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« Reply #60 on: September 06, 2006, 05:40:53 PM »
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:39:00 PM
3, soon 4 years older than you, honey

Damn... 
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« Reply #61 on: September 06, 2006, 05:42:37 PM »
I already won due, back off
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« Reply #62 on: September 06, 2006, 05:44:18 PM »
Quote from: kujo on September 06, 2006, 05:42:37 PM
I already won due, back off

And how old are you, sweetpea!?   Cheesy
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« Reply #63 on: September 06, 2006, 05:45:02 PM »
The celery reference requires no lemons no   
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« Reply #64 on: September 06, 2006, 05:45:40 PM »
Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:40:53 PM
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:39:00 PM
3, soon 4 years older than you, honey

Damn... ?

no it'll be great. you can cook for me and do lapdances and suck my penis every now and then Wink
we will be great friends..
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« Reply #65 on: September 06, 2006, 05:47:17 PM »
Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:44:18 PM
And how old are you, sweetpea!? Cheesy

Well I sure as hell am not going to say 3 or 4 years older than you.

What age do you want me to be?
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« Reply #66 on: September 06, 2006, 05:48:07 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 06, 2006, 05:45:02 PM
The celery reference requires no lemons no? ?

Well maybe your way. Open your mind.
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« Reply #67 on: September 06, 2006, 05:49:10 PM »
Quote from: kujo on September 06, 2006, 05:47:17 PM

Well I sure as hell am not going to say 3 or 4 years older than you.

What age do you want me to be?


Under 18... ? Grin

Or over 30, heh...
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« Reply #68 on: September 06, 2006, 05:50:04 PM »
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:45:40 PM

no it'll be great. you can cook for me and do lapdances and suck my penis every now and then Wink
we will be great friends..

*cough*

My dream come true...
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« Reply #69 on: September 06, 2006, 05:51:06 PM »
yea you like that, do you? *spankstheass*
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« Reply #70 on: September 06, 2006, 05:53:38 PM »
One time i became intimate with my hand.

Best 30 seconds of my life.
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« Reply #71 on: September 06, 2006, 05:54:20 PM »
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:51:06 PM
yea you like that, do you? *spankstheass*

No spankings, bitch. ?I have a goddamn bruise... ?heh
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« Reply #72 on: September 06, 2006, 05:54:44 PM »
What happened to the Canadian girls here?

I want some Canadian girls sex stories!

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« Reply #73 on: September 06, 2006, 05:54:51 PM »
Quote from: Rubber Bullets on September 06, 2006, 05:53:38 PM
One time i became intimate with my hand.

Best 30 seconds of my life.

Once? ? Grin
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« Reply #74 on: September 06, 2006, 05:56:24 PM »
Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:54:20 PM
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:51:06 PM
yea you like that, do you? *spankstheass*

No spankings, bitch. ?I have a goddamn bruise... ?heh

Hey, nothing wrong with a good spankin, bruise or no bruise.......
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« Reply #75 on: September 06, 2006, 05:56:31 PM »
Quote from: Rubber Bullets on September 06, 2006, 05:53:38 PM
One time i became intimate with my hand.

Best 30 seconds of my life.

was it a one night hand?
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« Reply #76 on: September 06, 2006, 05:57:57 PM »
Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:54:51 PM
Quote from: Rubber Bullets on September 06, 2006, 05:53:38 PM
One time i became intimate with my hand.

Best 30 seconds of my life.

Once? ? Grin

His back was bothering him that day and he couldn't bend over far enough
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« Reply #77 on: September 06, 2006, 06:03:05 PM »
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:56:31 PM
Quote from: Rubber Bullets on September 06, 2006, 05:53:38 PM
One time i became intimate with my hand.

Best 30 seconds of my life.

was it a one night hand?

We have met occasionaly since, but now this left hand has began to make moves on me, what shall I do?
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« Reply #78 on: September 06, 2006, 06:04:18 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 06, 2006, 05:56:24 PM
Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:54:20 PM
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:51:06 PM
yea you like that, do you? *spankstheass*

No spankings, bitch. ?I have a goddamn bruise... ?heh

Hey, nothing wrong with a good spankin, bruise or no bruise.......


I love spankings! ?But I'm not into the whole beat your ass till you're crying and begging and can't walk. ?And I don't really mind a bruise, if it actually heals. ?I've had this same bruise for almost a weak, and it's hardly even faded..
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« Reply #79 on: September 06, 2006, 06:05:14 PM »
Quote from: Rubber Bullets on September 06, 2006, 06:03:05 PM
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:56:31 PM
Quote from: Rubber Bullets on September 06, 2006, 05:53:38 PM
One time i became intimate with my hand.

Best 30 seconds of my life.

was it a one night hand?

We have met occasionaly since, but now this left hand has began to make moves on me, what shall I do?


Give in babe......... give in
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