian, happy, etc etc no fatty no skinny mixture, avoid bad music as far as possible, not be damaged by sleaze etc etc
I forgot "no communism"
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I think Jessica has been through her share and knows exactly what she wants - therefore the list. Those older and wiser have things they just won't put up with any longer because they have experienced them before and why should she?
Anyhoo, I think my list is pretty simple and I'm married so I only ask for the opposite of what my husband isn't:
Hot face
Great sense of humour
Patience
Fix things around the house/build things
Motivated
Loves music
Would buy a house and live next door to me instead of with me
Good in the sack
Likes to party
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Quote from: Lisa on June 20, 2007, 05:21:09 AM
that isn't his pic...
Yea, that was Kujo.
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^ oh my...he is going to be so angry with you....you know the dealio with the dress and yet....
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Jessica..FUCXK YOPU ..I do dr5ugs..fucxkin..if you only knew one single thing about a person..and it was that they7 chose to do drugs..acause of that../you are..a FUCKING ASSHOLE...
holy fuck..sounds like you want a guy whos perfect in every aspect holy fuck...you aint perfect neithers any man..some things I understand but FUCK..learn how to take what you cant get fuck...
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