Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Anybody been following this Saga?

This is awesome TV and radio


His TigersBlood, Winning, and Adonis DNA catch phrases are Fantastic!


I definitely think its hypocritical of CBS to make billions out of making fun basically of Charlie's lifestyle THEN tell him to tone it down.

Half the fun and greatness of the show, is knowing that IS charlie Sheen and he and Charlie Harper are the same guy

I think he has gone off the deep end.  I mean I like Charlie, but I think he will be found dead within the next couple of years.

Imagine what I could do with my fire-breathing fists!

The above sentence is the most entertaining thing that Charlie Sheen has done since Platoon.

yeah, I have been watching these interviews all week. 

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I actually feel that Charlie Sheen will be a somewhat cult figure for generations to come. I can imagine his image being put on T shirts, like Charles Manson and Che Guevara. He really has got everything that the general male species wants and dreams about, like women, beer, drugs, sex and a successfull career. And he can do what he wants, when he wants, he basically does what he pleases.

A true legend in the idea of freedom, good times and alchohol.  : ok:

He just started a Twitter account, and in less than 24 hours he has almost a million followers -- what does that say.

http://twitter.com/CharlieSheen

Wow, this is gonna be funny to follow. Can't wait to see the stuff he posts, he really is winding up the network bosses isn't he.  :rofl:

http://twitpic.com/45ge8f

hahahahah

Wow, I might make his twitter my default browser page, it's already in my favourites.  :hihi:

This guys comedy genius.  :rofl:

Two and a Half Men repeat won Monday night ratings! I mean they have to realize what a gold mine all this is.

They need to patch shit up with Charlie, they are already getting 15's in the ratings which is by far the highest rated sitcom.... After all this ,I bet it would jump up to 20's.

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/charlie-sheens-kids-removed-by-police/758?nc

IMO Two And A Half Men is the funniest show on TV right now.

Damn, are you serious? Two and a Half Men is the dumbest show on tv right now, if not, ever.
How it gets so many viewers, just scares me in what the population of the world finds funny.

Charlie Sheen doesn't act in it either, he pretty much plays himself, and gets millions of dollars to do so... I don't fucking get it  :nervous:

The public meltdown that's happening is hilarious but the show Two and a Half Men is beyond unfunny.  Who would watch that when the truth is so much funnier than the family-filtered, pre-packaged sitcom fiction.  He should just partner up with TMZ and get cameras in his house 24/7 for the Charlie Sheen Channel. 

Man, hes a dude

Two and a Half Men is hysterical! Some of u really don't like it?

I do like "HOw I Met Your Mother" better,however.

I love Charlie :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2pjUKMprt4

If you take the most awful thing that's ever happened in TV, multiplied it by a billion, and anally raped its mother, it still wouldn't be as bad as Two And A Half Men...

I have still never made time on a Monday to watch 2 1/2 Men.  But I will say I have caught some re-runs and what I've seen is funny.  Mindless humor...nothing deep...just a stupid-ass sitcom that gives me some cheap laughs.  Watching hot chicks is fun too.  :)

The interviews have been great and as a man, how can you not love this guy's life? (okay, without the ex-wives, child support, alimony, and drug addiction)  Other than those things, the guy's got it made!
 :beer:

That's a bit overboard, isn't it?    :hihi:    Maybe it's an American humor thing, I don't know. 

Anyway, we all love a good celebrity meltdown, don't we?  Why?  Is it us, as viewers, that bring this shit to the forefront?  Or is it the media that focuses on this shit, and so we follow?  Why do we like it? I think it's because it brings celebrities into "normal"  - things we can easily recognize and identify with.  Maybe.  Didn't hurt Robert Downey, Jr's career - I love him the more for it!  Maybe we like to know that celebrities can be fucked up, too, and don't even care - in your face!   

Charlie is the man, how can some of you not like 2 and a half men, funny as hell. Although I would admit it's not as good now the kid is grown up, as alot of the jokes and direction was centred around the kids downfalls and randomness.

But, it's still the best thing on the box 4 sure.  :yes:

But Charlie Sheen rocks, any guy who says he has not once thought "That fucker Charlie Sheen as got it all" is lying, go on admit it.  :hihi:

I love Charlie for many of the same reasons i love Axl. They are both Real

sometimes to a fault but they are never going to be fake.

u gotta admire that kind of authenticity.

I think most people don't like TAHM because they dislike Charlie Sheen. It's always about how he's not "really acting" and only playing himself, which maybe true, but so what?
Besides, I like sex jokes ;D


Exactly. They mess with everyone's preconceived notions of how stars should behave and they are both so unpredictable.

You really nailed it D. I absolutely concur.

