Here Today... Gone To Hell!

I thought I would start this thread about what some of you HATE..It could be whatever stupid thing comes to mind that really annoys you..I'll start...this just came to mind...I HATE it when a couple who is going to have a kid says "WE'RE pregnant"..

I strongly dislike this thread, cuz I luv everything and hate nothing :rofl: Just kidding kinda!!

I hate haters.

i hate you too

Christianity in Scandinavia, FFS!

It infected most of Scandinavia and Northen Europe except Norway which only (but eventually) became officially christian.

And people wonder why Black Metal (our biggest cultural export-article!) bloomed in Norway :hihi:

Yeah, killing priests and raping nuns didn't have quite the same ring to it after we became part of them.

hmm...maybe i should have have titled the thread "annoying things" instead of "hate." :hihi:

here is another one....I hate cars with "baby on board" signs in the window...What? now im definitely NOT supposed to get into an accident with you? or is that an excuse for why you drive like a moron?

It's even worse when it says "show dogs: caution, stay back!"

WTF?

I also hate restaurants who have shitty tasting pop because of a poor syrup to carbonated water ratio.

I hate people who personally attack others with a opposing point of view.

Agree to disagree and respect others opinions, make fun of them. Be critical. But their point of view is just as valid as your own.

It's true then.

All old men hate babies.

And complain about everything!

that sounds like the McCain campaign  :o

haha yes it is...in another 6-7 years when you reach my old age you will see.... :hihi:

while we are on the topic of children...the term "play-date" is something I could certainly do without...

People who block the doors on the subway instead of stepping off and to the site to let people off.

People who try to get on the subway before letting people off.

people who ride their bikes the wrong way down a one way street (and who ride them on the sidewalks).

I hate when people walk in the outdoor and out the indoor etc.

At school, the indoor is left open most times, and idiots who are coming out, see an open door and cause a traffic jam instead of just fucking opening their door and walking through......


I absolutely hate chronic Text Messengers.

I'll be in class and some chick sitting next to me will be texting a mile a minute the entire fucking class. Drives me nuts.

I hate runners whenever I see one I always point and laugh or if i drive and when i'm lucky drive in a puddle of water so they get what they are out for and deserve

hahahaha Fuck You Asshole~ : ok: : ok: : ok: : ok: : ok: : ok: : ok: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:


I hate people who yell dumb shit at the window at runners.

I swear to God one day this big fat goofy fuck said something........ I was like What the fuck are u laughing at?  Dude was so fat if he wrecked, he was so wedged he wouldn't have moved and he is laughing at someone else?

Weird............

I hate mud...

People who talk during a movie. 

Yes, agree! : ok:

most annoying shit ever

That reminds me.  I hate "time-out".  Your fucking kid is misbehaving.  She was misbehaving last year at our family Christmas.  Time out didn't work, after a full year of implementation.  Time to fucking jack that kid.

Ok...maybe no punching.  But a good shaking might be in order.

We have a generation of "time out" babies on our hands and they have no respect for anyone because their parents were too big of pussies to demand any.

I hate Jimmie Johnson

I hate the Detroit Red Wings

I hate Les Miles

The guy in line in front of me who likes to start a long drawn out conversation with the sandwich guy  and I've got 10 minutes to order & eat lunch so I won't be late for my next client.

Grocery store check writers.

Soccer

The Veronicas

Light Beer


 :peace:

Hipsters

I hate hardcore fans of college sports teams when A. they never went to the school and B. they live nowhere in the vicinity of that college....for example a hardcore Florida State fan from New Jersey who never went to Florida State...

also people who bring their fucking 9 month old infants to movies...especially late movies...I shit you not, when I went to a 11:00pm showing for "The Dark Knight" the guy behind me brought his BABY!!!  who cried during the beginning but finally shut up....

I do too, but oddly find myself drinking it when that is all there is.

 You have to feel sorry for the child with parents like that.

I get so pissed off during movies.. Also, eat your fucking loud ass pop corn during explosions, but during quiet parts, try to be quiet... And even with all the warnings, there are the people that leave their ringer on the phone on on and some will answer the fucking thing and talk during the movie.

I went off on some kid for doing that once, dumbass was having a full conversation on a cell phone during the movie.

its amazing how often the cell phone thing happens.  i hate when people text during a movie too, not as bad as taking a call, but really, your friend can't wait 1-2 hours to get a text back!??!?!

If I don't have full strength grog and someone offers me a light I'll go without. Makes me so bloated and feeling crook.


I also hate "trendy girls". As in "I'll wear a GN'R shirt because they are the "thing" at the moment but I don't know a anothing about them. Those kid of girls I could choke to death.

I'm not sexist because I'd do the same to blokes that do the same.


 :peace:

Oh fuck, the texting thing kills me.

cause u will be in the middle and they will be a few rows down, especially in the stadium seating, and their phone will have a bright ass screen that bout blinds u everytime they open it to text.

I came -- this close to throwing a piece of ice and nailing the bastard in the skull.

He's better than Kyle Busch you lazy paraquat.

You should embrace your old age.

Women are into "distinguished" men.

