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Title: This is funny...
Post by: Zartan on January 06, 2007, 12:39:56 PM
not sure if this has been posted before....

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/6/8moe.html


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Scree on January 06, 2007, 01:47:19 PM
Juvenile.. but amusing I suppose.


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Amanda. on January 06, 2007, 01:51:59 PM
nah. what's the idea? i didn't find it funny.


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: CheapJon on January 06, 2007, 01:58:02 PM
i found it somewhat funny  :hihi:


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Red_Locks on January 06, 2007, 02:10:02 PM
I found it rather funny :D


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Cjc1706 on January 06, 2007, 02:12:20 PM
lol that was rather amusing

CJ


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Gargh! on January 06, 2007, 02:15:12 PM
Mildly funny.


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Bodhi on January 06, 2007, 02:30:50 PM
it was ok... :-\


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: The Legend on January 06, 2007, 03:33:03 PM
Someone's got way too much time on their hands.  :rofl:


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Robman? on January 06, 2007, 04:02:15 PM
Someone's got way too much time on their hands.  :rofl:

 :hihi: they sure do

its mildly funny


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Butch Français on January 06, 2007, 06:25:09 PM
damn, that could have been made a lot funnier!


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: cody6977 on January 06, 2007, 08:16:22 PM
That wasn't funny......Fergus Falls, Mn is like 20 minutes from me....nothing but imbreds......As you can see it doesn't take much to entertain them folks....


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Albert S Miller on January 06, 2007, 09:27:48 PM
I can see the idea, but they could have definately done a "BETTER" job!!!!


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on January 06, 2007, 09:56:29 PM
I thought it was cute.   :D


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: tad82 on January 07, 2007, 07:04:58 PM
This is even more funnier, actually I was cracking up when I was reading a literary analysis of SCOM  :hihi:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/7/11moe.html

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Finally, Axl, I think we might have had a misunderstanding regarding my previous notes. When I wrote in colored pencil "Where do we go now?" I wasn't offering that as a lyric. I was simply observing that, in narrative terms, the song needed to progress in some way. You love the girl, she's helping you work through some issues, whatever. So where do we go now? But instead of providing a satisfactory conclusion, you simply took my note and repeated it over and over again before ultimately just stating the title of the song. This is unacceptable. Don't ask us, the listeners, where we go. That's up to you as the writer! Tell us where we go now!

Again, let's try to fix these things soon and get "Sweet Child of Mine" ("My Sweet Child"?) into your fans' hands as quickly as possible. Because, frankly, if it should ever hit the street in its current form, the song would be a colossal failure.

PRICELESS!


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Nighteyes on January 08, 2007, 08:25:10 AM
This is even more funnier, actually I was cracking up when I was reading a literary analysis of SCOM? :hihi:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/7/11moe.html

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Finally, Axl, I think we might have had a misunderstanding regarding my previous notes. When I wrote in colored pencil "Where do we go now?" I wasn't offering that as a lyric. I was simply observing that, in narrative terms, the song needed to progress in some way. You love the girl, she's helping you work through some issues, whatever. So where do we go now? But instead of providing a satisfactory conclusion, you simply took my note and repeated it over and over again before ultimately just stating the title of the song. This is unacceptable. Don't ask us, the listeners, where we go. That's up to you as the writer! Tell us where we go now!

Again, let's try to fix these things soon and get "Sweet Child of Mine" ("My Sweet Child"?) into your fans' hands as quickly as possible. Because, frankly, if it should ever hit the street in its current form, the song would be a colossal failure.

PRICELESS!

this one was great :rofl:


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: mcalldp on January 08, 2007, 03:00:20 PM
My Favorite:

"And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by?Whew. OK, listen to me now: Thunder can't quietly do anything. It's thunder. And, more importantly, do you really want to come across as a wuss who's constantly on the verge of weeping and skittering into hair caves to escape from rain? Is this a song about love or climatic anxiety? You need to work these things out."

hair caves indeed ha ha ha ha


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Six Strings on January 08, 2007, 03:12:35 PM
What the fuck??? :o


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Mr. Redman on January 08, 2007, 08:08:04 PM
That wasn't funny......Fergus Falls, Mn is like 20 minutes from me....nothing but imbreds......As you can see it doesn't take much to entertain them folks....

Yeah, we've got quite a lot of stupid fucks out here in MN. Even more so the closer you get to the Mall Of America.


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: moondance_1 on January 08, 2007, 10:21:08 PM
oh my,quite amusing.? is there one to Mr Brownstone?? *g* :smoking:


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Howard2k on January 08, 2007, 10:40:53 PM
The Sweet Child one was pretty decent :)


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on January 09, 2007, 03:40:11 PM
SERVICE UNAVAILABLE comes up when I go to the link  ???


Title: Re: This is funny...
Post by: mcalldp on January 09, 2007, 04:26:57 PM
here is what it says:

08/01/07 : Top 5 most-wanted featurings on Chinese Democracy!
   
   Here are the most awaited featurings you'd like to see on Guns N' Roses long awaited album Chinese Democracy. Most wanted duet would be with beautiful pop-folk singer Chan Marshall aka Cat Power. It's probably not happening anytime soon but let's enjoy nevertheless.

1 - Axl Rose and Cat Power - 38%
Imagining Nude as the News with the banshee scream just gives us goosebumps.

2 - Axl Rose and Trent Reznor - 26%
Trent featuring on Chinese Democracy? Probably not, but let's hope CD gets as good as The Fragile.

3 - Axl Rose and Dave navarro - 19%
The Rose/Navarro combination gave us Oh My God, one of our all-time favourite. Could this pair of kings also lead ChiDem to Rock's Pantheon?

4 - Axl Rose and Bjork - 10%
Crazy Banshee Scream + Crazy Banshee Scream = ? Can't wait to hear that.

5 - Axl Rose and Slash - 7%
A reunion seems to get only a few of your votes. Slash and co will have to go on with Libertad then.