I should admire a drug addict who never who pretty much never sees his kids?

He's had custody of his kids until a few days ago?

Charlie Sheen has surrendered legal custody of the two kids he had with Denise Richards.

Sources intimately familiar with the situation tell TMZ ? Charlie and Denise signed a written agreement in which Denise now has full legal custody of 6-year-old Sam and 4-year-old Lola.  Up to now Charlie and Denise had joint legal custody.

Sources say Denise wanted full legal custody given Charlie?s current marital turmoil, sobriety issues and criminal problems ? and Charlie didn?t put up a fight.

http://www.mahiram.com/2010/05/05/charlie-sheen-surrenders-custody-of-his-two-kids/ (http://www.mahiram.com/2010/05/05/charlie-sheen-surrenders-custody-of-his-two-kids/)

Slash weighs in on CHarlie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sufPeY2a_o&feature=relmfu

I don't think I have ever agreed with anything more in my life than the above statement.  I find some things aimed at the lowest common denominator audience funny sometimes, this show is not one of them.

Bree Olson has up and left.

charliesheen Charlie Sheen
Update: Sober Valley Lodge; Rachel has left the building..., We're sad.... Over it... Applications now being accepted! #winner

Charlie debuting Sheens Korner tonight on Ustream

Live,uncensored... should be interesting:


10pm Eastern time


http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen

The Sun newspaper, which is a UK tabloid had Charlie Sheen as their frontpage with a 2 page spread inside. They talked to him about his lifestyle, Michael Jackson, and his children among other things. And he is also going to be heavily featured in Mondays paper, as it advertises another news story with Charlie.

He lives with 2 chicks, one is an ex nannie and the other is an ex porn actress. Charlie has it made, and he said "I've just been living the dream".  :hihi:

Too right.  : ok:

(This should be fun www.ustream.tv/charliesheen - 10pm eastern time)

 ;D

already over 75thousand people and climbing.

hope he doesn't do anything to fuck himself over. uncensored shit here.

Over 120 thousand

shit is high tech and pretty awesome so far.

Haha, that shit was pretty funny. My feed kept on freezing like every 3 sec, so it was hard to keep up, but Charlie is on top form it seems.

I hate those hangers on around him, but I think Charlie knows this deep down, and he's using them just as much as they're using him.

Keep it up Charlie, you're a top guy.  : ok:

You're either in Sheen's-Korner or you're with the trolls. 

VERY TRUE !

I just watched some of "Sheen's Korner" on Youtube... this guy has lost me.  That was painful... it was like going to a bad high school party.  It seems like him and his friends would be fucking annoying to hang out with.

Any illusion that this guy has a great life that we should be jealous of just went right out the window.  Reading the comments above, really?  You guys actually found any of that funny or thought it was cool?  Even the comments on Youtube are ripping it to shreds... Sitting around with a bunch of yes-men and saying "Duh" for comedic effect?  The jokes on Two and a Half Men are already the cheapest form of comedy and he's even worse without a script.

I can see appreciating that as a celebrity, he is being "real" and true to himself.  However, that doesn't help the fact that his "real" self is painfully unfunny.  He doesn't even look happy, everything out of his mouth sounds like he's pissed off and miserable.  He reminds me of Christian Bale's character in The Fighter.

agree first few minutes were cool but yeah it def turned into very terrible hard to watch stuff.

his friends are annoying as fuck.

Yes, I did find it funny because just how random it all was. And the yes men, made me laugh by how stupid and desperate they were. It was like a parody of what Charlie get's up to in his spare time, and it was just awesome.  :hihi:

Charlie is still the man, no matter who he hangs around with.  :yes:

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13150557

I tried to watch that the other night.  It was awful.  I thought I loved everything Charlie Sheen, but that completely missed the mark.

well they threw it together too fast and his friends were annoying.

i think its gonna be just Charlie from now on.

 I also thought it was gonna be something else and most people probably thought he was gonna slam CBS etc and be like an uncensored interview on all that. so when it wasn't it kinda missed the mark.

like a movie u expect to be one thing and is something else. It sucks but if u had known what it was going in, u might have liked it better.

I came across this...

CNN: Dr. Drew: 'Charlie Sheen is clearly manic'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsS7cUvDnag&NR=1

Charlie got fired from the Two and a Half Men

http://tv.ign.com/articles/115/1154012p1.html

Well if they are thinking of carrying that show on without Charlie, they are just asking for a slow death of Two And A Half Men. It wasn't near as good as it was before, even with Charlie still being in it, due to the kid being all grown up and the show having a different direction.

