Here Today... Gone To Hell!

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What's in there? You think "Chinese Democracy," the master tapes? Or perhaps a soul, his soul? Or Rick Allen's lost arm? He's been seen with it more than once.

jessica says its his makeup.

Dude, it's been well established by everyone here that the master copy of Chinese Democracy is in there....Or it's another crystal thingamabobber :hihi:

The demos for the next VR album. He might leak them shortly as retaliation for Weiland's comments.

Its either that, or John Bonham's spirit.

I think it might be the mini-galaxy that all of the G'N'R' fans (except for those of us here) slipped into when the original band broke up.

Maybee it's Scott weiland's head

Probably his luggage. That's what most people take on planes, believe it or not...

But it looks like a special case, like the kind the President takes with him that contain the launch codes. Could it be "Chinese Democracy"?

it probably is the masters for CD, Maybe he wont trust anyone anymore.

The new third guitar player.

It's Marsellus Wallace's soul.

Your mom.


Sorry, it had to be said.  ;D

maybe it Axl's sanity jk :hihi:

I think he lost that suitcase along time ago. :hihi:

It's his botox injections you fools.

i mentioned this before, but that looks alot like the case from the movie Ronin. Many people died  b/c of that case. :beer:

Fuck man lucky Axl didnt turn around at the split second he took that picture... think we could have said good-bye to Mr Mitch Allan

This is probably the most worthless thread I've seen in this section.

 :hihi:

"No questions, no answers.  You just accept it and move on"

vanity case

Reno: 'So what was in the case?'

DeNiro: 'I don't remember.'

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:  Holy Fuck... I may be drunk, but this thread is killing me.

I say it's a slightly smaller silver case.... and inside of that is a slightly smaller silver case..... and inside of that case is Gray's Sports Almanac.

whats in the box? whats in the box? whats in the fucking box!?!?!?!?

A bucket of chicken wings as incentive for BH to come back. If he wont, they might have to cancel Rio again. :hihi:

it's his passport, extra botox and needles, along with his activator to keep his hair shining..

He's like scrooge MaCduck, instead of his number one dime he has CD in a class case inside..

 :rofl:

Looks like a workman's lunchbox. Axl's what we refer to in England as a "bricky" :hihi:

its his bandanas :hihi:

I'm with you!

I think it's a lot hard for some people to believe that he's carrying some clothes on that case...

*What's in Axl's silver case?*


er... oh... ummm... ah! - a blow up doll?   :hihi:

Why the hell would he be carrying clothes in a small secured metal box? Also what clothes are so important to you that you have to hold on to them all the time?

The portion of his ass that wouldn't fit into those massive fucking warm-up pants.

Get a tailor. ;)

Shoeboy

Nothing....Abosutely nothing!!!! You soo stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

who cares really? It's prolly his carry-on for the plane. Some music, maybe an Ipod, a book of Sudoku puzzles, a pen for autographs, his plane ticket, a psp handheld Video game system with GTA and Socom, Cash for the beer cart, maybe  the CD he played at the bar

nothing secret I'm sure.

It's the cash Axl is going to give Tony Soprano to put a contract out for Scott Weiland!

slash's top hat.

"hey dude, now say Scott has no talent and smells ass in the next Rolling Stone, or you'll never see it again"

http://www.luggagepros.com/mpb/IID10249.shtml


It's just a carry-on bag. The only time he is seen with it is at the airport. It's also the only thing he is seen with at the airport. How many people board a plane without some sort of carry on.

It would be more fun if it were CD or he was carrying around the souls of his band mates (Pulp Fiction Style) but it's just a carry-on.

Axl has alot to talk/rant about when GNR hits the road.

He could have alot of fun with, "So you wanna know what was in my silver case huh?"

My guess:
Danny's fax machine. We all know it was that machine that leaked the demos.

