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« on: September 04, 2006, 07:12:23 PM »
I would like to say yes, but that would just be too, too hard. No way I could. Maybe I could go two days, but that would be asking a lot.
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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2006, 07:15:22 PM »
Haha, funny thread.


I'd say yes... but it depends, if I said no, when would we get CD?!
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2006, 07:16:22 PM »
No chance whatsoever!  Couldnt do it sorry.... I'll never get the CD Cry
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2006, 07:19:12 PM »
ah so thats why we haven't got CD yet, cause every's been having sex all these years!!!  rofl
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2006, 07:19:26 PM »
No fucking way dude! ?It'd still take a year to get your hands on the album when you could be getting your hands on something else entirely (and I do mean boobs!). yes
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2006, 07:22:41 PM »
No way, i am already without sex, what do you want me to do ? fuck the CD, i'll keep my hand hihi
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2006, 07:26:36 PM »
Quote from: Mademoiselle aka Jessica on September 04, 2006, 07:22:41 PM
No way, i am already without sex, what do you want me to do ? fuck the CD, i'll keep my hand hihi

I hear you Jessica! rofl
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2006, 07:28:50 PM »
I would also LIKE to say yes. But probably no.  hihi
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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2006, 07:30:48 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 04, 2006, 07:26:36 PM
Quote from: Mademoiselle aka Jessica on September 04, 2006, 07:22:41 PM
No way, i am already without sex, what do you want me to do ? fuck the CD, i'll keep my hand hihi

I hear you Jessica! rofl

best thing :

Have sex on the CD once it's out ? one can dream ( for both )...
( feel like being a virgin again lol !!)
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2006, 07:35:49 PM »
Am I only the only one that would be willing to sacrifice a year of suffering for a life time of happiness?

You guys are all sluts Grin Grin
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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2006, 07:38:20 PM »
I don't think I could. I have constant morning wood. I'd wake up one day to find my hands on "Lil Axl."
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2006, 07:38:48 PM »
Quote from: EFISH on September 04, 2006, 07:35:49 PM
Am I only the only one that would be willing to sacrifice a year of suffering for a life time of happiness?

You guys are all sluts Grin Grin

Sorry but.......... yes you are all alone on that one I think! yes
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2006, 07:40:03 PM »
Here's the rule. No sex/masterbation for one year and you get Chinese Democracy right now. But if you have sex within that year, CD will vanish, for 1000 years.

If you don't agree at all, CD comes out, whenever it would have, which is...
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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2006, 07:41:04 PM »
By sex I mean oral, anal, vaginal, no loop holes.
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« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2006, 07:41:25 PM »
It also fades out of memory when it vanishes - and if you were to write a review about it the words would disappear and fade from memory as well.
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« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2006, 07:43:35 PM »
Quote from: GeraldFord on September 04, 2006, 07:41:04 PM
By sex I mean oral, anal, vaginal, no loop holes.

B**tard!!! hihi
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« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2006, 07:45:23 PM »
Quote from: GeraldFord on September 04, 2006, 07:40:03 PM
Here's the rule. No sex/masterbation for one year and you get Chinese Democracy right now. But if you have sex within that year, CD will vanish, for 1000 years.

If you don't agree at all, CD comes out, whenever it would have, which is...

I cannot live without sex, sex creates music into my mind, so my answer would still be....NO

I'll come back bext life ( in a 1000 years) to hear CD.. hihi
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« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2006, 07:47:32 PM »
Character newt from the flm Aliens has quote that feels pretty appropriate.


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« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2006, 07:54:43 PM »
Quote from: LeftToDecay on September 04, 2006, 07:47:32 PM
Character newt from the flm Aliens has quote that feels pretty appropriate.


We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly

You made me spill my coffee.... that was funny!
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« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2006, 07:58:37 PM »
Hell fucking no!  Are you crazy?!  At my age I would go nuts without those two things in my life.
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« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2006, 08:43:58 PM »
Nothing would be worth that.
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« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2006, 08:52:57 PM »
I'd say yes, get the CD, make a copy, then I'd have some amazing sex, then they'd get my cd back but I'd have a copy so...