But without Charlie, it will be just a trainwreck. The show is all about Sheens' character and if they try to bring in another person thus altering the shows feel significantly, they might as well end the show for good, period.  :P

Maybe they could bring back Coy and Vance from the old Dukes of Hazzard.  (they were the replacements for Bo and Luke when they were holding out for more money)  :)
Temporarily, CBS could do well with cameos by guest actors playing Charlie's role or Charlie's brother-in-law...whatever.

Hell, bring in Ted "Golden Pipes" Williams for some cheap laughs.

Dr Drew is so annoying and a fucking snake. using celebrities illness to make money and get famous.


I know people who didn't need AA to get sober.

I don't think they will try to continue TAHM without Sheen. Everybody knows it was on it's last legs anyway after eight years. They make a lot of money out of syndication alone, so it's no biggie for them.

Well CHarlie says that the writers/creators of Two And A Half Men took their focus off the show and started spending more time on their other shows and he thinks they are using him as the scapegoat to end it.

I believe Charlie's theory.

if u don't fire him after he allegedly held a knife to his wife's throat.... why would u over one wild party?

oh yeah, another episode of Sheen's Korner tonight at 10pm Eastern.

www.ustream.com/charliesheen

Sounds very plausible. They can't axe the show because it's very popular and the creators are writers / producers for quite a number of other shows. Charlie's lifestyle is nothing new, so I tend to believe this as well.
This is why I think CBS is not bothered with TAHM any more and is looking to bring something else to that time slot. Shame.

plus throw in the payroll..

Reality TV is so cheap to make. New series u pay the actors very small per episode


between Charlies almost 2 million, the little kid got like 200k or something and u know John Cryer at least was getting 250 or 500k per episode.... so they made their money on the cheap, now the salary demands are getting high, they want to wrap it up.

Replacing Sheen on this show will work out as well as Sheen replacing Michael J Fox on Spin City


But wtf is up with the reasoning for him getting fired?!?! Trashing hotels, admittance to the hospital.. They openly stood by him during all of that, you cant use that as an excuse now!

I think taking shots at the show's creator in the media is probably what did it. I think they made this decision some time ago and it took some time to shoot it by the lawyers and making sure they weren't putting themselves in a legal mess. Charlie may have even been somewhat aware this was gonna happen.

Also, at some point Charlie has really become bigger than the show. How could anyone separate him from the character at this point? And wouldn't the character have looked really boring compared to the real Charlie.

I think Charlie got sick of the show to be honest. I mean he is getting older... his window to film movies etc may be drying up so he may have sabotaged it once they pulled the hiatus shit.

cause really,putting the show on hiatus costs him money but doesn't give him enough time off to film Major League 3 and other movies.

Think of how hot of a commodity Charlie will be for awhile. His next project will be HUGE for the first few episodes or movies as long as they are good.

if i were a struggling network like NBC, I'd sign Charlie in a heartbeat, develop a new series around him immediately. Charlie may have given up 1.8 million an episode, but if he picks the right project, He will do even better than that as long as it doesn't suck.

Haha, everyone needs to check this out.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3453256/Charlie-Sheens-bizarre-rooftop-antics-after-axe.html

I wonder what Charlie is drinking in that 2nd pic, oh yeah that's right it's... tiger blood.

This made my day, I tell ya.  : ok:

Seem like Charlie was just acting

Charlie Sheen may be the inventor of Tiger Blood, but that doesn?t mean he drinks it! During his rooftop ?Free at last? machete episode yesterday in Beverly Hills, Charlie was ?drinking? a red, non-alcoholic beverage labeled Tiger Blood out of what looked to be a vintage Coca-Cola bottle. But the 45-year-old actor really wasn?t chugging anything, as his thumb was plugged over the mouth of the bottle!

http://www.okmagazine.com/2011/03/charlie-sheen-doesnt-drink-his-own-tiger-blood/


This is from last week but everyone should really see this

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/charlie-sheen-winning-for-men-3-2-11/1308280

Yeah, there's a stupid 30 sec. commercial in the beginning but it's worth it :hihi:

haha i think im with the Trolls now.  I get bored of things very quickly, i dont even click on any Charlie Sheen news anymore.

Haha, Charlie should bring this fragrance out, and it would sell like hotcakes. I actually could do with some "winning" fragrance myself, I sure as hell would buy it.

Come on Charlie, this is a bulletproof plan to stick it to your old bosses, I can see it now,  Winning, by Charlie Sheen.  ;D

Read that Charlie is in talks with Live Nation to produce a Conan O'Brien-inspired tour similar to what Conan did when he was kicked off TV last year...

new ustream tonight at 10

www.ustream.com/charliesheen

Lookin better tonight.

