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« on: April 01, 2009, 03:08:19 PM » |
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Yes, it was a joke. I had to do something and this one took about five minutes.... /jarmo
BAYONNE, NJ ---- Apr 1, 2009: 3:02PM
For immediate release:
Guns N' Roses in cooperation with Monster Energy? will launch a limited edition GN'R branded energy drink.
The drink will be sold in limited quantities during the GN'R tour to those who have a hard time staying awake past 10PM.
It's also worth nothing that the drink has been specially created to go well with vodka.
In addition to this exciting new GN'R energy drink, the band have also worked with world renowned chefs to create special GN'R sandwiches. These sandwiches will be available in limited numbers at the shows.
Sandwiches on the menu include Hummus Of Dreams, Pastrami On The Rye, Prosciutte and B.L.T.
All organic and delicious.
So next time you attend a GN'R show, you won't have to be hungry or tired!!!
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« Last Edit: April 02, 2009, 10:28:55 AM by jarmo »
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 03:09:49 PM » |
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April Fools
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 03:22:40 PM » |
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what? no source for that..........  |
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 03:24:15 PM » |
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GNR chinese stew and bitter-sweet better chocolate bar should follow.  |
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 03:24:37 PM » |
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HAHA, Gotta be April Fool's joke
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 03:29:58 PM » |
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has too. Jarmo dont post news like this without a source
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 03:30:06 PM » |
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That sounds really good actually, I wish it wasn't an April Fools! I know it is though...
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 03:32:27 PM » |
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hmm Pastrami On The Rye, yummy  |
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they can fight about it, money, it's a bag of gold.
they can fight about it, money, the story goes.
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2009, 03:33:27 PM » |
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hmm Pastrami On The Rye, yummy Or Catcher On The Rye HA HA  |
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2009, 03:37:13 PM » |
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has too. Jarmo dont post news like this without a source
would be funny if some folks reposted those erm news on other forums and lost their heads over them |
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2009, 03:44:02 PM » |
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as report has it jarmo has already tried the drink with vodka and felt sick. he's a non drinker anyway.
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2009, 03:47:48 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2009, 03:50:47 PM » |
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Please, Jarmo would never make jokes about his favorite state in the USA, NEW JERSEY! Especially a mecca such as Bayonne, famous for smoke stacks and serious pollution. |
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2009, 03:52:08 PM » |
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Haha, would be hilarious if this was true! They should sell it in regular shops too  |
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2009, 03:56:00 PM » |
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That's great....stick it to the whiners!!!!
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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2009, 04:10:56 PM » |
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Aprils fools is dead and gone, ur the fool 4 carryin on!
lol
You just got rhymed!
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« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2009, 04:19:12 PM » |
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April Fools.
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« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2009, 04:24:39 PM » |
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Grr, i believed it when i first saw it!!!  |
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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2009, 04:35:58 PM » |
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Grr, i believed it when i first saw it!!! ME TOO! YOU GOT ME! |
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« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2009, 04:38:50 PM » |
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Now thats a good one!
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« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2009, 04:54:27 PM » |
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Bucket drinks Dr. Pepper
Finck drinks GN'R Energy Drink
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« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2009, 05:15:02 PM » |
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Funny DAY....
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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2009, 06:05:18 PM » |
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haha damn it...i was really looking forward to that energy drink!
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« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2009, 07:24:59 PM » |
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Grr, i believed it when i first saw it!!! mmm..thats why ur username is seely??? |
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« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2009, 08:46:13 PM » |
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That's good one. Although don't make any more jokes involving my home state. North NJ/NYC is the best place in the USA.  |
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« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2009, 08:55:59 PM » |
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that monster drink woulda been f'n awesome!
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« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2009, 09:23:09 PM » |
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Sandwiches on the menu include Hummus Of Dreams, Pastrami On The Rye, Prosciutte and B.L.T.
All organic and delicious.
So next time you attend a GN'R show, you won't have to be hungry or tired!!!
haha. On the B.L.T. I think it would taste Better with Catsup on the Rye and the mayo Scraped off. |
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« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2009, 02:39:20 AM » |
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For the win ^^^
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« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2009, 02:53:58 AM » |
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I don't drink energy drinks, but if there was a GnR drink, it'd be all i'd drink |
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« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2009, 06:09:31 PM » |
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i''ll drink to that / holding up a beer '
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« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2009, 06:53:42 PM » |
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As long as they don't end up calling the drink "Shackler's Revenge". Sounds like what would happen if you drank the water down in Tijuana. |
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« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2009, 01:00:11 PM » |
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...it would have been more believable if Jarmo announced that he was actually Slash! |
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