Here Today... Gone To Hell!

           i live up the road from the mother of the guy who did the special effects in the early 80s film AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON.

           i did a couple of training sessions with NEVILLE SOUTHALL back in 96 (hes was EVERTONS goalkeeper during the late 80s and early to mid 90s).

           i had my shirt and program signed by SIR ALEX FERGUSON about 2 years ago (manchester united fc manager).

           thats about it.nothing great but id be interested to hear yours  : ok:

Did anyone read the Mog books when they were young?? No?? Then how about the Tiger That Came to Tea?

My great aunt wrote and illustrated those.? She also wrote a famous novel called 'When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit'. : ok:

mog as in the witch with her cat

I was the black guy in Ghostbusters.............

i once met tom arnold.

thats no lie.

 ;)

i'll let ya know when my band gets signed :hihi:

Is this a sex or non-sex-thread?  :hihi:

I have a 12 inch Penis...........AROUND!

But I'm a lovegun, just look at my title

yeah but that LoveGun shoots both ways. :hihi:

Yeah, but you're the reason  they got Farm-aid!

huh?

U are the reason they put "Do not Swallow" on the back of Hemmorroid medicine.

D, atleast I don't get a hard-on while watching smackdown.

I knocked Peer G?nt's guitarist/singer ::)

i love the tiger who came to tea. i used to read that all the time when i was knee high to a grasshopper.


As for my claim to fame, i was the thirteenth man to say "I'm Sparticus".

Didn't that win an oscar for Best Special Effects? Or make-up, same thing...

Was in the same form as James Milner (premiership footballer) at high school

Oh yeah.. Jari Kurri was in the same school with me.. only like 30 years earlier :hihi: Almost famous!

Nah.  Mog!

(http://www.bounty.com/library/images/StoryTime/Mog3/Mog.jpg)

yeah it won best make-up in 1982.heres just a small mention on the guy who did the effects

1982 Academy Award Winner Rick Baker has been in the business of scaring the life out of people since his very early days in 1971. Working as Make up and Special Effect's Artist on movies such as Star Wars (1977), Flesh Gordon, The Ring, Batman Forever, Videodrome and the 1976 King Kong movie to name but a few. The category for Best Make-Up had only just been introduced to the Oscars, in 1981, because of An American Werewolf in London. Rick Baker was the very first to win an Oscar for this category. To date he has won six Oscars, for his work on Best Make-up and Effects. Winning, also, the 1982 Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror Films Saturn Award for Best Make-up for Werewolf in London, (and Star Wars (1977) in 1978 and Interview with the Vampire in 1995, to mention a couple here).

Steve Perryman used to live around the corner from my mum

I meet Paul Daniels And Debbie Mcgee at Majorca Airport

And Finally I've Meet Duff,Slash ,Matt Scoot and Dave In a london Record Store

Gordon Pinsent (Newfoundland actor from The Shipping News and a lot of other things) is a cousin of my mother.  I met like 14 players from the 1997-1998 Montreal Canadiens.  At the time, Dainius Zubrus had just been traded to the Canadiens, and some guy in a pizza place at the mall in Montreal mistook me for him and gave me free food!  I went to a high school function with 2005 Canadian Idol runner up, Rex Goudie and jammed some tunes with him on the guitar at the university residence.  Oh, and I peed in a night club with 2004 Canadian Idol 4th place finisher, Jason Greeley.  My father made international headlines in 1992 when trying to stop American oil from being refined in Newfoundland.  Haha, it's pretty funny.  I need to get myself out of the spotlight.

you need a mansion in malibu  :hihi:

i forgot.my stepmum is cousins with scottish actor robert carlisle who was in british comedy THE FULL MONTY.

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/2235/carlisle0gu.png

My claim to fame is just the first line. But you have to read all 8 lines cause they're funny.

"I only wanted a place to spend the night
but instead you put me up on a high
by looking into my eyes
and kissing my thighs.