I'm currently hopped up on Tiger's Blood and Adonis DNA......

WINNING!!!!

Seriously, this is comedic gold (intentional or not).  It's like a bad train wreck...you just can't look away. :)

Exactly, and if Two And A Half Men, was really coming to an end anyway. This has probably worked better for Charlie, than if he just kept quiet finishing the series. This happening has made Sheen hot property, and you can bet your arse he is going to win out of this situation.  ;D

i agree. i think charlie is crazy like a fox. all these bloodsucking parasitic "Celebrity Drs" make me want to puke how they exploit addiction for fame,money and ratings. 

Charlie will be fine and def has put himself in a much better position. not to mention i heard a lawyer on tv say Charlie has a damn near iron clad case against CBS/Warner, so if Conan got 50 million, Charlie prob will receive a HUGE severance package.

He's got no case against CBS and won't get a severance package. They fired him for a clause in his contract stating he can't commit felonies which he admitted to with cocaine use. Hey, I'm rooting for the guy but I think he's shooting himself in the foot with all this shit.

Remember: show business is still a business and he's going to be viewed as a bit of a risk now to say the least. I'd say he's going to be uninsurable when it comes to big time movies or TV shows.

he has to be charged with a felony. they had their chance when he had the knife to his wife's throat but they RE-SIGNED him to a new Contract. He obviously didn't hurt the show cause ratings actually went up.

I hope so, but I'm not so sure...he doesn't look very good.

He looked pretty good last night on cam

also, where he isn't drinking, maybe he lost weight due to the alcohol bloat going away? He also works out like a madman.

Winning -  a Song by Charlie Sheen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9QS0q3mGPGg

That is  the greatest

I know so cool saw it yesterday!!!
Gotta say I feel a bit like Charlie in the way that honestly I feel like my mind has completely exploded  :hihi:

 :o

Sheen Sues Warner Bros. & Lorre for $100 Million

56 minutes ago by TMZ Staff

TMZ has learned ... Charlie Sheen  has just filed a lawsuit against Warner Bros. and Chuck Lorre, and he's not only demanding he get paid for the 8 scrapped "Two and a Half Men" episodes, he's also suing on behalf of the cast and crew ... and the suit is for $100,000,000 plus punitive damages.

In a scathing preamble, legal pit bull Marty Singer writes in the lawsuit, "Chuck Lorre, one of the richest men in television who is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, believes himself to be so wealthy and powerful that he can unilaterally decide to take money away from the dedicated cast and crew of the popular television series, 'Two and a Half Men,' in order to serve his own ego and self-interest, and make the star of the Series the scapegoat for Lorre's own conduct."

Singer alleges the cancellation is based on "Warner Bros. capitulating to Lorre's egotistical desire to punish Mr. Sheen ..."

Singer alleges there was a conspiracy between Lorre and Warner Bros. to blame Charlie for the cancellation.

Singer tells TMZ, the suit is also filed on behalf of the cast and crew, based on what's called a "private attorney general's statute."  To view this in the lawsuit, see page 21, paragraphs 70 - 75.

And this is interesting ... Singer alleges the decision to cancel the 8 episodes was made BEFORE Sheen criticized Lorre, because Lorre allegedly wanted out so he could work on his other shows -- and because he hated Sheen.

The suit points out Warner Bros. renegotiated Charlie's contract when he was facing felony charges in Aspen -- charges Warner Bros. thought would land Charlie in jail.

Singer claims they fired Charlie when he was sick, and that's a violation of State and federal law.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/10/charlie-sheen-files-lawsuit-warner-bros-two-and-a-half-men-sues-chuck-lorre-crew-salary-8-episodes/

I think Charlie has them by the balls.

Charlie Cooking show

EPIC WINNING

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes?playlist=featured_videos

Looks like a tomato winning salad to me  :hihi:

Charlie Sheen took a urine test, and it said that there was enough cocaine in his system to kill two and a half men  ;D ;D

Yeah but those tests are only accurate for regular average humans. they can't gauge Warlock Tiger Blood.

Charlie's doing a live stand-up/performance tour...

Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth

My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you.

I?m going on the road. LIVE.

Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth?
WILL THERE BE MORE?!?!

This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock.

Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me.


LINK: http://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/1568566

I would so love to see that in Toronto

Congrats to Charlie for securing the tour, I personally would love to go to one of these gigs, come to the UK, Charlie.  ;)

Well today on Comedy Central, they were showing Two And A Half Men, all day. I watched a few episodes, and this stuff is better than I remembered, I should buy the boxset or something. And also I have to say that John Cryer, who plays Alan, Charlies brother is a great match for Sheens' character to bounce off of.

