FANS are up in arms about the GUNS N’ ROSES greatest hits album. They have begun an online petition because they wanted new material, not old. Why can’t the moaning gits enjoy November Rain and be happy? I am.

Slash was mentioned in the Sunday Mirror on February 29th:

Ozzy Osbourne's big-mouth daughter Kelly tore into a Hollywood nightclub manager after he refused to sell the underage singer a cocktail.

Kelly squealed: "I hate America! I can't get a f***ing drink here! In England, we start drinking at 16. Here, it's 21! What is the big deal?"

Curvy Kelly, 19, threw her tantrum at LA's Sunset Strip's House of Blues club, co-owned by actor Dan Aykroyd. My mole tells me: "Kelly started squealing when the waitress asked her for an ID card."

Guns 'n' Roses guitarist Slash tried to play peacemaker by buying Kelly a drink - only to be told he would be breaking the law. The result?

Kelly bolting for the exit, screaming: "I am never coming here again!" Time to grow up, Kel.