 :hihi:  Just playin Danny

I'll go with that one ;D Hey Tony, take your time with Scotty, I'll put the extra cash if you want to :yes:

i think it is bucketheads face, stored in formaldehyde, which he relieved Buckethead of after Bucket refused to remove his mask. "If I can't see your face, then no one else ever will again, either." :o

i wish we had more leaks. that way we wouldnt be talking about whats inside axl's little silver box  :(

it is Marsellus Wallace's soul, and the combination is 666 - lol

proof?

It contains the name of the next GNR musician who will leave the adventure

ummm, we need help

Slash

Eric "Joe Bob" Ramona :rofl:

Axl's been seen with Rick Allen's lost arm -lol

fuck lets hope not. Axl is much better off without him!

dildo

Holy Shit, its a modern day focking Kaboodle (sp).  He sus cry sta  :rofl:

Axl carries this box to protect the remaining Chinese Democracy recordings
in his mostly paranoid state
he has reasoned, that if the recordings are with him at all times
no one can leak anymore of them to the internet

oh yeah, he sleeps with it chained to his wrist


...lol

earl  :hihi:

A copy of chinese democracy encased in poisenous gas. Axl has to wear a special mask to open it.

Axl will complete his great prophecy of Slash being up his ass by trapping Slash in that particular metal box and then inserting it.....up his ass. :o

 :peace:

no, it would get stuck in his beard  :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: no foundation for axl.

seriously, i say...............xxxxxx ( none of my business lol )

told them :-\

I think it's Axl's basket case....

his makeup

A coke and a ham sandwich.

Guess we are in the majority. :hihi:

It puts the lotion in the basket

before it get's the hose again...

Put the fucking lotion IN the BASKET :rant:

Hey don't you hurt my dog :'(

CHINESE DEMOCRACY G.N.R 5-06

Is that what he have in the silver case? :nervous:

I heard Chuck Norris is in the suitcase and if he gets out we're all screwed

Ok....

If thats the case (get it, case :hihi:) then he needs to haul ass with that release date announcement.

His crystal ball of course . . . .

"In February 1998 in Arizona, Axl was carrying some presents he'd recently received - "going to the psychic for review," in the words of one knowledgeable source. One item in Axl's bag was a large hand-blown glass sphere. Axl was apparently worried that the security personnel at the airport might break it, and that led to his outburst and arrest."

http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/articles/showarticle.php?articleid=32

it's Adlers Heroin, it just one in a many steps he has taken to insure the original GNR will show up for the gigs ( as the promoters seem to be advertising) -lol

Many people don't know this but Axl's a real coke fiend...

No, not THAT kinda coke...Coca Cola!

He often acts as a mule for the Coke corporation to get free cases of the stuff.

In that silver case is the secret formula for the forthcoming Coke Blak (the dreadful sounding "coffee infused coke"..no joke, it really exists...google it) which he is brining to NY so Coke can start production.

 :hihi: :rofl:

very good, but I still he as Adlers Heroin in there with the new coke

 : ok:

a nut

Its a nut-case

(http://myspace-679.vo.llnwd.net/00556/97/60/556160679_l.jpg)  ;D


auiauahuahuahuahuahauhua  ;D
axl infraganti

If CD was in there he would have it handcuffed to his arm.  Anybody want to get some money together to hire Chuck Norris to round house kick Axl's arm in half so we get our hands on CD?

Why, it's Beta, of course!

if u saw Axl standing like that at an airport would u....

go up and say hello

or

would you sneak up behind him and snatch the silver case and run for ur life?

whoever would steal that case deserves to be ripped apart

slowly....ever, ever so slowly....

;D

In a high-security airport?

Nah, I would just invite him to the nearest bar, get hammered, and rock out to CD.  Evidently, thats the best way to hear the record.

probably one of his wigs :hihi:

Haha!!!  : ok: so I wasn't so far off when I said a coke and a ham sandwich!  8)

Either that or some syringes filled with botox.  :hihi:

so he can pretty himself when someone takes his picture next;

i think i would snatch the silver case..... the payoff could be huge.... so could the ass beating but i think i would try to take the case and run away.

with Axl just standing there like that, it is very tempting.

he'd have to catch u first and at his size, it may be difficult :rofl:

 :rofl: :rofl:

my virginity! :o

A litter box just in case he happens to run into Stephanie Seymour.