I hate old men who think they are young and try to keep up with the young, healthy, vibrant men in their lives.

Porno ass zits.  :rofl:

People who don't say "thank you" when you hold the door for them.

Uptight people staring at you like your a devil-worshipper for having long hair.

People in front of you who take forever to merge into the turning lane.

People who park in front of stop signs.

People who stop in the road to have a conversation with someone on the sidewalk.

People that aren't sports fans but try to hang on and make themselves one.


People that are rednecks and have balls hanging from their truck.

Trucks that try to pass you and rev their engine up

People who constantly slam on their brakes, giving you less than ample time to react.  :rant:

Wow. What a by the numbers thread.

I hate George Bush !!

Rah !!

Wind and rain at the same time. Especially when it's blowing in the opposite direction to the way you're walking.

I went to the Tesco near my uni twice today and both times it was FUCKING RAINING WHEN I LEFT THE SHOP. :rant: God dammit. Unfortunately, this sort of weather is the norm in Scotland.

I also hate it when I'm out the room and my PC decides to restart itself because the updates NEED TO BE INSTALLED THIS VERY INSTANT OTHERWISE YOU WILL DIE.

I apologise for the use of caps lock but I get quite enraged sometimes.

In my state they call that following to close ;D

I hate " filling in the blanks" :rant:

How Keith Olbermann is so easily offended... ::)   pass the vagisil

I hate the fact that I don't write things down that I have to do for uni and then only remember at the last damn minute. :rant:

People incapable of moving on an escalator.

gift giving for EVERY freaking occasion.

women with strollers running people down in shopping malls...

Why do you hate babies?

Same goes for old people in Rascals who have the gall to honk at everyone else on the sidewalk.  Yeah...like we're the ones taking up all the fucking space.

malecameltoe

I hate cheapjonday. And artless subtlety.

yeah im noticing a trend in my "hates."  As you can see there I dont hate babies in strollers but the women pushing them....

however when I do see children running aroud all I "see" is a pile of money on fire.. ;)

yes that is true....old people behind the wheel in general is crazy...how can you pass a drivers test when your 17 or 18 and still have that certification be valid when your 80!! without a retest!!!..hell even CPR has to be re-certified every 2 years...and that rarely if ever gets used...

boo fuckin' hoo :hihi:

how can anyone hate when CD is on the way :love: :headbanger:

You're such a big government liberal.  ;D

This guy:

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GBJ_Dd5v-SNBUM:http://visiblevote08.logoonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/barney-frank.jpg)

Right now I hate the fact that october has 31 days in it as opposed to 30!

haha agreed...one more day for chinese democracy

Gonna change it up for one post...

what I LOVE....

24 hour falefel place at 1am - $3 for the tastiest shit in the world. 


ok... what i hate.. hmm..


that shacklers revenge is the first GNR song on rockband.  Ok song in general, but an AWFUL song to play.  It came on tonight and it just sucked the life out of the room.  In comparison, when Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood songs came on - wow.

i know they want to promote CD and all, but I hope we get some classic guns in there soon.

I LOVE Shacklers...in a very unhealthy way... :hihi:  I dont know ive been hooked since I first heard it...i know there are mixed reactions to it...

its not a bad song, i like hearing it on my ipod and what not - but for rockband, its just lame.

fuck no.   the new album is coming out, i'd rather see all the new songs released on rock band.

I hate the cable company! Comcast is the worst. It blows so bad I'd love to blow it up. You call to get service, wait 45 minutes on the phone to be transferred to wait another 45 minutes, then they hang up on you, then you call back and maybe get someone who doesn't know how to help you and if they do, the information goes into the system wrong and then you take time off of work to wait for a repair or installation man who may or may not show up in that 4 to 6 hour window. Usually they don't show up and you have to call the damn company again and bitch but they won't reimburse you for that time you took off of work to wait for the guy in the first place and then you setup another appointment and it a crap shoot as to whether they come out again.

I hate political ads on TV. I am so sick of them, I could puke.

I hate that our government is involved in many aspects of our lives and they know what everyone is doing. We really don't have freedom.

I hate cops who do the same thing they bust you for.

I hate puking.

I hate waiting in the doctors office. Then they see you for 5 minutes and you waited for an hour.

People who let their dogs bark non-stop.

Bumper stickers that say "I love my wife."

What the fuck?  Are you serious?  No shit motherfucker!  Every time I see those fucking bumper stickers, I think the pussy-whipped husband must have gotten caught fucking around on his wife and this is part of the court-order agreement.  :hihi:

People who smoke anything under 8's.


 :peace:

I hate parents that are stupid enough to hit their children.

I hate people who aren't ready to be responsible parents and continue to engage in unprotected sex.  Selfish fucks.

I hate parents who refuse to hit their kids.  :P


 :peace:

I hate parents who fail to realize violence begets violence.
I hate parents who take the easy way out.   ;)

I hate parents that fuck just to make a kid juat to get the dole and the $5000 per child. That pisses the fuck outta me.



 :peace:

I hate the fact that dead n bloated and I agree on something!   :hihi: 
(just kidding dude)  :peace:

Don't worry dude, I hate it too.  :hihi:


 :peace:

I hate when you order a turkey sandwhich and the lady behind the counter hands you chicken salad :rant:

I hate that fucking Katcha shit or whatever its called.

