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Title: VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: vvv on October 19, 2003, 01:20:05 AM
In case you've never seen the show, it's an animated spoof of celebrities. Tonight's show featured Axl and Buckethead. It's funny as shit.  It had them working at McDonald's. That's all I'm gonna say 'cause I don't wanna ruin it for you all. If you look on vhl.com you can probably find when it will be on again.


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: axls#2 on October 19, 2003, 03:38:51 AM
I saw the part with tommy lee, but i didn't know they had gn'r, im sure they just rip on them though...ill have to be on the lookout for it though


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: SLCPUNK on October 19, 2003, 03:45:11 AM
Shit man, how did I miss that!? Are you pulling my leg? I gotta see that!


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Izzy on October 19, 2003, 05:18:23 AM
I missed it..what happned in it?


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: GypsySoul on October 19, 2003, 07:23:53 AM
For anyone who missed this show, the GNR part is in Espisode 3 which will be repeated on Friday, October 24th at 12 AM (eastern time).

I, personally, didn't find it funny because that one part was a bit vulgar for my sense of humor.

FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO WATCH IT WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT'S ABOUT, STOP READING HERE BECAUSE ALOT OF PEOPLE DON'T GET VH1 SO I'M GONNA TELL THEM ABOUT THE GNR PART.

Axl is working the register at a McDonalds type fast-food joint.  Two customers come in and recognize him and ask why he's working there.  Axl says something like "didn't you buy my last album?" ... they said "no" ... Axl says "neither did anyone else, so I'm working here".  Then Axl wants them to order something and he suggest expresso, which the place doesn't sell.  Axl goes into the kitchen and does vulgar things into a cup and tries to sell it to the guys.  The don't buy it and start to leave so Axl tell Buckethead to "get them" and BH chases after them with a mop.  



Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Jagged Little Pill on October 19, 2003, 11:53:35 AM

Axl is working the register at a McDonalds type fast-food joint.  Two customers come in and recognize him and ask why he's working there.  Axl says something like "didn't you buy my last album?" ... they said "no" ... Axl says "neither did anyone else, so I'm working here".  Then Axl wants them to order something and he suggest expresso, which the place doesn't sell.  Axl goes into the kitchen and does vulgar things into a cup and tries to sell it to the guys.  The don't buy it and start to leave so Axl tell Buckethead to "get them" and BH chases after them with a mop.  



 :rofl: chases after them with a mop


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: estranged88 on October 19, 2003, 12:02:56 PM
i didn't see the gnr clip, but i saw an episode with micheal jackson..it was great.


the best was yoko ono and courtney love fighting over money...classic.


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Jizzo on October 19, 2003, 09:49:41 PM
i saw it too. The dialouge already posted is a little off. But it gets the point out.


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Rebecca Duff Rose on October 20, 2003, 02:24:02 PM
I aint seen it!
Is it the ACTUAL PEOPLE?
{Sowwy for bein thick!}


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: AdZ on October 20, 2003, 04:45:00 PM
No, no it isn't.


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Yesterday on October 21, 2003, 08:45:24 AM
Sounds funny, anyone notice that MTV and VH1 really aren't in the music video game anymore.  It is mostly shows and a few videos thrown in from time to time.  I mean I love the 80's was just out and they are doing another one already.  I mean c'mon play some damn videos.  Oh wait i forgot TRL, my bad  :rofl:


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: noonespecial on October 21, 2003, 02:59:27 PM
That sounds hilarious!  But I'll never ask for any whipped cream\latte-type coffee drinks from Axl (heh, heh)...BH should have chased them with a chicken or a hose though... ;D


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: duffman on October 21, 2003, 07:46:35 PM
It's really funny stuff.  Instead of saying welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order in a regular way, he sings welcome to the jungle, only it's welcome to McDonald's. :hihi:


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Rebecca Duff Rose on October 22, 2003, 02:02:38 PM
i want expresso frm AXL!
He is gorg!
 ;D  :love:


Title: New VH1 Show to make fun of Axl
Post by: bill213 on May 28, 2004, 01:59:02 AM
I just saw a commercial of an upcomming VH1 show called Ill-ustrated i think.......and it had axl behind a fast food resturant counter serving someone singing Welcome to the jungle and instead of (shanananana knees) it had may i take your order please, please..........looks like another step down in the media for Axl.  The cartoon of him looked funny though.


Title: Re:New VH1 Show to make fun of Axl
Post by: Captain P?l on May 28, 2004, 04:29:51 AM
its actualy old.... a year or something... 6months maybe...


Title: Re:New VH1 Show to make fun of Axl
Post by: outlawaxl on May 28, 2004, 04:36:52 AM
how nice of VH1...