SEX AND THE CD.
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« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2006, 08:53:26 PM »
Nope, that doesn't count because the copy would disappear too!
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« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2006, 08:54:07 PM »
Quote from: Garry on September 04, 2006, 08:53:26 PM
Nope, that doesn't count because the copy would disappear too!

Well, at least I'd have some amazing sex...  Tongue
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« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2006, 09:23:11 PM »
Are you fucking kidding me!!!?

This has got to be the CRUELLEST thread to ever exist! How can you ask such a thing!?

Are you sayin' that if a reeeeeeeally hot guy was talking dirty in my ear and me getting hornier and hornier, I would have to say "Sorry, you can't fuck me... I'm "fasting" for Chinese Democracy..."!!!?

Well... I would do it, but there would be a LOT of people sporting multiple bruises from where I hit them out of frustration...
And then at least at the end of that year I could fuck and fuck and fuck and it'd be the BEST sex ever!
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« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2006, 09:30:28 PM »
I'd take the best sex ever repeatedly over 1 year of no sex!

The leaks and bootlegs will have to do!  hihi
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« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2006, 09:35:32 PM »
Quote from: Garry on September 04, 2006, 09:30:28 PM
I'd take the best sex ever repeatedly over 1 year of no sex!

The leaks and bootlegs will have to do!? hihi

as im drunk a bit i could say ssomething to this bnut im not going to..... Lips Sealed
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« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2006, 09:40:07 PM »
Quote from: Garry on September 04, 2006, 09:30:28 PM
I'd take the best sex ever repeatedly over 1 year of no sex!

The leaks and bootlegs will have to do!  hihi

Well there'd be rather a lot of leaks if you abstain fer a year!! hihi
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« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2006, 09:49:43 PM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 04, 2006, 09:40:07 PM
Quote from: Garry on September 04, 2006, 09:30:28 PM
I'd take the best sex ever repeatedly over 1 year of no sex!

The leaks and bootlegs will have to do!? hihi

Well there'd be rather a lot of leaks if you abstain fer a year!! hihi

great minds think alike!!!! but i didnt say it........ rofl
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« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2006, 09:55:14 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 04, 2006, 09:49:43 PM
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 04, 2006, 09:40:07 PM
Quote from: Garry on September 04, 2006, 09:30:28 PM
I'd take the best sex ever repeatedly over 1 year of no sex!

The leaks and bootlegs will have to do!  hihi

Well there'd be rather a lot of leaks if you abstain fer a year!! hihi

great minds think alike!!!! but i didnt say it........ rofl

Yesss!! hihi

I thought of something else... what IF the sex was with Axl? Would CD disappear for another 1000 years then? Is THAT a loophole?
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« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2006, 05:03:42 AM »
I could do without the nagging G/F for a year! hihi
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« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2006, 05:37:36 AM »
Nice to see old Dick Nixon is back under a new name but still the same great threads!  hihi

No way, I can barely abstain for a day lol
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« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2006, 06:05:06 AM »
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you break the challenge, CD comes out, everybody enjoys it, but you CANNOT hear it

everytime someones plays it somewhere, you're the only one NOT hearing !!!! and everybody talks about how great it is and all. Smiley
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« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2006, 06:13:59 AM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 04, 2006, 09:40:07 PM
Quote from: Garry on September 04, 2006, 09:30:28 PM
I'd take the best sex ever repeatedly over 1 year of no sex!

The leaks and bootlegs will have to do!? hihi

Well there'd be rather a lot of leaks if you abstain fer a year!! hihi

Good call!!  Grin
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« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2006, 07:15:52 AM »
Quote from: GeraldFord on September 04, 2006, 07:12:23 PM
I would like to say yes, but that would just be too, too hard.