Those two, are in my view one of the best double acts in the comedy world.  : ok:

Secured a first row, center of stage ticket for the Radio City show!

Sold out at the Oakdale in CT in 6 minutes.

I'm almost sorry I didn't snag tickets.  Almost....

Charlie is coming to Atlanta!

may grab a ticket Saturday when they go on sale.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DeJHlyU7pk

Practice???  :hihi:

Why is everyone making a big deal out of an old talentless crackhead?

Because he's an old, talentless crackhead who's going through a full on meltdown, in public.

C'mon...some of the stuff he comes out with is comedy gold (intentionally so or not).  I haven't yet determined whether he is batshit crazy or the most brilliant self promoter on the planet.  Maybe a bit of both....

I agree with ya Pilferk.  A bit o' both. 
 :peace:

he's kool n u know he's WINNING  my heart.GO CHARLIE !
im his first cheerleader phat an all,rah rah shiskboomba skidllydo lol.

and ive got polartbear blood running in my viens,one cold ass bitch !

apparently tonight's show didn't go so well...

what happened?

http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/02/charlie-sheen-bombing-in-detroit-show-concert-tour-booing-fox-theater/

Can't say I'm surprised.  What the hell did you expect from Charlie Sheen?  He's not a singer/comedian/LIVE performer.  What the hell was he gonna do for an hour plus?  It was bound to get ugly.  Just glad I didn't get a ticket for the trainwreck.

cotis did hahah, what a waste of money

He probably got high quality pics of the carnage :hihi:

oh not for the Detroit show, but for the one near him.  ill be the same results so im looking forward to his pics haha

Charlie has your money!


Charlie obviously is still working everybody.

He started doing the Hunter S Thompson

now he is doing the Andy Kaufman

shame people don't realize that and are buying it hook,line,and sinker

I actually think the crowd got what they deserved, and no it's no fault of Charlies. What did people expect to see when they turned up to this, everything set up perfectly, and everything scheduled like clockwork.  :P

No, this is basically Charlies open mic night in a bar, and people have flocked to see him because of recent events. Charlie seemed to do exactly what I expected him to, which is ramble on and on about worthless and pointless stuff, to make his ego bigger.

I would have enjoyed this if I was lucky enough to go, and some people was actually cheering and was supporting the show. But as we all know too well, sometimes there's a bad vibe in the crowd and then it's all down hill from that point, for everyone involved.

I'm betting the next shows will go fine.  :D

I have no problem with what happened - I wasn't expecting a huge extravagant show.

Maybe by the time I see him Friday he will figure it out a bit ;)

I originally even said I have no expectations for the show....so when people were wantingt his huge thing, sucks for them!

Seriously.  If I was going to a show like this, I'd have to be blitzed out of my mind.
I hope Charlie gets better.

I tend to not listen to too many media or fan reviews.

Look at GNR when you would hear these terrible reviews and know that it was just like small percentage with the loudest voices.

out of 5 thousand, let's say 1000 hated it and left,bitched etc.. its going to seem terrible when in reality maybe the other 4k thought it was great.

Well I have been watching the last couple of episodes of Two And A Half Men (so far). And I have to say, that Charlie does look rough and he seems to have lost weight in the face and body. If you compare the recent episodes to the earlier ones, you will noticed alot of difference in Charlies appearence.  ???

It most probably is all of the drugs he's doing.  :-\

I mean his brother in the show is actually bigger and more stockier than him in the last couple of shows. When before it was always the other way round, with Alan being the small, scrawny character.

No matter what happens in Charlies proffessional life, I hope he manages to put some weight back on.  :'(

Really, though, why do any of us even fucking care?  Seriously.  It's his life.  I have a friend who went to the Detroit show and stayed for the whole thing.  She says they thought it was great and, well, what were people expecting, anyway?  They went with no expectations whatsoever.  Although, she did add that she had more laughs going out with friends afterwards.  It's Charlie Sheen.  It is what it is, for whatever reason...... 

Thought this was kind of funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LtBSqGzi3o

This is just nonsense. I wish he would stop making a fool of himself and do what he does best - Acting.

^I couldn't agree more ::).

Hate to break it to you but he's not that great of an actor. For the past 15 years he's been on Two and a Half Men and Spin City basically playing himself. He was good in Platoon.....25 years ago.

I agree, but I like what he does.

Hilarious.  I liked it when he had all the cigarettes, and then turned into one lol 

I think Hot Shots Part 1 is one of the best comedies ever...I just recently saw it again.   

