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Title: How fucking random was that?
Post by: cineater on October 12, 2021, 01:56:53 PM
https://fox5sandiego.com/news/local-news/plane-crashes-near-high-school-in-santee-reports/

You're a UPS driver out making deliveries in a neighborhood, hit and killed by a crashing airplane.  What are the odds of that happening?  No powerball winning for you, you die doing a drop off by shit falling from the sky.  That has never happened or will again.


Title: Re: How fucking random was that?
Post by: cineater on October 13, 2021, 10:00:49 AM
William Shatner going to space, for real.

 :hihi:  He got a natural high.  He can't even find the words.  How cool.   :D


Title: Re: How fucking random was that?
Post by: cineater on November 09, 2021, 11:16:26 AM
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It sounds stupid, we know, but we swear it works! If your keys donít have much of a range, hold them right under your chin and press the button again ó the fluids in your head will exchange the reach of the signal just a little bit. Seriously, if you donít believe us, just try it for yourself!

Who discovered that little trick?  Can't wait to try that out.  Going to look a little weird.   :hihi:


Title: Re: How fucking random was that?
Post by: cineater on November 28, 2021, 02:58:00 PM
I've got $62 in Christmas scratchers.  The kids complain I buy them all at one time, all from the same place.  This year I went to 5 different gas stations, one of them twice.  Is that random enough?  :hihi:  Somebody better win!