Yes it would be way too HARD after a year without sex.
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« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2006, 06:59:15 PM »
No way!

I love MILF porn way too much!! hihi
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« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2006, 07:13:06 PM »
And I love Literotica way too much!! hihi

But I want ChiDem more than I love Literotica...

Buttfucking though... yowch that'd be a tough choice...

crying THIS IS TOO DIFFICULT!! I REFUSE TO MAKE THIS CHOICE!!! crying *tantrum*
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« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2006, 07:23:15 PM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 05, 2006, 07:13:06 PM
Buttfucking though... yowch that'd be a tough choice...

Your boyfriend would be thankful if you turned down CD too. hihi Grin
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« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2006, 07:34:55 PM »
MILFS have gotten me through the driest of droughts.

So have lesbians.

And college girls.

Gah!  Axl can keep his CD!
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« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2006, 07:47:17 PM »
Fuck no
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« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2006, 07:52:23 PM »
Quote from: Garry on September 05, 2006, 07:34:55 PM
MILFS have gotten me through the driest of droughts.

So have lesbians.

And college girls.

Gah!  Axl can keep his CD!

 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

HELLO GARRY!!!! peace
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« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2006, 07:54:22 PM »
Masturbation.
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« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2006, 08:23:47 PM »
Quote from: Drew on September 05, 2006, 07:23:15 PM
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 05, 2006, 07:13:06 PM
Buttfucking though... yowch that'd be a tough choice...

Your boyfriend would be thankful if you turned down CD too. hihi Grin

Yea he would, if he was still my boyfriend...  Roll Eyes *le sigh*
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« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2006, 08:35:56 PM »
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Buttfucking though... yowch that'd be a tough choice...

Your boyfriend would be thankful if you turned down CD too. hihi Grin

Yea he would, if he was still my boyfriend...  Roll Eyes *le sigh*

I meant "any" boyfriend of yours, sweetie. hihi Wink
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« Reply #44 on: September 05, 2006, 08:38:35 PM »
Thanks Drew... but at the moment I don't have any boyfriends at all...

Heh... I still wouldn't turn down Chinese Democracy though...
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« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2006, 10:19:47 PM »
Now this topic is the nastiest choice ever!!

I mean on one hand...chinese democracy...on the other...well we know I'm still single....so we know whats in that hand!

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« Reply #46 on: September 16, 2006, 01:47:06 AM »
this is ridiculous, no album/dvd/anything could ever be worth that sacrifice
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« Reply #47 on: September 16, 2006, 03:18:23 AM »
Quote from: zakas80 on September 16, 2006, 01:47:06 AM
this is ridiculous, no album/dvd/anything could ever be worth that sacrifice

I was thinking about it again today..and i've decided..given how much i've had to abstain from sex over the years...i'm already owed that motherfucker...someone call axl and ask him to send the CD! hihi
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« Reply #48 on: September 16, 2006, 03:29:59 AM »
What if u rubbed it on CD's case without actually touching it with your hand? Would that count?
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« Reply #49 on: September 16, 2006, 09:26:16 AM »
Quote from: D on September 16, 2006, 03:29:59 AM
What if u rubbed it on CD's case without actually touching it with your hand? Would that count?

I think that's called cheating babe!
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« Reply #50 on: September 16, 2006, 10:25:39 AM »
Cheating on Appetite for Destruction maybe.
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« Reply #51 on: September 16, 2006, 10:27:59 AM »
To the original question.

NO WAY IN HELL.

Hey i love Gnr but i'm happy to be patient
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« Reply #52 on: September 16, 2006, 12:35:25 PM »
Quote from: D on September 16, 2006, 03:29:59 AM
What if u rubbed it on CD's case without actually touching it with your hand? Would that count?

Just leave the protective covering on the CD so you dont catch anything.
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« Reply #53 on: September 16, 2006, 02:12:34 PM »
Jeez, talk about a music lover.
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