Show tonight started off fantastic - great energy, good crowd. Slowly over the course of the 45 minute "segment" he calls the show, the crowd turned. People were being kicked out left and right - this drunk lady in front of us took about 30 minutes to be removed from the building after causing a disturbance. 10 minutes after that - show was over.

I was pleased at the fact that I had no expectations going in, but it would have been WORTHWHILE to do a Question/Answer section with the NYC crowd who loved him at first, rather than simply abruptly walk off the stage....

Charlie was good in a ton of movies before his sitcom days...Platoon as u mentioned was great...but also Wall Street!
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Friday, 15 April 2011

Sheen, studio fight over 'Men' return talks

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Charlie Sheen and the makers of "Two and A Half Men" traded accusations on Thursday over whether the door was still open for the actor's return to the No. 1 television comedy

Warner Bros. Television strongly denied claims by Sheen that the studio was in talks to reinstate him, and made clear there was no chance of the fired star returning to the show.

But Sheen's lawyer insisted that there had been discussions this week about Sheen going back to his role as a womanizing bachelor.

Sheen, formerly the highest-paid actor on U.S. television, was booted out of the CBS series in March after he publicly insulted both the studio and series co-creator Chuck Lorre.

The actor, currently on a bizarre "Violent Torpedo of Truth" stage tour of North America, claimed this week he was in talks with his former bosses and that there was an 85 percent chance he would return.

"Those statements are false. As you know, there have been no discussions, there are no discussions and there will be no discussions, regarding his (Sheen's) returning to or having any involvement with the series," attorneys for Warner Bros. wrote in a letter to the actor's lawyer.

Sheen's lawyer, Marty Singer, told The Hollywood Reporter in response; "That's ridiculous. There absolutely have been discussions.

"As late as this Tuesday there have been discussions about Charlie coming back and everyone was involved," Singer said. He did not say who was involved in the talks.

Last month, there were unconfirmed reports that CBS chief Les Moonves wanted Sheen back.

But the Warner Bros. letter on Thursday appeared to rule out any hope of a reconciliation with Sheen, who has continued to trash his former bosses and some of his co-stars.

Sheen has been in and out of drug rehab in the last 12 months and was convicted last year of assaulting his then-wife. He filed a $100 million lawsuit against Warner Bros. in March for unfair dismissal.

Warner Bros. and CBS have yet to say whether they will bring back "Two and A Half Men" in a different format or with a different star for the 2011-2012 season starting in September.

They have until mid-May to make a decision before the main TV networks present their new season line-up to advertisers in New York.

http://kgmi.com/Sheen--studio-fight-over--Men--return-talks/9631135

Ashton Kutcher inks deal to replace Charlie Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men'

The new star of "Two and a Half Men" doesn't date goddesses -- he's married to a Cougar.

Ashton Kutcher signed a deal last night to replace Charlie Sheen on television's top-rated sitcom, a source told The Post.

Kutcher, who previously starred on "That '70s Show," gave his fans a hint that it would happen earlier in the evening, tweeting, "What's the square root of 6.25?"
The answer is 2?.

He'll be earning less than Sheen's $2.5 million per episode, the source said.

The show's producer, Chuck Lorre, is "really happy" that Kutcher is set to come aboard, another source told the Hollywood Reporter.

The 33-year-old Kutcher, married to actress Demi Moore, 48, began negotiations after talks with actor Hugh Grant fell apart.

Sheen was fired from the show in March after spending two weeks making the rounds of media outlets talking trash about Lorre.

Sheen sued Lorre and the studio for $100 million for terminating his contract.

He later went on a month-long tour dubbed "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option," in which he sometimes got booed so badly that he cut the show short.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/ashton_sheen_stealer_OvAQb5OLbEEE7fmyg1x6CO#ixzz1MEdH68AO

Umm yeah I don't think I'll be watching the show anymore then. No Charlie, No 2 and a half Men.  :-\

Too right, I can't even believe they are trying this, it's going to be a disaster...

This has been said many times, but the reason why the show was so popular was simply because Charlie was basically playing himself. All of those jokes, and random moments are down to the viewer knowing that the actor is even worse than the charactor.

Good bye Two And A Half Men, I certainly won't be watching any post Sheen episodes either.  ::)

Ashton Kutcher?? really?

Fuck he is terrible.

Ha!  This news makes me happy.  Crash and burn.
Maybe Kutcher's mom Demi could make a cameo.

As much as I don't think this Kutcher thing will work, I'm not longing for Charlie Sheen. Talk about overexposure. This guy managed to milk his celebrity dry in like 2 weeks.

Charlie Sheen=irrelevant.  Don't tell me you guys actually watched that show!  It is the lowest form of entertainment, with bland obvious jokes that appeal only to the lowest common denominator of viewers.  It is to television as Daughtry or Nickelback is to rock music.

