Your Kind of Man (Women Only)

[Queen of Everything]

As there is one for the MEN only.... I decided to make one for the WOMEN only!!! 


The things I like and REALLY WANT:

Good Teeth   
Nice Smile 
Humour 
Originality 


The Things I like, but don't mind if I don't get:

Blue/Green eyes 
Dark Skin 
Nice (Longish) Hair 
Similar Interests 


Thats all Folks!!  How about you LAYDEES out there??? 

[Sin Cut]

As there is one for the MEN only.... I decided to make one for the WOMEN only!!!?

What, there's a thread about your kind of man for males only?!

It must be started by D

[Evolution]

Blue/Green eyes 
Dark Skin 
Nice (Longish) Hair 
Similar Interests 

3 outta 4 ain't bad.

[noonespecial]

My Kind Of man...

okay,

Has a job
Has his own place (not living with mama)
doesn't have baggage (no kids--not into baby mama drama)
is not threatened by his woman making more money than him
not allegic to cats
isn't an alcoholic
knows how to cook for himself
sense of humor
sense of humor
sense of humor

[SLCPUNK]

Blue/Green eyes 
Dark Skin 
Nice (Longish) Hair 
Similar Interests 

3 outta 4 ain't bad.

Dude, she didn't say honesty did she?

Tell her 4 outa 4 and let her figure out for herself! 

[Evolution]

  Maybe i should have stained my skin with teabags and said 4 out of 4 after all

[Chelle]

Mr. Dick Purple!!      . . .   just kidding 


Weeeeell . . .

Laid back

Red hair!!     I just love redheads, what can I say?   

Blue/Green eyes

Lips, bigger the better!   

Long hair, but it doesn't have to be

Nice ass, must!!   

Tattoos 

piercings     . . . as long as they're not down there    

I'm spontanteous, so up for anything, anytime   

Other than that, I like a guy who won't take alot of crap from me.  Honestly, I hate for guys to just let me walk all over them, not sexy    

But it doesn't really matter if I love him   

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Mr. Dick Purple!!   

Hellooooooooooo Nurse 

[Lisa]

has to have a pulse

[Laura]

-extremely outgoing
-a people person, i like someone who is the life of the party
-good sense of humour
-intellectual
-goes to school or has finished some sort of degree or has a direction in their life
-nice feet and hands and a cute smile


things that help but arent too necessary!

- cooks
- drives

[N.I.B]

has to have a pulse

desperate, arn'tcha? 

[Chelle]

Mr. Dick Purple!!

Hellooooooooooo Nurse

Hey babe whatever you say  . . . .   

[Holy War]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

[Queen of Everything]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

Chest hair is creepy.  Arm and a bit of leg hair aint tat bad!! - No Gorilla stuff puhlease

[Sin Cut]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

Chest hair is creepy.? Arm and a bit of leg hair aint tat bad!! - No Gorilla stuff puhlease

what about.. 

[Aava]

Distinctive intelligent rough rocker. And body hairs are allowed.

[nesquick]

I cut my hair today...very short...it's horrible! I look like nothing now.
Before I looked like an Italian football player, now I look like nothing with short hair. I think I will even talke medicines to make them grow faster.
I used to have this kind of haircut (a little bit shorter though, especially on the back)



Now, I'll have to wear a cap for 6 month

[Skeletor]

Before I looked like an Italian football player

  I am so fond of your obsession with Totti, I remember you going on about this stuff earlier. Well, good luck with the hair, I'm sure you'll get over it.

[nesquick]

it's because I have italian blood, and also because Totti is one of my favourite football player. For some people it's "zizou", for me it's Totti and when I was a kid it was David Ginola and Georges Weah.

[Chelle]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!? But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy? ?? ?
Waxing's great!? Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .? ?

[Sin Cut]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.  He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.  No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?   

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!  But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy      
Waxing's great!  Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .   

... sure, but I'd say you first!

[pilferk]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!? But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy? ?? ?
Waxing's great!? Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .? ?

Excuse my crassness, and a bit of rudeness, but:

Fuck that!  That shit fucking HURTS!   

I can't, for the life of me, understand why you would wax anything...and why women wax their entire "bikini" area is beyond me.

Fucking OW!

