Here Today... Gone To Hell!

(http://conezone.org/images/cone_styles/cone01_l.jpg)

i shall call it cum alot...... as for what it makes happen........

U gotta explain this one......

(http://conezone.org/images/positions/clit_large.gif)


http://conezone.org/using_cone.asp#


ect ect

i figured cum alot would be explaniation enough

some's imaginations aren't extended enough i guess  :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: ;)

cum a lot is a good term, scream alot isn't bad either  :hihi: :hihi:

It's 2007 and a birthday hat / dunce cap is the latest and greatest sex toy.   :(

well sweet jesus.......... it looks like a TOS phaser..... or a 30's death ray.... LOL

Jesus christ!  That looks like something out of Dr. Who!  "Exterminate!  Exterminate!!  Ejaculate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  I'd run out of the room in fear with my pants around my ankles.   :hihi:

What's she doing in that picture, eating a pizza?

im not sure but eating pizza is not my guess ;)


lol

Who knows......I just masturbated to it though.

to teh pic or my avatar????

 :rofl:

I LOVE that they sell power converters!  Too fuckin' funny.  Don't want your big American dildo shorting out a European hotel room!  :rofl:

hmmm, never heard of this one...
have you used it??

Kujo had something like that but kept telling me it was his "fanny pack".

Man was I naive....

actually every man does


actually i also noticed that and i only checked it for about 30 seconds

id try it once an if i liked it id do it again an again an again lol.

I clicked 'Play video' and after a while I had to wonder why I was listening to some old woman talking about the importance of sexual pleasure. And she's a 'sex expert'?? :nervous:

Dr Ruth is a slut? :hihi:

Edit $240  :o Well it does have a chipped motor, i mean wht the fuck is this pimp my vibrator

now if women's breast had beer in them,men would love us way more lol.

I'm sure we can find a "Lightly Used" model on ebay for much less if we look around...

Well you do get these extra things

Extra Power

French Legionnaire's Moustache

Seven Pearls of the orient

Ultra Soft finger tip

G-Point

Dr. Ruth DVD

(http://www.eroscillator.com/images/eroscillator/eroscillator_2_plus.gif) $127

(http://www.eroscillator.com/images/eroscillator/eroscillator_ultimate_combo.gif) $240

well as long as she doesnt demonstate using it on herself  :nervous:

(http://kuvat.suomensupermo.fi/kaalimato/popup/kaalimato.jpg)

It looks slightly "Loch Ness Monsterish."

"Old Nessie"

Damn, if they make that shit, some women must use them.  Those things look scary as hell!  Some look like electric toothbrushes for god's sake. 
I'm so happy I'm a guy.   :yes:

as long as it got a mouth and a pussey were happy  :yes:

i hadn't known this would create two pages ( already)

keep coming, you make me laugh ( genuine)

I think you mean "etc etc." Otherwise  "ect ect" means, "I just threw up on the sofa." Probably from eating pizza with a thingee stuck up inside  her.  ;D

Judging from the picture, you don't even have to take off your pants to use the clitimulator.  Notice at her ankles she is wearing pants.  ;)

LOL, maybe that is what she meant!  :o

and SLCPUNK masterbated to her? A  chick with with her pants on? :rofl:

Hey SLCPUNK, you want to explain yourself? Is the wife mad at you  or something? ;)

I'm guessing the zipper helps.  I wonder what she's reading in that drawing.

That's the instruction manual. 

I'm sorry, but I never explain myself....

Oh, a mystery wrapped inside of an enigma.

Mrs. Punk says the same thing.....

And so does Mrs. Kreme  :rofl: :rofl:

I was kind of hoping it was the Bush Doctrine (pun FULLY intended!  Own your puns, people!).

Wait, Mrs. Kreme is saying it about SLC?

Lucy!!!!!  You got some splainin' to do!

Hey,that's a good one. I like it.
You would not believe  what Mrs. Kreme has said about SLC!
Explaining, indeed!!

That I was a mystery wrapped inside of an enigma ?

Ironically enough, I think this is the cover art for CD

She is much more complimentary than that, give yourself some credit. Remember: what  happens  in Vegas stays in Vegas. Bring back any memories? ;)

A pink triangle/flotation device, pizza and the sound of slot machines........the rest is a blur.

we all like a good sex toy  ;D

(http://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/actualidad/imgActualidad/2006/01/30/blairpic.jpg)

(http://conezone.org/images/positions/him_large.gif)

Having sex with The Cone was like reading the Wall Street Journal.

Has anyone read the testimonials?  Sex toy testimonials are hysterical.  These two, especially.


I wasn't aware that lesbians found it offensive that most dildos and vibrators are shaped like penises.  I mean, if it's an "inside" toy (which this doesn't appear to be, God willing, for MOST women), doesn't it HAVE to be somewhat based on a phallus?  I don't mean the level of anatomical detail, but just the general shape.


Non-threatening?  I'm reminded of the scene in "The Naked Gun" when Frank tears the penis off of a concrete statue and attacks a woman with it.   :rofl:

Also, regarding the penetration point that "Mini" makes, is there are rule that phallus shaped vibrators have to be inserted?  Seriously, this is confusing.  Is she a virgin, and using a penetrating sex toy will force her father to pay a higher dowry?  This is like saying a sex toy for guys is great because you don't have to put your dick in it. 

Regarding the "comfort," I'd point to the picture in the post above mine.  This isn't a criticism of what people do with their bodies, but I can't imagine any definition of comfortable that includes having the weight of my entire body balanced on a pointy cone that is in my asshole. 
 

I somewhat wondered if the cone would confuse people, it does, the thread isn't that bad after all  :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

This is hysterical. Only a few more months and we won't have Tony to kick around anymore.

Well it has a pulse simulator doesn't it?

I don't know, I'm up to my ass with more nuts than a fruitcake.

I can't imagine that this would easily pass by so renowned a group of internet pervs as us, but is anyone familiar with these multi-thousand $ sex dolls? 

www.realdoll.com

Anyway, now for ONLY $1,499 you can order the "Flat Back Half Torso," which appears to be one of their dolls minus head, legs, and arms.  You know...for the serial killer necrophile in the family.

I'm reminded of Alice Cooper's "I Love the Dead"

"I love the dead
Before they're cold
Their bluing flesh
For me to hold."

Can you order it in blue?

NO ??? !!!!

you can order this ???

That is s i c k

I mean, it encourages SKillers to endorse into their fantasies until they want to cross through and practise onto someone alive.

Did you use  a pulse simulator with Mrs. Kreme in Vegas? Tell the truth!! And don't give me that "don't remember" BS.

[what is a pulse  simulator anyway?]

yeah, those dolls definetly make people serial killers  :hihi:

Here's a few good ones, this is for those guys who doesn't always feel up to it, or it could be a good present to give to any girl you're about to dump.

(http://evesgarden.com/catalog/images/B-069.jpg)

Here's one 'cos size does matter.

(http://www.sexshop365.co.uk/catalog/images/amsterdam/phallusm.jpg)

These are just scary

(http://www.kiat.net/images/miss-it/032806-ikeatoys.jpg)

But the easiest and most cheap way is this

(http://www.goldenring.fi/m_kuva/img_kuva/k_keppi.jpg)

It's called a stick and can be found in the mouth of a dog