Yes, bland and obvious jokes...but, for the same reason I will stop on The 3 Stooges if I'm channel-surfing, I occasionally stop on 2 1/2 Men.
Now, make time to watch it?  No.  But, if I want to just mentally check-out for 15 to 20 minutes, I can handle that.  :)

as for Charlie, I hope he finds peace.
...this just in from Charlie..."Oh, I've already found 1 piece, hell, 10 pieces of ass!"  (insert canned laughter here)

I for one am not afraid to admit that I liked the show, and regularly tried to watch it when I could...

It never ceases to amaze me that the people who call this show stupid and childish, are the same people who probably watch The Simpsons or American Dad.  :P

TAHM to return with Ashton Kutcher as Harper. Eewww. Is it only me or does he perpetually look 15 years old...

Is it confirmed he is going to be CHARLIE's character?

This is gonna be worse than the time Coy and Vance replaced Bo and Luke Duke for a season of The Dukes Of Hazzard.  :)

no he isn't gonna be Charlie Harper. someone new. probably a cousin or something Id imagine


If i were running this show, I would've brought in a chick to play a female version of charlie Harper. or better yet, make her like a hot lesbian cousin and have her be just like Charlie bringing in the hot lesbian one nite stands. Could be priceless comedy between her Alan and Jake

but they went the worst route possible.

yeah i can't imagine the show witout charlie.think it blowz chunks.

Kinda wish they'd just done a Alan spinoff ala Frazier after Cheers ran its course, some potential there with Jake, Judith and Herb etc...

^ that's a good idea. I watched 2.5 men for years and liked it. It was base and crude, but so what? There is no way that Charlie can be replaced. The new show will dive in the ratings, and then the network will have to choose whether to end the show for good or come crawling back to Sheen and ask if he will return. His new asking price per episode? Glad you asked. He said it would take $3 mil per show.

Charlie Harper Dies Tragic Death

6/27/2011

"Two and a Half Men" will turn dark for just a minute or two when it premieres in September ... because Alan and Jake will learn Charlie Harper bit the dust.

Sources connected with the show tell TMZ ... Chuck Lorre's plan is to make sure Charlie Sheen can NEVER come back on the show.  Although the first show won't be filmed until August 5, producers have been kicking around scenarios, which include Charlie driving a car over a cliff. 

Of course, it would be art imitating life, because two of Charlie Sheen's cars went down a cliff on Mulholland Drive.

As for how Ashton Kutcher enters the picture, there's been talk that he buys Charlie's house after Charlie kicks the bucket.

Sources tell us ... the first script still isn't locked and Lorre often makes changes until close to taping, but it's pretty clear -- Charlie Harper is pushin' up daisies.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/27/charlie-haper-dies-tragic-death-charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-chuck-lorre-ashton-kutcher-car-cliff/

it IS an american thing for sure. in the rest of the world, what is seen as daring and rude on 2 1/2 men is nothing compared to what shows in the rest of the world where we have no filter for bad words and whatnot.
but i still like 2 1/2 men
i root for Charlie! go win dude...the show is gonna go ass up with Ashton replacing you!

and how does Alan and Jake fit into Ashton buying the house?
i think Berta should take over for Charlie, and they put in another housekeeper instead.....i mean, Charlie already gave the house to Berta in his will in some episode where Emilio Estevez died.
anyway, the show will suck ass without Charlie, even though he just acts himself. he's still a funny and likeable bastard.

Charlie Sheen had to halt baseball training for a new sequel to his hit movie Major League on Sunday after injuring his elbow during practice.

The former Two And A Half Men star is set to appear in the fourth installment of the satirical sporting franchise and has been practicing his pitching at Chase Field, home of the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Bosses of the baseball team have posted a picture of Sheen mid-practice on Twitter.com, alongside the words, "Charliesheen took BP (baseball practice) earlier today as he prepares for next Major League movie. #WINNING."

But the actor had to finish his session early after rupturing the ulnar nerve in his elbow, preventing him from being able to grip the bat properly, reports TMZ.com

I still don't know what's so FUNNY about that interview... i don't get it  :-\

The new episode aired last night:

Full episode:

http://www.cbs.com/shows/two_and_a_half_men/video/2134543444/two-and-a-half-men-nice-to-meet-you-walden-schmidt

TV Recap & Review: Two and a Half Men, 'Nice to Meet You Walden Schmidt'

http://www.examiner.com/prime-time-tv-in-san-antonio/tv-recap-review-two-and-a-half-men-nice-to-meet-you-walden-schmidt-season

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2039715/Two-Half-Men-Ashton-Kutcher-draws-mixed-reviews-d-but.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Charlie's funeral was nice but the show will never be the same without him.

