Sex Toys : who knows the latest trendy tooy ?

[freedom78]

That's the instruction manual. 

I was kind of hoping it was the Bush Doctrine (pun FULLY intended!  Own your puns, people!).

[Mal Brossard]

Oh, a mystery wrapped inside of an enigma.

Mrs. Punk says the same thing.....

And so does Mrs. Kreme 

Wait, Mrs. Kreme is saying it about SLC?

Lucy!!!!!  You got some splainin' to do!

[Krispy Kreme]

Oh, a mystery wrapped inside of an enigma.

Mrs. Punk says the same thing.....

And so does Mrs. Kreme?

Wait, Mrs. Kreme is saying it about SLC?

Lucy!!!!!? You got some splainin' to do!

Hey,that's a good one. I like it.
You would not believe  what Mrs. Kreme has said about SLC!
Explaining, indeed!!

[SLCPUNK]

You would not believe  what Mrs. Kreme has said about SLC!

That I was a mystery wrapped inside of an enigma ?

[bigcash2002]

http://conezone.org/using_cone.asp#


ect ect

Ironically enough, I think this is the cover art for CD

[Krispy Kreme]

You would not believe? what Mrs. Kreme has said about SLC!

That I was a mystery wrapped inside of an enigma ?

She is much more complimentary than that, give yourself some credit. Remember: what  happens  in Vegas stays in Vegas. Bring back any memories?

[SLCPUNK]

 Bring back any memories?

A pink triangle/flotation device, pizza and the sound of slot machines........the rest is a blur.

[Jessica]

we all like a good sex toy 

[GeorgeSteele]

Having sex with The Cone was like reading the Wall Street Journal.

[freedom78]

Has anyone read the testimonials?  Sex toy testimonials are hysterical.  These two, especially.

?The most intimate experience we have ever had with a toy. Its nice that isn?t based on a phallus, we love the fact that its hands-free and that it looks like contemporary art (but naughty). Very impressed!?
Corin & Layla, Bracknell

I wasn't aware that lesbians found it offensive that most dildos and vibrators are shaped like penises.  I mean, if it's an "inside" toy (which this doesn't appear to be, God willing, for MOST women), doesn't it HAVE to be somewhat based on a phallus?  I don't mean the level of anatomical detail, but just the general shape.

?Love the texture, love it being hands-free, its a great introduction to sex, its non threatening and ideal for someone who doesn?t want penetration. I was really impressed with how comfortable the Cone felt.?
Mini, Cowley

Non-threatening?  I'm reminded of the scene in "The Naked Gun" when Frank tears the penis off of a concrete statue and attacks a woman with it.   

Also, regarding the penetration point that "Mini" makes, is there are rule that phallus shaped vibrators have to be inserted?  Seriously, this is confusing.  Is she a virgin, and using a penetrating sex toy will force her father to pay a higher dowry?  This is like saying a sex toy for guys is great because you don't have to put your dick in it. 

Regarding the "comfort," I'd point to the picture in the post above mine.  This isn't a criticism of what people do with their bodies, but I can't imagine any definition of comfortable that includes having the weight of my entire body balanced on a pointy cone that is in my asshole. 
 

[Jessica]

I somewhat wondered if the cone would confuse people, it does, the thread isn't that bad after all 

[Krispy Kreme]

we all like a good sex toy?

This is hysterical. Only a few more months and we won't have Tony to kick around anymore.

[SLCPUNK]

Having sex with The Cone was like reading the Wall Street Journal.

Well it has a pulse simulator doesn't it?

[GeorgeSteele]

Well it has a pulse simulator doesn't it?

I don't know, I'm up to my ass with more nuts than a fruitcake.

[freedom78]

I can't imagine that this would easily pass by so renowned a group of internet pervs as us, but is anyone familiar with these multi-thousand $ sex dolls? 

www.realdoll.com

Anyway, now for ONLY $1,499 you can order the "Flat Back Half Torso," which appears to be one of their dolls minus head, legs, and arms.  You know...for the serial killer necrophile in the family.

I'm reminded of Alice Cooper's "I Love the Dead"

"I love the dead
Before they're cold
Their bluing flesh
For me to hold."

Can you order it in blue?

[Jessica]

NO !!!!

you can order this

That is s i c k

I mean, it encourages SKillers to endorse into their fantasies until they want to cross through and practise onto someone alive.

[Krispy Kreme]

Having sex with The Cone was like reading the Wall Street Journal.

Well it has a pulse simulator doesn't it?

Did you use  a pulse simulator with Mrs. Kreme in Vegas? Tell the truth!! And don't give me that "don't remember" BS.

[what is a pulse  simulator anyway?]

[Sin Cut]

NO !!!!

you can order this

That is s i c k

I mean, it encourages SKillers to endorse into their fantasies until they want to cross through and practise onto someone alive.

yeah, those dolls definetly make people serial killers 

Here's a few good ones, this is for those guys who doesn't always feel up to it, or it could be a good present to give to any girl you're about to dump.



Here's one 'cos size does matter.



These are just scary



But the easiest and most cheap way is this



It's called a stick and can be found in the mouth of a dog