Both.

Our innocence.

Or perhaps our guilt...

I have no idea what the hell I just said. But it sounded smart in my head.

Stool samples. He keeps them fresh in an air tight box for whenever he needs to go to the doctor.

Either stool samples or a magic crystal Yoda has given him for protection on the road. Encased in a vat of poisenous gas.

Slash's soul.

mini Axl

You have a very creative mind Mr. "Realistic".

It's the modern day Ark of the Covenant!!!!

if it is opened, the universe will be destroyed!!!

howbout a laptop? so he can see whats going on at htgth.. :rofl:

If any of us ever gets to meet him, the poor guy is gonna be powerfully confused as to why we all want to get into his travel-on bag. 


 :rofl:

maybe it is the very server that keeps HTGTH up and running, he keeps it with him so no one can ruin his leak old demo's promotional plan ;D

 :rofl: That was fuckin' funny,ya never know  :hihi:

OK..someone in the A7 thread just sparked my brain.  I know now what the metal CD is for (OK, so I was wrong about the secret coke blak formula):

It does contain CD.  Not the masters, but actual COPIES OF THE ALBUM that Axl will sell to you (or maybe even give to you for free!) if you can track him down.

It's a huge game of "where's Axl".  That's why NIN (who are "in on it") is putting up all those pics on their site.  They're trying to tell us how to get CD.  We have to FIND Axl!

It even explains all these leaks.  Those that are leaking the material have found Axl and gotten THEIR copies!!

See, those are the unique marketing techniques that Merck was talking about.

GnR fans of the world...go forth and find Axl!  It's the only way you'll get CD.

 :rofl:

Hahahahaha....

It's like a radio contest we used to have where you have to find a random person based on clues, and walk up and say "Are you the 97.5 K-ROCK $10,000 Fugitive?"  Of course, in this situation, the prize is much more valuable than the money and everyone knows what Axl looks like.  Damn, I wonder if he'll be spotted in Canada next? I wanna win my copy! haha.

Axl stalkers of the world! UNITE!!

 :rofl:

I will sit back and watch though......there will be no Axl stalking from me! ;D

Maybe he's going to the airport in every capital?My dad loads bags sometimes at Arlanda (the airport in Stockholm, capital of Sweden) ;D

I just thought of this... if this is Axl's carry-on, wouldn't he have to open it when going through airport security?

I can't wait to read the article describing the crazy HTGTH member that 'attacks' Axl Rose at JFK International airport.

New York Daily News-

While on his way back to Los Angleles from a business meeting in New York, Axl Rose was attacked by a crazed fan claiming to be part of a contest that would earn him an advanced copy. Mr. Rose was about to enter the American Airlines Admirals Club when he was grabbed by a man (who would only answer to the name 'darknemus'), this man then began shouting "I Win, I found you... now give me my cd". He then grabed Mr. Roses carry on bag and attempted to pry it open. At this point 'darknemus' was subdued by NY police and TSA agents. It is not clear at this time what was in the carry on. The assailant was heard muttering "gnfr.com has to be behind this...... damn you true fan" as he was taken into custody.

Laughing....so....hard...can't....breath....just...shot....mountain....dew......out.....of....nose....onto....keyboard.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's hilarious!!! Hahahahahahaha.  :rofl:

Oh, you silly kids, you.  :-P

For the record, I could take Axl in one punch.  But, I'm not a violent kinda guy ;)

Seriously, though - keep those TSA agents away from me.  Them's some scary peeps.

-darknemus

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

oh that was just TOO good man.

Hahahaha  :rofl: :hihi: :rofl: :hihi:

Seriously! I really think it's nothing but a Beauty Case. Just Look at this link an compare...

Rimowa TOPAS Beauty Case

http://www.thebestthings.com/rimowa/rimowa_topas_beauty.htm

But it could also contain the most wanted cd out there.... ;D

Why does it matter and who cares what is in the case ???

