There never seems to be a mod with a lock or move button around when you need one.
![Roll Eyes](http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/Smileys/classic/rolleyes.gif)
I'd gladly lock it since I'm the appointed fascist it seems, but it's a bit too late now.
As a few people have said, a good joke doesn't hurt, and I agree with that. The problem is it has to be funny, and this one isn't.