Show was damn near unwatchable.

The Roast was hilarious

I saw abit of when the funeral speech was taking place with Alan at the healm...and I got to say it was just horrible. It was like it was a parody of the actual show, and it wasn't real at all. They can't replace Sheen and this new version will tank, you watch.  :o :yes:

Result = Charlie Wins Again...  : ok:

The black sheep of a family that produced 3 Mighty Ducks movies ;D

(http://lmao.co/wp-content/uploads/silly-bitches-only-i-can-do-that-much-cocaine-sheen.jpg)
I laughed.

Charlie certainly won

Two and A Half Men is unwatchable.

HAHAH at the photo

Isn't it doing just as well in the ratings though?

I lost interest in the Charlie Sheen saga.  He was far more interesting when he was on the brink of destruction.  Let me know when he flies off the deep end again.

Yeah but if u watched the shows.. u would see a vast difference in quality. Trust me.

Joke this past Monday was vomiting on each other.... just dumb uncool shit every episode.

Ashton Kutcher is a douche.   Charlie Sheen is a WINNER.  I swear I stopped watching 2 And A Half Men right after the funeral part, and even that wasn't funny.

Charlie Sheen Fiat Super Bowl Commercial That Didn't Air!

March 05, 2012

Here: http://www.dc101.com/pages/rochedc101.html?article=9853339

Charlie Sheen's 'Anger Management' sitcom gets June premiere date

Cable network FX has set June 28 as the premiere date for Charlie Sheen's new sitcom "Anger Management."

The show will debut with two episodes, The Wrap reported Tuesday. On subsequent Thursdays, new episodes will air on FX at 9:30pm, with the previous week's episode airing before it at 9:00pm.

"Anger Management," in which Sheen plays a therapist, is loosely based on the 2003 film of the same name, which starred Jack Nicholson and funnyman Adam Sandler.

Sheen, 46, was the highest-paid actor on television when he was booted from the CBS hit "Two and a Half Men" in March 2011 for engaging in a public battle with show creator Chuck Lorre after Sheen's hard-partying lifestyle sidelined production.


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/02/28/charlie-sheens-anger-management-sitcom-gets-june-premiere-date/#ixzz1pfAFmbfF

Denise Richards is going to be on the pilot.

As far as Two and a Half Men go - they had 2 years to go and Charlie had his bender. This was more for Jon Cryer and Angus Jones to keep working and easy money because there's still a big audience tuning in.

I'm pretty sure Chuck Lorre and Ashton Kutcher are going to have a talk about working on a spinoff, but the way things look, don't see CBS supporting it.

He's on Fallon tonight.  Anybody see it?  Does he look weird?  He's trying to act normal, that's weird too.  Love Fallon's line, you've had a busy year.  :hihi:

2.5 men has been moved to Thursday nights, starting in fall 2012. The show held the Monday night slot for more than a decade. I think this is a sign that show is in decline and cannot hold its own against football or basically anything else on TV that night. I tried watching a few episodes last year and the writing was so stupid that I could not endure and changed channels after about 5-10 minutes. Ashton cannot hold a candle to Charlie, so the network ends up the loser because the show does not have long to live.

Chuck Lorre is seeing it through to the end, if it's still bringing in money, why stop? Maybe Ashton gets a spinoff show from it, which is what should have been the plan over this past year. The show in syndication is still making insane amounts of money.

Anger Management is growing on me.

It's definitely dropped a bit in both quality and ratings (keep in mind, I'm not a fan).  Make note though...when it comes to ratings..it's only been a bit.  It averaged about a 5.0 (though it had slipped to around a 4.0, week by week, by sesons end).  They had about 14.6 million viewers..right about average for the series run.

But CBS is making a run at a solid comedy block, to compete with NBC's older (and, in the case of the Office, ending) block.  They FINALLY seen an inroad to challenge NBC's dominance on Thursdays. They made Big Bang work last year (almost literally killing Community...which is a great show), and they're thinking by bringing over Two and a Half Men...they might be able to get a bigger foothold.

With 2 Broke Girls taking off last season, they think they have Monday pretty much anchored this year (between that and How I met your mother....they're set).  This isn't about a dying show...it's about using a show that still gets eyeballs to get more ad buys on a different night...a night that has typically been the tentpole of ONE network for a very long time.

I basically agree 100%, Charlie is everything and everything what made that show popular. I personaly haven't watched a full episode of the show featuring Ashton, I just loved Charlies character and persona too much.  :-\

Anger Management is ok... need to tweak Charlie's character a bit.