We've seen him with that case in the airport only.  It's not like he has it in every photo like at the Korn party or at the Sopranos. 

If we've only seen it in airport pictures, one would have to assume it is a carry on/luggage and no big deal.

oh man i laughed as soon as i heard darknemus? :rofl: :beer:
you goin to jail dark  :crying:

replacement braid extensions (in various colours, depending on his mood) and lunch.

it is a list of the names of the current members of guns n roses

only way he can remember, even Axl doesn't know who is in the band anymore :hihi:

Willy Wonka Rose and the CD factory.

We should be able to win the golden ticket to meet our loon idol and get to hear CD just like the kids got to go to Willy's chocolate factory.  Either that or he stole what was in the breif case in pulp fiction. 

 :rofl: Oh man that was fuckin' funny,I haven't read anything that funny in awhile :hihi: :rofl: :hihi: :rofl:

So here is the deal. I am in London for the week on buisness. I walk into HMV in Piccadilli Circus and what do I see for sale on the bottom shelf under the new release section?...

what appeared to be the exact same silver case Axl has been carting around. It was titled "Lockable 12 CD Case" and also came in the "Lockable 24 CD Case" model. I am certain that is what he has?solely for distribution among friends and strippers. When you open the case you get a golden glow like in Pulp Fiction.

Sweet ow we all know its the master but didnt we already know the cd was done?

Coming soon from Sanctury records, strictly limited edition Lockable 12 CD Case containing Chinese Democracy X12 mixes  :hihi:

LOL im not being negative but i would laugh if that turned out to be someone elses luggage and axl was being a good person and phoning it in lol JK :peace: :rofl:

Hopefully his integrity and motivation are in there.

well im hoping he is on his way to give that to GEFFEN and tell them to release it

His Wigs? :hihi:

more Hockey jerseys? 

I wonder what he'll wear in Europe, the local hockey teams jersey?  as he did on the US tour in 2002.

or maybe soccer jersey's and shorts since soccer's big over there :rofl:

MYbe this time hill where something like a basketball soccer... or maybe in there is a stylist for his hair.... i liked his hair in rock in rio better ten the braids please let that be the case for the new tour

maybe he did the braids so he can have curly hair and die it black like slash :rofl:

I hope not !  :nervous: that would suck

Check out Robin's new photo on 'the blind'. He has the key around his neck!

http://www.robinfinck.com/theblind/index.php

Thats kickin that would be wild if that was the key

That's is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

robin's photo is lmao

but then so is robin?

KIllar guitarist very kilar ...... i think hes the mastermind bhind all of the great solos .. bucket head was good but fink, fortus, and robin rock.

The mods are in his silver case, cause they surely aren't here.

yeah that must be it  :hihi:

LMFAO!!!! :rofl:

That is the funniest shit I've read in a long time.

All of them have different keys so they must be in the same place to open it. :P

Axl, no Jokerit jersey here in Helsinki, mmmkay?

hes gonna be wearin xxxxl man utds goalie kits  :rofl:.and maybe a burberry cap n loads of gold jewellry.....AXLS GONNA BE A CHAV  :rofl:

Maybe CD is being sold as a musicbox

his fannypack?? :D

that is an option ..... if thats a twelv case cd box ... what else does he have in there ... the new album after that? I WANT I WANT ?:drool:

Paul Tobias' penis

it's documents from his findings on the internet... He has been to htgth and mygnr and has wrote out all his rants for this upcoming tour and the people he wants to thanks.. So far on the list of love is dave2k, richard nixon, jarmo, dark, mysteron, madison, younggunner, speedstone and Skynrd girl...  Should I give the hate list :hihi:

Eh just cuz some of us newbs havent been here as long doesnt mean we dont deserve as much love and respect as u guys... cuz no i dont love axl as much as the next guy.. i love him more! lol

ICON thats what axl is to me. SO add GNR_12 to that list  :smoking: