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Title: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: SLCPUNK on June 16, 2005, 08:46:39 PM
He took a plea bargin and will be performing as Elvis in LV, Nevada for 5 years, rather then face trial and the death penalty.


Personally I don't think he'll last more than 6 months.....


(http://tinypic.com/5zo8m0)


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: Lisa on June 16, 2005, 08:48:02 PM
tics too rich for my blood :rofl:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: Timothy on June 16, 2005, 09:05:24 PM
He took a plea bargin and will be performing as Elvis in LV, Nevada for 5 years, rather then face trial and the death penalty.


Personally I don't think he'll last more than 6 months.....


(http://tinypic.com/5zo8m0)



 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



That looks like a real skinny Ron Jeremy doing elvis :hihi:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: 2NaFish on June 16, 2005, 09:13:09 PM
Personally I don't think he'll last more than 6 months.....


6 months? Have you heard his version of Jailhouse Rock? The crowd's will love him

Say what you like about him as a cruel dictator; the man does a great elvis impersonation. He'll be working the room in Vegas for years to come.


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: SLCPUNK on June 16, 2005, 09:44:40 PM
Personally I don't think he'll last more than 6 months.....


6 months? Have you heard his version of Jailhouse Rock? The crowd's will love him

Say what you like about him as a cruel dictator; the man does a great elvis impersonation. He'll be working the room in Vegas for years to come.

If they throw in a buffet with the ticket price....I may just go see that whacky guy.........


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: N.I.B on June 16, 2005, 09:47:22 PM
u think hell get adicted to painkillers too? after all, im not sure his old bones may be able to take all that jumping around  :hihi:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: Walk on June 16, 2005, 09:57:22 PM
From his underwear picture, he is definitely packing.  :o He would make a great elvis if he were younger.


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: SLCPUNK on June 16, 2005, 09:58:03 PM
u think hell get adicted to painkillers too? after all, im not sure his old bones may be able to take all that jumping around? :hihi:

The guy can hide in a hole.......looking like Nick Nolte..

That guy can perform!!

Give 'em a chance!!!


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: SLCPUNK on June 16, 2005, 09:58:35 PM
From his underwear picture, he is definitely packing.? :o He would make a great elvis if he were younger.

You would look at his cock....... :hihi:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: 2NaFish on June 16, 2005, 10:09:12 PM
"i'm caught in a trap, i can't get out"

Any other elvis/saddam jokes out there? Come on people - it's your chance to shine. A shiny new donkey for the best joke compairing the King of Rock'n'Roll and the Butcher of Baghdad


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: Walk on June 16, 2005, 10:10:36 PM
You would look at his cock....... :hihi:

It's a bit hard NOT to notice!  :rofl:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: psycotron on June 17, 2005, 03:57:48 AM
is this a joke? i dont get it


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: GnRNightrain on June 17, 2005, 12:33:48 PM
Personally I don't think he'll last more than 6 months.....


6 months? Have you heard his version of Jailhouse Rock? The crowd's will love him

Say what you like about him as a cruel dictator; the man does a great elvis impersonation. He'll be working the room in Vegas for years to come.

If they throw in a buffet with the ticket price....I may just go see that whacky guy.........
Will you go up to him and tell him that you are one of his biggest fans?


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: *Izzy* on June 17, 2005, 12:43:12 PM
Is this thread serious or a joke?



Is it a joke........











..............is it?

 

:smoking: Izzy? :smoking:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on June 17, 2005, 02:15:35 PM
is this a joke? i dont get it

no saddam is really doing an elvis show. it's on cnn dude !


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: mikegiuliana on June 17, 2005, 02:22:31 PM
send him back to iraq :D


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: SLCPUNK on June 17, 2005, 02:26:51 PM
is this a joke? i dont get it

It's all over the news, how could you have missed this?


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: mikegiuliana on June 17, 2005, 02:27:47 PM
next he'll be juan valdez :hihi:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: SLCPUNK on June 17, 2005, 02:48:53 PM
next he'll be juan valdez :hihi:

Put on the funny hat.

Or.

Face a trial for crimes against humanity.

Tough choice..... :hihi:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: N.I.B on June 17, 2005, 02:59:36 PM
and now, the end has come. and so i face, the final curtain.....


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: mikegiuliana on June 17, 2005, 03:00:43 PM
and now, the end has come. and so i face, the final curtain.....

sing it frankie :beer:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: N.I.B on June 17, 2005, 03:19:56 PM
and now, the end has come. and so i face, the final curtain.....

sing it frankie :beer:

did u just pick a random name or did u actully guess my name?  :hihi:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: mikegiuliana on June 17, 2005, 03:28:27 PM
and now, the end has come. and so i face, the final curtain.....

sing it frankie :beer:

did u just pick a random name or did u actully guess my name?? :hihi:
Well it could be me saying frank sinatra.. ;) :rofl:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: N.I.B on June 17, 2005, 03:29:23 PM
and now, the end has come. and so i face, the final curtain.....

sing it frankie :beer:

did u just pick a random name or did u actully guess my name?? :hihi:
Well it could be me saying frank sinatra.. ;) :rofl:

zappa sounds way better  :P   :hihi:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: Axls Locomotive on June 17, 2005, 03:35:34 PM
and now, the end has come. and so i face, the final curtain.....

bush is getting closer
the lights are all but dim
the sound of the tankfire
its nearly closing in

all of my resistance
has fallen on the floor
theyre taking me to prison
so i cant kill no more

way down in the rabbit hole
way down where my ass is cold
way down in my hidey hole
way doooown

 :rofl: couldnt resist!


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: N.I.B on June 17, 2005, 04:41:31 PM
and now, the end has come. and so i face, the final curtain.....

bush is getting closer
the lights are all but dim
the sound of the tankfire
its nearly closing in

all of my resistance
has fallen on the floor
theyre taking me to prison
so i cant kill no more

way down in the rabbit hole
way down where my ass is cold
way down in my hidey hole
way doooown

 :rofl: couldnt resist!

 :rofl: and the grammy winner is.........


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: Prometheus on June 18, 2005, 12:54:16 AM
lol leave it to Q... ya crazy scottsman


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: SLCPUNK on June 18, 2005, 01:28:59 AM
lol leave it to Q... ya crazy scottsman

He got into the liquor cabinet again......


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: N.I.B on June 18, 2005, 08:15:19 PM
lol leave it to Q... ya crazy scottsman

He got into the liquor cabinet again......

nevermind the liquer, where the 24's?  :hihi:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: Prometheus on June 19, 2005, 12:07:22 AM
sitting on the kitchen floor... along with the rum and tequila at candi's.... oh i forgot teh vodka...... the after noon shall be intresting


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: Queen of Everything on June 19, 2005, 07:38:41 AM
is this a joke? i dont get it

no saddam is really doing an elvis show. it's on cnn dude !

REALLY?! Aus must be SOOO isolated, because I have heard NOTHING about that?!

I hope you guys arent making me look stupid ( :rant: )...

is this True? ???


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: Axls Locomotive on June 19, 2005, 08:28:21 AM
im not drunk, not this time...but feel free to send me some alcohol... :hihi:


Title: Re: Saddam Released!!!!
Post by: N.I.B on June 19, 2005, 09:13:55 AM
im not drunk, not this time...but feel free to send me some alcohol... :hihi:

u cheapscate  :hihi:  :beer: