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Title: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 25, 2006, 10:07:16 PM
I am posting this in Dead Horse because Axl's hair has been discussed a lot of times and I don't want to be accused of trying to hog attention on the main forum. It's not "news" so much as it is hearsay.

I don't know if this is true but apparently when Axl was arrested in Sweden, they had to list a profile of him and it says in the police report that the suspect had a "shaved head," meaning the braids are fake. This is listed in a document along with a mug shot and other data on Axl - weight, height, etc. I didn't see any proof myself of this so it is UNVERIFIED  but someone I spoke to claims he saw the police report, he didn't say whether he worked for the police or not, but I thought it was worth posting. It was someone I met so I don't know if he was just bullshitting me, but he also went to see Axl perform in Sweden and I can't imagine him having a reason to lie.


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: EFISH on September 25, 2006, 10:10:59 PM
The braids aren't fake. C'mon that is ridiculous, but thanks for posting, i know you meant no harm.


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 25, 2006, 10:12:45 PM
The braids aren't fake. C'mon that is ridiculous, but thanks for posting, i know you meant no harm.

Yeah, I almost didn't post this but figured there's enough rumor discussion already at least this one is a bit different.  :hihi: I've heard he has hair plugs (likely true - he was clearly receding in the late 90s mug shot) but being bald?! That's pretty "out there."


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: kaasupoltin on September 26, 2006, 01:51:45 AM
Swedes don't recognize a shaved head from a shaved ass..


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 26, 2006, 01:55:10 AM
Swedes don't recognize a shaved head from a shaved ass..

This may be news to the Swedes, but I don't suggest telling them that.  :hihi:


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: CheapJon on September 26, 2006, 09:15:01 AM
Swedes don't recognize a shaved head from a shaved ass..

you're just jealous of sweden because you are from finland


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: kaasupoltin on September 26, 2006, 09:34:50 AM
Swedes don't recognize a shaved head from a shaved ass..

you're just jealous of sweden because you are from finland

Jealous? :rofl:


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: CheapJon on September 26, 2006, 09:46:47 AM
Swedes don't recognize a shaved head from a shaved ass..

you're just jealous of sweden because you are from finland

Jealous? :rofl:

yeah, i know i would have been jealous, we are like your bigger brother and are better then you in everything in the world, who wanna be second best?


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: Emilie on September 26, 2006, 09:48:03 AM
Seriously, what do you have against Sweden, Kaasu? This is not the first time you said something about it...


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: kupirock on September 26, 2006, 09:58:09 AM
Swedes don't recognize a shaved head from a shaved ass..

you're just jealous of sweden because you are from finland

Jealous? :rofl:

yeah, i know i would have been jealous, we are like your bigger brother and are better then you in everything in the world, who wanna be second best?

Meanwhile in Sweden... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBiSw6YgQS8


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: kaasupoltin on September 26, 2006, 10:42:02 AM
Swedes don't recognize a shaved head from a shaved ass..

you're just jealous of sweden because you are from finland

Jealous? :rofl:

yeah, i know i would have been jealous, we are like your bigger brother and are better then you in everything in the world, who wanna be second best?

Meanwhile in Sweden... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBiSw6YgQS8

I think that said it all :hihi: Thanks kupi!

..we are like your bigger brother and are better then you in everything in the world, who wanna be second best?

That's a very.. ummm.. interesting point of view. Anyway, I don't have anything against you guys (Sv?rjes), I just hate you like 99% of Finns do :peace:


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: CheapJon on September 26, 2006, 11:04:51 AM
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwimak-XY_I


finland has the lead with 5-1 but sweden comes back and wins the game 5-6.. and i know why 99% of fins hate sweden, you guys are jealous.. what should it else be?


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: kaasupoltin on September 26, 2006, 01:21:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwimak-XY_I


finland has the lead with 5-1 but sweden comes back and wins the game 5-6.. and i know why 99% of fins hate sweden, you guys are jealous.. what should it else be?

Remember the game against Belarus? Go Salo, GO!

And we're not jealous, there's no reason to be jealous. Country full of fags don't make me jealous. Like Conan himself said: "Sweden sucks!" :beer: If you have anything more to say, please PM.


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: CheapJon on September 26, 2006, 01:32:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwimak-XY_I


finland has the lead with 5-1 but sweden comes back and wins the game 5-6.. and i know why 99% of fins hate sweden, you guys are jealous.. what should it else be?

Remember the game against Belarus? Go Salo, GO!

And we're not jealous, there's no reason to be jealous. Country full of fags don't make me jealous. Like Conan himself said: "Sweden sucks!" :beer: If you have anything more to say, please PM.

well this is the last i'm gonna post about this.. conan who is one of the funniest?joked about that you know.. and the other thing i must tell you.. you do know that salo is finnish right?

 :peace:


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: kaasupoltin on September 26, 2006, 01:37:36 PM
cheapjonday, I know his roots are from Finland, but Swede is a Swede and Salo is one of them. Glad you guys took him..

(http://linked.mroach.com/conan-sweden_sucks.jpg)


Title: Re: Swedish police report allegedly lists Axl as being BALD!
Post by: CheapJon on September 26, 2006, 02:08:33 PM
check your PM inbox.. 'cause we are way out off topic right now so if you want let's continue in another place and not in the thread about a fake police report : ok: