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Title: APRIL FOOLS: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: jarmo on April 01, 2009, 03:08:19 PM
Yes, it was a joke. I had to do something and this one took about five minutes.... /jarmo





BAYONNE, NJ ---- Apr 1, 2009: 3:02PM

For immediate release:

Guns N' Roses in cooperation with Monster Energy? will launch a limited edition GN'R branded energy drink.

The drink will be sold in limited quantities during the GN'R tour to those who have a hard time staying awake past 10PM.

It's also worth nothing that the drink has been specially created to go well with vodka.



In addition to this exciting new GN'R energy drink, the band have also worked with world renowned chefs to create special GN'R sandwiches. These sandwiches will be available in limited numbers at the shows.

Sandwiches on the menu include Hummus Of Dreams, Pastrami On The Rye, Prosciutte and B.L.T.

All organic and delicious.


So next time you attend a GN'R show, you won't have to be hungry or tired!!!


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: GunnerOne 84 on April 01, 2009, 03:09:49 PM
April Fools


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: Tatiana Kudrin on April 01, 2009, 03:22:40 PM
what? no source for that..........  :hihi:



Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: ppbebe on April 01, 2009, 03:24:15 PM
GNR chinese stew and bitter-sweet better chocolate bar should follow.  :peace:


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: D on April 01, 2009, 03:24:37 PM
HAHA, Gotta be April Fool's joke


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: w.axl.rose on April 01, 2009, 03:29:58 PM
has too. Jarmo dont post news like this without a source


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: grog mug on April 01, 2009, 03:30:06 PM
That sounds really good actually, I wish it wasn't an April Fools!  I know it is though...


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: DeN on April 01, 2009, 03:32:27 PM
hmm Pastrami On The Rye, yummy ;D


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: GNR4L on April 01, 2009, 03:33:27 PM
hmm Pastrami On The Rye, yummy ;D

Or Catcher On The Rye HA HA  :rofl:


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: Tatiana Kudrin on April 01, 2009, 03:37:13 PM
has too. Jarmo dont post news like this without a source

would be funny if some folks reposted those erm news on other forums and lost their heads over them  :rofl:


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: ppbebe on April 01, 2009, 03:44:02 PM
as report has it jarmo has already tried the drink with vodka and felt sick. he's a non drinker anyway.


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: The Catcher on April 01, 2009, 03:47:48 PM
Good one. 8)


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: Bandita on April 01, 2009, 03:50:47 PM
Please, Jarmo would never make jokes about his favorite state in the USA, NEW JERSEY! :rofl:

Especially a mecca such as Bayonne, famous for smoke stacks and serious pollution.


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: Nighteyes on April 01, 2009, 03:52:08 PM
Haha, would be hilarious if this was true!
They should sell it in regular shops too  :D


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: Regibold on April 01, 2009, 03:56:00 PM
That's great....stick it to the whiners!!!!


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: Shackler on April 01, 2009, 04:10:56 PM
Aprils fools is dead and gone, ur the fool 4 carryin on!

lol


You just got rhymed!


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: GNRFAN20 on April 01, 2009, 04:19:12 PM
April Fools.


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: seely on April 01, 2009, 04:24:39 PM
Grr, i believed it when i first saw it!!!  ;)


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: Annie on April 01, 2009, 04:35:58 PM
Grr, i believed it when i first saw it!!!  ;)
ME TOO! YOU GOT ME!


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: SLCPUNK on April 01, 2009, 04:36:48 PM
has too. Jarmo dont post news like this without a source

would be funny if some folks reposted those erm news on other forums and lost their heads over them  :rofl:

Ooooopsie.

GnR Exclusive, Jarmo goes on 3 day posting bender while on new GnR energy drink, leaving dozens banned in his wake (http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=56430.0)


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: willow on April 01, 2009, 04:38:50 PM
Now thats a good one!


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: Christian on April 01, 2009, 04:54:27 PM
Bucket drinks Dr. Pepper

Finck drinks GN'R Energy Drink


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: HBK on April 01, 2009, 05:15:02 PM
 ;D

Funny DAY....


 :peace:


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: russtcb on April 01, 2009, 05:45:03 PM
April Fools

Ding Ding


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: Bodhi on April 01, 2009, 06:05:18 PM
haha damn it...i was really looking forward to that energy drink!


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: Classic Case on April 01, 2009, 07:24:59 PM
Grr, i believed it when i first saw it!!!  ;)

mmm..thats why ur username is seely???  :hihi:


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: draguns on April 01, 2009, 08:46:13 PM
That's good one. Although don't make any more jokes involving my home state. North NJ/NYC is the best place in the USA.:)


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: RebelRose89 on April 01, 2009, 08:55:59 PM
that monster drink woulda been f'n awesome!


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: Trist805 on April 01, 2009, 09:23:09 PM


Sandwiches on the menu include Hummus Of Dreams, Pastrami On The Rye, Prosciutte and B.L.T.

All organic and delicious.


So next time you attend a GN'R show, you won't have to be hungry or tired!!!


haha.  On the B.L.T. I think it would taste Better with Catsup on the Rye and the mayo Scraped off.   


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: SLCPUNK on April 02, 2009, 02:39:20 AM
For the win ^^^


Title: Re: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: Jim Bob on April 02, 2009, 02:53:58 AM
I don't drink energy drinks, but if there was a GnR drink, it'd be all i'd drink  :peace:


Title: Re: APRIL FOOLS: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: horsey on April 10, 2009, 06:09:31 PM
i''ll drink to that / holding up a beer '


Title: Re: APRIL FOOLS: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: Derek on April 10, 2009, 06:53:42 PM
As long as they don't end up calling the drink "Shackler's Revenge". Sounds like what would happen if you drank the water down in Tijuana.  :hihi:


Title: Re: APRIL FOOLS: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
Post by: IKnowWhereIAM on April 12, 2009, 01:00:11 PM
...it would have been more believable if Jarmo announced that he was actually Slash!   :hihi: