Fun: Misheard GN'R lyrics!

[Prucc]

When I was younger... I used to think that the lyrics from Paradise City were "take me down to the very last city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty" instead of "take me down to the Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty"...

[andy_rose]

You could be mine "When your bitch starts rappin and your cocaines gone." Instead of "with your bitch slap rappin and your cocaine tongue."

Hehehehehe...awesome..hehehehe.
This is fun, I like this

[NiGhTrAiN?]

 I'm a cold heartbreaker "Fit ta burn" and I'll rip your heart in two, and I'll leave you lyin' on the bed - with your ass in the air

I always get that extra line backwards - air in the ass ( that would be ... ? )

[Lady Ashba]

Before the concert, my brother who I went with, who's not very into English, sent me an SMS all excited saying "you garet jail". I was like WTF!! Then we realized he meant to say "your gonna die". We are starting a savings account to pay for more lessons, obviously he didn't learn much!

[Albert S Miller]

^Lol, cute little story!!

[Lady Ashba]

Thanks  Still got the SMS to prove it btw

[Jdog0830]

Lady Ashba thats rrrreeeeaaaalllll funny!
 



Joe

[Lady Ashba]

Hehe thanks    (just don't tell my brother I published the story otherwise I'm dead meat) 

[Jdog0830]

I would imagine just like when I though in November Rain Axl was saying
"Rockers end up walking in the Cold November Rain"

When its really
"Or I just end up walking in the cold November Rain"


When I found out my fuck up I just laughed really hard thinking how many times I must have looked like a jackass





Joe

[Lady Ashba]

Maybe also rockers will end up walking in the cold November rain 

[Jdog0830]

Maybe also rockers will end up walking in the cold November rain 

Trust me most do from what I have seen but I felt like a asshole none the less 




Joe

[Sergott]

It's not lyrics, but when I saw them in London, ON the guy standing next to me "is the biggest GNR fan of all time" as he reminded me a good thirty times.  So he starts getting upset over all the CD being played, he wants AFD.  The opening beat of Rocket Queen starts to be played, and I told the guy "looks like he got his wish"  he responded "this isn't from AFD, this is more BS off Chinese Democracy....then near the end of the song, he realized he knew it.  Again he kept telling me he is the biggest GNR Fan.

[CheapJon]

It's not lyrics, but when I saw them in London, ON the guy standing next to me "is the biggest GNR fan of all time" as he reminded me a good thirty times.  So he starts getting upset over all the CD being played, he wants AFD.  The opening beat of Rocket Queen starts to be played, and I told the guy "looks like he got his wish"  he responded "this isn't from AFD, this is more BS off Chinese Democracy....then near the end of the song, he realized he knew it.  Again he kept telling me he is the biggest GNR Fan.

that shit is funny, i love when people think they are " the biggest GNR fan"

everybody knows i'm the biggest

[NiGhTrAiN?]

It's not lyrics, but when I saw them in London, ON the guy standing next to me "is the biggest GNR fan of all time" as he reminded me a good thirty times.  So he starts getting upset over all the CD being played, he wants AFD.  The opening beat of Rocket Queen starts to be played, and I told the guy "looks like he got his wish"  he responded "this isn't from AFD, this is more BS off Chinese Democracy....then near the end of the song, he realized he knew it.  Again he kept telling me he is the biggest GNR Fan.

I attended the event with Ashba in Sao Paulo.There was this girl in the line outside the venue who had the same attitude.She's not only the biggest GnR fan of all time but she is also friends with all crew and band members, they all love her and she and her friends are the coolest people on the planet.
OMG,she's an insider, she knows who Beta,Vanessa and Fernando are!!! The way she was describing events it sounded like Axl had spent the previous night in her flat and she was like uh, Axl, honey, go pick up the remote control for me cuz I'm tired and am trying to relax putting my feet up and this TV presenter is making me feel bored.
Anyway, no sooner did we enter the room DJ was in, she turned all bitter toward security, as in - no need to manhandle me,I fuck Axl,I'll get you fired faster than you can pronounce move away,bitch.Treat me like a princess and I might let you live...
Needless to say security gave her like 15secs to take a picture and threw her out down the stairs ( I have this in video and I LMFAO everytime I watch it).
It kept them so busy kicking her out that I managed to mix amoung journalists and stayed there for nearly 2 hours hanging out with DJ and Jarmo     
I had asked a professional photographer who was there to take a picture of me and DJ with my camera so security figured I was with them and when they asked me if the reason I was still there after one and a half hours  I had gone in was because I was a journalist I didn't hesitate to say OF COURSE I AM lol - my semi-professional camera backed it up.

Thanks, bitch! Send my regards to Axl. 

[Lady Ashba]

We want video!

[NiGhTrAiN?]

PM'ed - and sorry but no more requests- don't want her giving me shit on my youtube page and have Axl fire me too? 

[One.In.A.Million]

I have some really good ones, that I really used to think were the real lyrics.

Here we go...

Locomotive

'Gonna have some fun with my fustration, gonna watch the big screen in my head.'
'Gonna have some fun with my fustration, gonna watch the bitch scream in my head'. 

Dead Horse

'Sometimes I feel like I'm beating a dead horse'.
'Sometimes I feel like I'm feeding a dead horse'. 

Yesterdays

'Prayers in my pocket, and no hand in destiny'.
'Grand ($1000) in my pocket, and no hand in destiny'. 

Locomotive

'Love's, so strange'
'Ooo'oh, so strange' 

[Halo69]

I have some really good ones, that I really used to think were the real lyrics.

Here we go...

Locomotive

'Gonna have some fun with my fustration, gonna watch the big screen in my head.'
'Gonna have some fun with my fustration, gonna watch the bitch scream in my head'. 

Dead Horse

'Sometimes I feel like I'm beating a dead horse'.
'Sometimes I feel like I'm feeding a dead horse'. 

Yesterdays

'Prayers in my pocket, and no hand in destiny'.
'Grand ($1000) in my pocket, and no hand in destiny'. 

Locomotive

'Love's, so strange'
'Ooo'oh, so strange' 

haha thats classic Axl right there!

[kuetastic]

If love is blind I guess I'll buy myself a cane

If love is blind I guess I'll find myself again

[wight gunner]

If love is blind I guess I'll buy myself a cane

If love is blind I guess I'll find myself again

And now the keyboard is covered with tea...