Title: Re:New VH1 Show to make fun of Axl
Post by: ClintroN on May 28, 2004, 04:44:09 AM
it's tired :no:


Title: Re:New VH1 Show to make fun of Axl
Post by: Continental Drift on May 28, 2004, 11:05:11 AM
Yup. Plus they had Axl singing in a very falsetto voice like he sings in now. Funny though- when Axl sings that way it sounds pretty good... the way they had him singing on that cartoon.... not so good. What a surprise. F'n bastards.:rant:


Title: Re:New VH1 Show to make fun of Axl
Post by: younggunner on May 28, 2004, 11:13:12 AM
if you cant figure him out might as well make fun of him...{its a year old anyways}


Title: Re:New VH1 Show to make fun of Axl
Post by: bill213 on May 28, 2004, 12:16:13 PM
I noticed VH1 keeps airing that Vince Neil challenge to fight Axl......they just show a picture of Axl, yet have Vince saying the challenge and telling Axl to put up or shut up.  It's for some special coming up.


Title: Re:New VH1 Show to make fun of Axl
Post by: PeterCoffin on May 28, 2004, 12:55:54 PM
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Yup. Plus they had Axl singing in a very falsetto voice like he sings in now. Funny though- when Axl sings that way it sounds pretty good... the way they had him singing on that cartoon.... not so good. What a surprise. F'n bastards.

You have to be fucking kidding me. It's a COMEDY SHOW.


Title: Re:New VH1 Show to make fun of Axl
Post by: Pviljoen on May 28, 2004, 01:46:46 PM
I noticed VH1 keeps airing that Vince Neil challenge to fight Axl......they just show a picture of Axl, yet have Vince saying the challenge and telling Axl to put up or shut up.  It's for some special coming up.

Vince Neil is a little fat ball... I doubt he could do much to Axl.


Title: Re:New VH1 Show to make fun of Axl
Post by: Buddha_Master on May 28, 2004, 01:56:31 PM
I thought I saw a promo last night for a VH1 show about karaoke but where they animate the singer to resemble the actual artist. I thought it was called lip-service or some shit...I dont rembember.

Anyway, wait yea Axl was wearing some kind of fast food uniform... Alright, it must be this show. Ah fuck it.


Title: Re:New VH1 Show to make fun of Axl
Post by: Imfuckincrazy on May 28, 2004, 07:20:46 PM
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I noticed VH1 keeps airing that Vince Neil challenge to fight Axl......they just show a picture of Axl, yet have Vince saying the challenge and telling Axl to put up or shut up.  It's for some special coming up.

I see that commercial every five minutes. It's for 100 Most Metal Moments.

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its actualy old.... a year or something... 6months maybe...

I thought that ILLustrated was about a month old, or less?

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Yup. Plus they had Axl singing in a very falsetto voice like he sings in now. Funny though- when Axl sings that way it sounds pretty good... the way they had him singing on that cartoon.... not so good. What a surprise. F'n bastards.

It's a freakin comedy! It's supposed to be funny! If you can't take a joke, then I guess that show isn't for you.

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he sings welcome to the jungle, only it's welcome to McDonald's.

:rofl:

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anyone notice that MTV and VH1 really aren't in the music video game anymore

On MTV (not MTV2 - isn't that channel entirely for videos?) they do show plenty of music videos, sometimes all day, and sometimes a show will come on every couple hours. But anyway, I only watch that channel because they show Slither. That channel is such shit that I keep it on mute until that particular song is on.  ::)

As for VH1, it's mostly shows. I like that channel though, because they have a lot of "The Greatest" countdowns and I Love the 70s/80s. I wish we had VH1 Classics.


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Jizzo on May 28, 2004, 07:53:52 PM
I'm not so certain this is the same episode


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Hoosier on May 29, 2004, 12:08:45 AM
i just saw the NEW episode tonight so ill explain...

customer walks into fast food place and Axl is working. he says, "have you got an appetite?..for destruction" then he sings "welcome to McDoogles, can i take your order please, would you like some french fries or a hamburger with cheese." and goes on a few more lines like "if you got the money honey (then something about onions i think)"

then goes on to something like "if you want to order here you have to have some patience"

then Buckethead comes in with a really cool guitar solo and they both start singing a knock offf of Paridice City. "oh wont you please hold the onions", that part was so fucking funny! anyway, i thought it was cool



"oh wont you please hold the onions!!!"


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Jizzo on May 29, 2004, 08:06:28 PM
It was really hilarious


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Dewzers on May 30, 2004, 03:09:58 AM
I recorded the episode with Axl singing, I'll put it online after I get it on my comp and such.


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: kupirock on May 30, 2004, 06:18:02 AM
(http://www.geocities.com/kupirocks/campchaosbucket.jpg)


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: EET_FUK on May 30, 2004, 09:05:32 AM
Episode 9

Axl Rose gets a new job at McDougals, the Time Pervs visit the future, and introducing the Transgenders: they're more than meets the eyes ... but are they girls or guys?

Monday May. 31
11:30/10:30c PM

Also, here is the re-run schedule and it gives a breif description of each episode..The Axl/Buckethead is in more than one episode.  There are also some episodes with Axl as a Indiana Senator.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/vh1_illustrated/series_showtimes.jhtml (http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/vh1_illustrated/series_showtimes.jhtml)


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: MadmanDan on May 30, 2004, 04:41:39 PM
Saw that!  I liked his voice


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Imfuckincrazy on May 30, 2004, 08:55:29 PM
I think they should have worked at KFC... or changed the bucket to Mc-Whatever-the-fuck.


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Jizzo on May 30, 2004, 09:06:11 PM
Cool beans


Title: Re:VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: D on June 01, 2004, 02:01:31 AM
its on right now

its not there yet so u have time to flip it over the preview looked funnier than shit!


Title: welcome to mcdougals....
Post by: Jaded on October 18, 2004, 05:05:51 PM
has anyone seen VH1 ill-ustrated????
cos there was this one episode with Axl working in McDougals... i found the song funny.....

Welcome to Mc Dougal's may I take your order please?
Would you like some french fries or a hamburger with cheese?
We got chicken-nuggets that are fried, crunchy hot apple pies.
If you got the money honey we got curly fries.
Welcome to Mc Dougal's.
Welcome to Mc Dougal's, may I take your order p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please please?
I want to watch you eat! Ughghghg!!!


Title: Re: VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: axlholic09 on October 20, 2004, 12:18:43 AM
 Man that shit was funny .....axl was like "welcome to MCDOUGGLES can i take your order pppppplease " and singin patience  the customer got so pissed...................GOOD NIGHT TO ALL TODAY IM AT THIS CASH REGISTER TOMARROW  IM AT THAT CASH REGISTER THE DAY AFTER THAT IM AT THE DEEP FRYER! :peace:


Title: Re: VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: *Izzy* on July 01, 2005, 01:53:42 AM
I found one of them http://www.campchaos.com/content/889_mcdougals-illustrated.mov
I can't find the other one, I've seen it before though

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:


Title: Re: VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Rob on July 01, 2005, 02:28:29 AM
Why wouldn't that dude buy an expresso from Axl?  If he offered me a hot caffinated beverage I would most definitely partake.


Title: Re: VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: snakepiter on July 01, 2005, 05:17:47 AM
izzy thanks for the movie many of us don't have vh1.....


Title: Re: VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Jamie on July 01, 2005, 08:45:32 AM
I found one of them http://www.campchaos.com/content/889_mcdougals-illustrated.mov
I can't find the other one, I've seen it before though

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

 :rofl: That was hilarious! Especially where the guy go's "OK can I place my order my now" and Axl just go's "NO!" and starts singing again!!


Title: Re: VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: WARose on July 01, 2005, 11:12:04 AM
can someone upload the first one we talked about ( with axl wanting to sell expresso or something) please?


Title: Re: VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Super-Ecwfan1 on May 07, 2006, 05:24:11 PM
                Heres a link to the McDougals from where the customer wants his order.  I know someone asked me about this the other day.


                " BUCKETHEAD !! "


           http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Oh3TLV_xeo&search=Axl%20Rose



Title: Re: VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: W. Botaxl Rose on May 07, 2006, 05:30:43 PM
Here's an Axl impersonator, it's funny because the reporter thinks it really is him. Obviously is an impersonator because he has no eyebrows & his face looks plastic.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVAGh_zRiO4


Title: Re: VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: dave-gnfnr2k on May 07, 2006, 05:33:54 PM
Here's an Axl impersonator, it's funny because the reporter thinks it really is him. Obviously is an impersonator because he has no eyebrows & his face looks plastic.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVAGh_zRiO4

He has eyebrows they are just very light, you could never really seen axls eyebrows because he has light red hair.


Title: Re: VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: Super-Ecwfan1 on May 07, 2006, 05:54:09 PM
Here's an Axl impersonator, it's funny because the reporter thinks it really is him. Obviously is an impersonator because he has no eyebrows & his face looks plastic.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVAGh_zRiO4

                                   Wow....I'd be like " Fuck the game " ask him when Chinese Democracy is coming out. Or ask him about Guns n Roses for gods sake !
 ;)



Title: Re: VH1 ILLustrated
Post by: journey on May 07, 2006, 06:11:24 PM
Here's an Axl impersonator, it's funny because the reporter thinks it really is him. Obviously is an impersonator because he has no eyebrows & his face looks plastic.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVAGh_zRiO4

He has eyebrows they are just very light, you could never really seen axls eyebrows because he has light red hair.

There's no use in arguing with him. He obviously gets off on saying hateful things. It's his main purpose for posting here, I guess.