Seriously my mind must've gone blank, or maybe all the partying has slowly destroyed the braincells in the gift ideas-section of my brain.
Uh, I could buy her a beer?
Seriously, I think jewerly ain't the most creative way to go.
Sure I could take her out to dinner at some fancypants restaurant where they actually let me smell and taste and choose the wine. (But when I order wine I just know not to order the cheapest.
And when they let me choose the wine it always makes me slightly amused.
The middle aged men like to enjoy the finer things in life, which is, to them, food and wine and also some titty twister.
My gf wouldn't give me a black eye for that, but it would be weird if I buy her a night at a place like that. Honey, go to the back room.
No wait.. it was the gf I was with BEFORE who was into girls.
And during xmas time you eat a lot anyway, so a restaurant ain't that "hot".
No I guess a spa wouldn't be that bad, even if it is BORING, but if I take pampering packages to get some massage it would make it a little better, then again I won't participate in any foot care or that stuff where they spread some icky creme on my face. And I think I should go also. Right?
"Go to the cosmetologist, I'll be taking a few beers with the boys at the mean time."
No wait! I could gift wrap and old coffee cup of mine!
I can almost *feel* us breaking up after the x-mas!
... shit I'll just get her pot so she's all cool and laid back.
But she's agains't any drugs.
So girls and gents, help me out.
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