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« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2005, 05:14:51 PM » |
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I have to admit, I stared at thing way too long trying to figure out how it worked. But I think I understand now. |
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« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2005, 11:14:23 PM » |
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Please explain...
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2005, 11:56:40 PM » |
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You are a smart guy, I'm sure you can figure it out.
Its a creative device, actually. But that duck's bill looks a little uncomfortable. Nevermind, as I was typing I figured out the purpose of that too. Funny.
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2005, 12:02:40 AM » |
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BAN ME!
You'll have to wait until Jarmo's online. |
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2005, 12:07:17 AM » |
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No ban me now! Now! now!!!!!!!!!!!
Nobody has the power to ban you except for Jarmo. Why don't you just not post here? You may be getting on peoples' nerves. So please control yourself. |
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2005, 06:35:41 AM » |
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You are a smart guy, I'm sure you can figure it out.
Its a creative device, actually. But that duck's bill looks a little uncomfortable. Nevermind, as I was typing I figured out the purpose of that too. Funny.
i think nixon (et al) needs to actually see how it works...us guys are not too bright ya know...so we need someone to demonstrate to get the full effect  |
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2005, 08:17:46 AM » |
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Sephora is selling dildos now?
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2005, 09:22:21 AM » |
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Sephora is selling dildos now?
to massage your *back* .... but the thing is that it looks so much like a toy, that some kid will take it in the bath and get electrocuted .... can you get shocked by two AA batteries ? |
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2005, 10:12:27 AM » |
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Sephora is selling dildos now?
to massage your *back* .... but the thing is that it looks so much like a toy, that some kid will take it in the bath and get electrocuted .... can you get shocked by two AA batteries ? It's waterproof ! They thought of everything!  |
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2005, 11:34:58 AM » |
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Sephora is selling dildos now?
to massage your *back* .... but the thing is that it looks so much like a toy, that some kid will take it in the bath and get electrocuted .... can you get shocked by two AA batteries ? It's waterproof ! They thought of everything! [kramer mode] nothing is waterproof, waterproof is the biggest scam ever ! [/kramer mode] |
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2005, 04:16:01 PM » |
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i think nixon (et al) needs to actually see how it works...us guys are not too bright ya know...so we need someone to demonstrate to get the full effect Am I the only woman here who is willing to explain it?? I'm sure I'm not the only one who can figure it out.? But now I'm going to look like I know a little TOO much about these things.? Ok, look closely at the duck's head, remind you of anything?? Once you figure out what that is, the rest basically falls into place. but the thing is that it looks so much like a toy, that some kid will take it in the bath and get electrocuted ....
can you get shocked by two AA batteries ?
No.? A lot of women's "massagers" are waterproof and are expected to be used in the tub, at least sometimes.? Not to mention women's electric razors too.? But 2 AA batteries doesn't seem very powerful to me.? But I'm no expert, I swear.? |
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2005, 04:46:25 PM » |
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Sterling seems to know a lot about these things .... *suspicious* ..... ?____?
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2005, 07:32:43 PM » |
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Am I the only woman here who is willing to explain it? I'm sure I'm not the only one who can figure it out. But now I'm going to look like I know a little TOO much about these things. Ok, look closely at the duck's head, remind you of anything? Once you figure out what that is, the rest basically falls into place.
hmmm...i see...and what about those duck lips,what are they for? is that so you can hang in on the wall or something? and before you answer, im teasing you   |
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2005, 07:35:45 PM » |
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Im not into those things really, I wouldnt like my girl to do that, if she has me.... anyway Im in love dudes  |
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« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2005, 11:37:47 PM » |
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Aww! I want one!! ... I just need a new toy |
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« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2005, 01:12:07 AM » |
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Rumor is when "Chinese Democracy" is released, each CD will come with one of those duck dildos as a bonus for waiting so long.
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« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2005, 01:42:39 AM » |
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wtf is with the lips...where the hell do they go
they seem out of place
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« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2005, 08:21:47 AM » |
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wtf is with the lips...where the hell do they go
they seem out of place
use your imagination  |
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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2005, 10:12:43 AM » |
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wtf is with the lips...where the hell do they go
they seem out of place
What are lips on people for? |
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« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2005, 02:37:51 PM » |
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Ok...from what I gather the head goes inside
but the lips are all non-symmetric...aren't they just gonna poke you from the inside?
But I think I figured out what the tail is for!!
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« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2005, 02:39:53 PM » |
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Wait a fucking second!! The head doesnt go inside! The head must be the handle...
The tail goes isnide...who here said that the head resembles a penis, I think you're wrong
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« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2005, 02:45:10 PM » |
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I'm guessing there is more than one way to use it. It is possible that neither go "inside". And if it does, getting "poked from the inside" isn't always a bad thing.
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« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2005, 04:06:23 AM » |
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Wait a fucking second!! The head doesnt go inside! The head must be the handle...
The tail goes isnide...who here said that the head resembles a penis, I think you're wrong
LOL, I hope you don't think outloud like this before you go down on your girlfriend........ |
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