I should have known you were destructive
when you first put your hands on me.
But, it was hard to resist your seductive body
and it brought me down to my knees.

Here I lay...
Alone in my bed...

My dad is an antiques dealer, and has met shit loads of famous people. And got totally fucked over by Marco Pierre White (the chef). Dad was selling a really nice old antique piano worth several thousands, and Marco wanted it, and it got moved to his restaurant. THEN he decided he DIDN'T want it, and didn't pay for it, but while it was still in the restaurant, my dad was walkin' past it, looked in the window, saw a bunch of people sitting around the piano, discussing what to do with it, and they were playing it, and one guy had a glass of COLD WATER ON THE PIANO WITH NO COASTER!! That is obviously gunna leave a ring mark on the top of the piano.

And he'd said to my dad that he didn't want it!!! And he hadn't paid for it!
So my dad had a huge bust-up with him about it, and now my dad's suing him.

Marco Pierre White is a cunt.

hi.

my claim to fame now is that Ive said hi to Robert Carlyle's cousins stepson!
he was in Trainspotting dammit!

he sure was  : ok:

Haha, I forgot to mention that I played softball against Canadiens forward Michael Ryder and played volleyball against future San Jose Sharks goalie Jason Churchill...

Hahaha, this is hilarious...  :hihi: :hihi:

The Gordon Pinsent....


....from Due South one of the greatest TV Shows Ever! :o

Haha, the very same.

Fucking A!

He's a legend.

You lucky bastard, if he was my mum's cousin i'd be wanting family get togethers all the time so i could keep meeting the dude and praise him and hail him and praise him and.....what a dude....

Playing Robert Fraser.....ahhh he was class...

Robert Fraser's ghost: We have to find somewhere to live.
Benton Fraser: What do you mean, "we"?
Robert Fraser's ghost: That's a cruel joke, son. I've been thinking about an office. I think I need an office.
Benton Fraser: What the hell would you do with an office?
Robert Fraser's ghost: Office work, memoirs, catch up on my taxes. . .
Benton Fraser: You've been dead for two years.
Robert Fraser's ghost: Oh, they find you, son. They find you

I've met the wrestler The Warlord. Old schoolers will remember Powers Of Pain the legion of doom rip offs.

And my ex-girlfriend was hit on by Brad Pitt.

Fuck me another legend, former tag partner of The Barbarian....

....You know they actually planned on bringing him back last year in a tag team with a new young guy (but they sacked that young guy so it never happened....)

He actually retired in like 1994, originally i think, something about being in an accident with a Pizza Delivery Van.

Begbie!

The Warlord or the Barbarian? And what the fuck happened to Mr. Fugi?

I haven't watched wrestling in forever. But if they brought back Demolition I'd be there in a heart beat.

Oh, and I met the Undertaker and Andre The Giant when I was a kid. But it was just a brief thing, not like The Warlord.

Warlord

Fuji retired in 1995-1996 due to health problems, great manager, master of the salt in the face stuff ;D

They were awesome to, only problem is bringing 'em back now, they're like, well, too old.  All 3 of them are retired.

Eadie - Ax had health problems.

Darsow - Smash may still work some indy dates but is essentially retired to....

Brian Adams - Crush last i heard was acting as bodyguard for Macho Man as part of Savage's rap career :nervous:

Any more queries, or an old school wrestling chat, swing by the wrestling thread ;) : ok:

I hung out with Rock N Roll Express legend Ricky Morton once.

You share cells?

A bed ;)

'Tis Rainbow Express inspiration :D

I went to school with Billy Joe and Mike from Green Day, for a few years.  They were one year older than me, but we had mutual friends and spoke occasionally. 

I had the opportunity to buy a 45, for $1,  that they produced themselves in 1987.  I passed.  Wish I had that thing now!  What an investment!

That's so awesome.

That WOULD be awesome... if I liked Green Day... but I don't, so it's not! :hihi:

But hey, that's good for you! : ok:

I just remembered another one... this one's for you porno/Kiss fans... haha

my mother went to middle school and was close friends with Shannon Tweed! haha

My mom went to school with Joan Collins' and Elizabeth Taylor's daughters!