[Axls Locomotive]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.  He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.  No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?   

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!  But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy      
Waxing's great!  Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .   

well give me a banana and call me a gorilla...ive got hair...i dont care, i can take it!...

but seriously...you think a guy with shaved chest hair and really hairy arms and legs is gonna look normal?

[Queen of Everything]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!? But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy? ?? ?
Waxing's great!? Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .? ?

well give me a banana and call me a gorilla...ive got hair...i dont care, i can take it!...

but seriously...you think a guy with shaved chest hair and really hairy arms and legs is gonna look normal?

Ok, no-one thought of that alright?? Shhh!..... Let us have our few mins of saying our DREAM MAN!!!  Without all of you males around!! 

[ppbebe]

Excuse my crassness, and a bit of rudeness, but:

Fuck that!  That shit fucking HURTS!   

I can't, for the life of me, understand why you would wax anything...and why women wax their entire "bikini" area is beyond me.

Fucking OW!

So you had a go?ay?

On comparison, shaving is almost painless except when you are hell clumsy.

[Axls Locomotive]

Ok, no-one thought of that alright?? Shhh!..... Let us have our few mins of saying our DREAM MAN!!!  Without all of you males around!! 

noooooooooo...its absolutely my prerogative to take part in this thread..and to observe female behaviour lol

[Chelle]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!? But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy? ?? ?
Waxing's great!? Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .? ?

Excuse my crassness, and a bit of rudeness, but:

Fuck that! That shit fucking HURTS!

I can't, for the life of me, understand why you would wax anything...and why women wax their entire "bikini" area is beyond me.

Fucking OW!

Aww shut up, big baby . . .?? ?

Hah, if you can't imagine why then you've obviously never . . . experienced it? ?

[badapple81]

I'm spontanteous, so up for anything, anytime? ?

Do you like Australia? 

[Chelle]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair. He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much. No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL! But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy
Waxing's great! Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .

well give me a banana and call me a gorilla...ive got hair...i dont care, i can take it!...

but seriously...you think a guy with shaved chest hair and really hairy arms and legs is gonna look normal?

Well sure, I know alot of guys who do ? ? Course, if you're a fucking gorilla to begin with . . . there's probably no hope, sorry sweetie ?

[Chelle]

I'm spontanteous, so up for anything, anytime ?

Do you like Australia?

Hell yes! ?But my next trip is to Ecuador. ?I just can't wait! ? ? ?. . . . . . ?                    


 . . . ?last time, I promise ?

[conny]

-extremely outgoing
-a people person, i like someone who is the life of the party
-good sense of humour
-intellectual
-goes to school or has finished some sort of degree or has a direction in their life
-nice feet and hands and a cute smile


things that help but arent too necessary!

- cooks
- drives

Wow, 6 outta 8! 

[Queen of Everything]

Ok, no-one thought of that alright?? Shhh!..... Let us have our few mins of saying our DREAM MAN!!!? Without all of you males around!!?

noooooooooo...its absolutely my prerogative to take part in this thread..and to observe female behaviour lol

How'd I know you would be the one saying that!!!     

Jks - I love u!!

Perfect Man:  The IQ of MacMaul

[SLCPUNK]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.  He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.  No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?   

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!  But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy      
Waxing's great!  Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .   

I can't, for the life of me, understand why you would wax anything...and why women wax their entire "bikini" area is beyond me.

No...

wax wax wax!!

 

[journey]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!? But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy? ?? ?
Waxing's great!? Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .? ?

I can't, for the life of me, understand why you would wax anything...and why women wax their entire "bikini" area is beyond me.

No...

wax wax wax!!

 

I'd rather have my wisdom teeth taken out again, and relive all the car accidents I've been in. They seem comparably more pleasurable.

[pilferk]

Excuse my crassness, and a bit of rudeness, but:

Fuck that!? That shit fucking HURTS!? ?

I can't, for the life of me, understand why you would wax anything...and why women wax their entire "bikini" area is beyond me.

Fucking OW!

So you had a go?ay?

On comparison, shaving is almost painless except when you are hell clumsy.

Well...not really.  Or at least not in the traditional sense.

When I was younger (so much younger than today...), I sprained my ankle pretty badly playing basketball.

When I was finally able to return to the team and play, the trainer had to tape up my ankle.

Suffice to say, after having to remove the tape the first time, and removing most of the hair on my lower leg where the tape was, I took to shaving that area for the remainder of the season.

Fucking ouch!

[pilferk]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!? But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy? ?? ?
Waxing's great!? Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .? ?

Excuse my crassness, and a bit of rudeness, but:

Fuck that! That shit fucking HURTS!

I can't, for the life of me, understand why you would wax anything...and why women wax their entire "bikini" area is beyond me.

Fucking OW!

Aww shut up, big baby . . .?? ?

Hah, if you can't imagine why then you've obviously never . . . experienced it? ?

Waxed? No.

Shaved? Yes.

I can't imagine there is enough difference to warrent the pain it would cause the lady.

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!? But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy? ?? ?
Waxing's great!? Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .? ?

Excuse my crassness, and a bit of rudeness, but:

Fuck that! That shit fucking HURTS!

I can't, for the life of me, understand why you would wax anything...and why women wax their entire "bikini" area is beyond me.

Fucking OW!

Aww shut up, big baby . . .?? ?

Hah, if you can't imagine why then you've obviously never . . . experienced it? ?

Waxed? No.

Shaved? Yes.

I can't imagine there is enough difference to warrent the pain it would cause the lady.

shaved pussy is a must. once you've been there, you can't go back.

ok i'm sorry, we're way out of line now

[Sin Cut]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!? But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy? ?? ?
Waxing's great!? Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .? ?

Excuse my crassness, and a bit of rudeness, but:

Fuck that! That shit fucking HURTS!

I can't, for the life of me, understand why you would wax anything...and why women wax their entire "bikini" area is beyond me.

Fucking OW!

Aww shut up, big baby . . .?? ?

Hah, if you can't imagine why then you've obviously never . . . experienced it? ?

Waxed? No.

Shaved? Yes.

I can't imagine there is enough difference to warrent the pain it would cause the lady.

shaved pussy is a must. once you've been there, you can't go back.

ok i'm sorry, we're way out of line now

I agree..
But do girls like men shaven down there?

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!? But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy? ?? ?
Waxing's great!? Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .? ?

Excuse my crassness, and a bit of rudeness, but:

Fuck that! That shit fucking HURTS!

I can't, for the life of me, understand why you would wax anything...and why women wax their entire "bikini" area is beyond me.

Fucking OW!

Aww shut up, big baby . . .?? ?

Hah, if you can't imagine why then you've obviously never . . . experienced it? ?

Waxed? No.

Shaved? Yes.

I can't imagine there is enough difference to warrent the pain it would cause the lady.

shaved pussy is a must. once you've been there, you can't go back.

ok i'm sorry, we're way out of line now

I agree..
But do girls like men shaven down there?

yeah girls who were men once.


the only thing that men should worry about is staying clean and dress good.
working out, shaving, Self improvement is masturbation.

[MadmanDan]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!? But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy? ?? ?
Waxing's great!? Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .? ?

I can't, for the life of me, understand why you would wax anything...and why women wax their entire "bikini" area is beyond me.

No...

wax wax wax!!

 

I'm with SLC on this one: NO HAIR DOWN THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A woman should only have hair on her head...

[badapple81]

No moustache then? 

[Chelle]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.  He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.  No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?   

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!  But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy      
Waxing's great!  Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .   

Excuse my crassness, and a bit of rudeness, but:

Fuck that! That shit fucking HURTS!

I can't, for the life of me, understand why you would wax anything...and why women wax their entire "bikini" area is beyond me.

Fucking OW!

Aww shut up, big baby . . .   

Hah, if you can't imagine why then you've obviously never . . . experienced it   

Waxed? No.

Shaved? Yes.

I can't imagine there is enough difference to warrent the pain it would cause the lady.

Ah, it makes all the difference!  But uh, not getting into that     . . . Once you've done it a couple times, it's not bad.  You should try it     

[pilferk]

I've got a question for the women here.

My younger brother (he's 18) recently shaved off some of his body hair.? He said girls like guys with smooth arms and legs.

I'm older than him but not by much.? No guys ever did this when I was his age, except for maybe the swimteam.

So what's the verdict ladies?

Do you like that or is it just creepy?? ?

Personally, I don't like chest hair AT ALL!? But I do think it's creepy for a guy to shave his legs or arms . . . creepy? ?? ?
Waxing's great!? Guys should let their girlfriends wax em, it's fun . . .? ?

Excuse my crassness, and a bit of rudeness, but:

Fuck that! That shit fucking HURTS!

I can't, for the life of me, understand why you would wax anything...and why women wax their entire "bikini" area is beyond me.

Fucking OW!

Aww shut up, big baby . . .? ?

Hah, if you can't imagine why then you've obviously never . . . experienced it? ?

Waxed? No.

Shaved? Yes.

I can't imagine there is enough difference to warrent the pain it would cause the lady.

Ah, it makes all the difference!? But uh, not getting into that? ?? . . . Once you've done it a couple times, it's not bad.? You should try it? ? ?

"Trying it" would mean convincing my wife to "try it"....and, all things considered, I think that's as likely as you convincing ME to wax MY nether regions.

She's given me 2 wonderful kids....I think that was enough pain to endure, on my account, for this lifetime.

 

[Chelle]

Well ya never know, I can be very persuasive    . . . you may have a shot   

[Sin Cut]

Hey, I SLC sent a pic of his wife.. now you know why he's "Hidden" 

[Axls Locomotive]

How'd I know you would be the one saying that!!!     

Jks - I love u!!

Perfect Man:  The IQ of MacMaul

hahaha...such high compliments!...if you put me too high on that pedestal then I wont be able to show you my bananas

youre a sweetheart

[Queen of Everything]

How'd I know you would be the one saying that!!!? ? ?

Jks - I love u!!

Perfect Man:? The IQ of MacMaul

youre a sweetheart

Well thankyou!! ... Aww Shucks!! Im Blushing now!!!

  

[Evolution]

I have a teenagers trainee beard. Do i make anyone horny baby? 

[Queen of Everything]

I have a teenagers trainee beard. Do i make anyone horny baby??

Please God No!!!!!!!!!!!!



  Jks Jks!!  I'm sure its very *erm* sexy     

[Evolution]

It's furry

[Queen of Everything]

It's furry

Mmmmm..... hot



Ha Ha.

[Evolution]

 

I reckon i am quite the ladies man on the board. First Miss Aussie now Drama Qween 

[SLCPUNK]

I reckon i am quite the ladies man on the board. First Miss Aussie now Drama Qween 

Looks like somebody is on there way to whore island...

[Evolution]

I reckon i am quite the ladies man on the board. First Miss Aussie now Drama Qween 

Looks like somebody is on there way to whore island...

You heard the man ladies, take it easy

[Chelle]

I have a teenagers trainee beard. Do i make anyone horny baby?

Ah yeah, ME!!      . . . 

[Queen of Everything]

I reckon i am quite the ladies man on the board. First Miss Aussie now Drama Qween?

Looks like somebody is on there way to whore island...

You heard the man ladies, take it easy

Oh!! But it is sooo hard to!!!!!   

[lynn1961]

The interesting things you learn about what men really like, in this section.....     and this was supposed to be Your Kind of Man (Women Only).  

[SLCPUNK]

Hey, I SLC sent a pic of his wife.. now you know why he's "Hidden" 

 

[Evolution]

Hey Artist Formerly Known As SLCPUNK, is that you? You look like Santa after a really long party

[Sin Cut]

Hey, I SLC sent a pic of his wife.. now you know why he's "Hidden" 

 

oh, this is war, buddy 

[journey]

I'd like to buy an A!

What happen to that guy's tinfoil hat?

[SLCPUNK]

Hey Artist Formerly Known As SLCPUNK, is that you? You look like Santa after a really long party

You drink a gallon of Koolaid a day for ten years, post non-stop online for 12 more, and tell  me if you don't turn out looking like that.

That hat makes me look fat I think....maybe it's the beard? Still, I think I look pretty good for 34.....

[SLCPUNK]

Hey, I SLC sent a pic of his wife.. now you know why he's "Hidden" 

oh, this is war, buddy 

[Queen of Everything]

Haha - obviously a SILENT war!!! 

Anywho!! Lets get back to topic!!

Perfect guy:

I must add a quality or two
* Respect
* Honesty