True actually... there's a gigantic school pic with them in it... somewhere in the attic! :hihi:

haha! that's crazy!

although, my mom went to school with Shannon Tweed... you know what community that was in?? Dildo... no joke... so it goes to show, you can take the porno actor out of Dildo, but you can't take the Dildo......

I went to highschool for a year with Keith Primeau
My cousin Is Danny Syvret

I guess - you'd have to google those if you don't live in Canada

oh - I was also proclaimed a genius in Grade 3

out of the porno actor  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

my girlfriends dad was in school with john lennon.a couple of years younger than lennon an he had a book out of the library which was previously loaned by mr lennon himself.im not to sure if he still has the book.ill find out

When my mom was little, she lived in the same block of flats as Eric Clapton did. Apparantly he kept getting complaints from all the pensioners in the building cuz of his guitar practising. Eventually he left because all the pensioners were annoying him. :hihi:

^ Your mum knows a fair few people

Yea... she grew up in London, that's why. John McEnroe (the tennis dude) hit on her several times as well, before he got famous. She declined though. I guess he wasn't her type.

My mum served Denis Law a pint once.

i don't know if you'd call this a "claim to fame", but Hank Fraley (philadelphia eagles center) lived a few houses away from me. i got to know him real well - real nice guy. the cool part was his wife watched a few games over my house and would tell us trick plays they were gonna run. 

Haha, you cannot be serious......


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

*pun*

:rofl: Yeaaa I can actually! Its actually a good thing she turned him down! I might have turned out even uglier than I am now! Mr McEnroe ain't exactly Looker of the Year... my dad ain't either, but I'm just real glad I don't have McEnroe's nose!! That thing is BULBOUS dude!! :rofl:

you......UGLY.......yeah right,whatever  : ok:

david essex threw a sponge brick at me in the liverpool empire theatre when i went to see robinson crusoe when i was about 16.hit me on the noggin  :crying: 

Aww! *huggle* You shoulda chucked it back at him! I know I woulda. : ok:

I have been a host
On national radio
(Infomercial, tho!).

Splash

/Mike

Mr. Mike McGann
Radio host with the most
Spring is a season.

Well done, MCT!
And as far as the coda?
Best last line EVER!!!   : ok:

Splash

/Mike

I saw Sebatian Bach at the same strip club I was at  ;D

A Couple of weeks ago I saw Maggot And Preston From CBB at a well known London Nightspot and They are both Nice Blokes :beer:

I'm doing a course called Operating Systems II at the University of Helsinki right now, and after doing this very same course at the very same university, Linus Torvalds started working on this little operating system called Linux... 8)

Alright I admit, that is a bit geeky.

was chanttele with em  :drool: :drool:

Ive met booney as he lives near me, only aussie will know who im talking about
52 BEERS LONDON TO AUSTRALIA!!!  ;D

I partied with Axl's brother, Stuart, after a gig of his one night.  : ok:

I just got reminded I met Cobra from UK Gladiators when I was 4 or 5.

Oh you're kidding me! Pleeeease tell me you don't actually find that chavvy dipshit Paris Hilton wannabe attractive!!!

A friend of mine lives in the same neighbourhood as the drummer from Europe lives in (at least this is what I've been told) :P

eerrrrrrrmmmmm :confused:.not really,i prefer dark hair,and big eyes,and ermmmm female. :hihi:

my missus has kissed Will Mellor  :rant: :drool:

:hihi: Ya, I bet that Chantelle is actually a tranny! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i think shes to thick to be a tranny  :hihi:

:rofl: A hermaphrodite then. :rofl:

you mean Ernie Hudson (aka winston zeddmore).wow thats cool  ;).i was the biggest Ghostbusters fan in the world. : ok:

Ha.. ha, yeah, I'm not a fan of hers either, but sort your rambling bollocks out.