I am all for putting in a code to stop spammers but do they have to make it so fucking hard to read?

I don't know how many messages I've had fuck up due to being unable to type the crazy katcha shit.

-people at work who try to tell you what to do instead of asking.

-people at work that are "over" you but you can do a better job than they can

-people that live above me are loud and act like they can party every night

-people that sell out to a woman

-people that will vote for Obama, just because he's black and promotes change and think a repub president would be the same as Bush.

The fact that the U.S election has been all over Australian T.V for the past 8 months. WE DON'T CARE!!!


 :peace:

I hate seedless rye bread.  Without the seeds, what's the point?

(by the way, we should re-name this the Andy Rooney Thread)  :hihi:  It's like we're pretending to be complaining senior citizens.

I hate rye bread, with or without seeds, it completely sucks.

The Metallica.com message board. They are some angry people.



 :peace:

I hate that it costs $25,000 to check into a good rehab facility.

I hate walking along and getting a faceful of someone's cigarette smoke.

I hate bits in orange juice.

I HATE PINK FLOYD

(not really, I just had a Johnny Rotten moment...)

Cars that splash you while you're walking in the rain.

how Coldplay is so successful here in the states when Oasis is clearly better...

Sorry msaxl, there's no better way to eat ham coldcuts...on seeded rye (or marble rye  :o) with a side of potato chips.  :drool:

Now, back to hatred!  :hihi:  I hate dress shoes.  The world should be wearing athletic sneakers.  Men, women, and children should be wearing sneakers (of course, not very young children who for developmental reasons, require bare feet...make a note to yourself new parents, get the shoes off the infants  ;)) 

Indeed, rye bread is divine.  Roast beef on rye, with some cheddar and horseradish mayonnaise, little lettuce and tomato, perhaps red onion?   :drool: 

Anyway, since I've defiled this hate fest with my love of rye, I too will add a few more "hates."

I hate that every woman under 23 thinks sweats and PJs are appropriate clothing to wear...well, anywhere!  College, restaurants, the mall...WEAR SOME FUCKING REAL CLOTHES!   :rant:

And I bet half of them wonder why they can't land a man.   :hihi:  Yeah, because we're instinctively drawn to the ladies who clearly haven't showered since last Tuesday.

^ HA!  My wife got a kick out of that too!  I agree....but I will make an exception for the ridiculously hot chicks out there who in my eyes can wear anything they want!  :hihi:

My wife (and I) hate seeded grapes!  Why are these still being produced and who's choosing them over seedless grapes?  (yes, my wife makes a good point, they are cheaper). 

I hate the fact half gallons of ice cream have turned into 1.75 quart sizes and 1.5 quart sizes at the same price!

May I also say I hate the concept of "plus-sized" models.  Ridiculous.  I'm sick of people telling people obesity is okay.  I'm not advocating anorexic models.  I'm really not...I hate them too.  :hihi: 

This is not right.  Someone jacked my name and put it on a gaming board, Age of Empires.  And the fucker is only ranked 24 out of 50.  Going to steal my name at least get your ass into the top 10!

i hate..............................bush,mccain and obama and all american foreign policy.

I hate it when a really good song fades out. Finish the thing properly dammit! Fade-outs only work on very specific songs to me.

true dat! why are there even fadeouts?

People think GNR fans are cynical and negative.

Dream Theater...and the chess club that follows them...  :hihi:

U.S.A

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I hate to see guys at the gym with their 'serial killer' stare trying to look tough, with the macho John Wayne walk, it's like? give me a break! They look sooo retarded, being a guy myself.   

...and yet you love GNR.

I hate people who have low hate standards.   (Like hating a whole country? For what? ...and what did rye bread ever do to you?) 

Hate should be reserved for the guy who raped your mother, or killed your puppy and made you watch, the suicide bomber who goes to a day care center or pizza joint, etc...this other shit only qualifies for various degrees of dislike.  :rant:

I hate people who are stingy with their hate!  Let it out!

...What did rye bread ever do to me?  Nothing.  But my mom's brother was sodomized by a loaf of seedless rye you bastard!  :crying:  Does that justify my hatred?   :hihi:

Dear God! Yes!  :hihi:

(http://ffmedia.ign.com/starwars/image/article/609/609854/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope-20050503052403320.jpg)

The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

For what? Are you really asking that; why do some people "hate U.S.A"..? It can't be that hard to see. Of course, I don't hate every American and everything about it but umm.. "It's the asshole of this planet"

I hate that every fuckin' bus is so full that you have to stand almost next to the driver and are seconds from getting killed when the driver brake on these slippery streets. Put in some extra buses!


And young people who are disrespectful to old people ( and everybody else). What's wrong with the youth of today?
A while ago there was a group of kids who physically abused an 81 year old man. What the FUCK is that?!

Dammit Freedom!  Stop posting McCain pics and quotes outside the presidential election thread! 

 :rofl:

Amen to both of those!  Seriously, I teach college, and they're so disrespectful.  Hell, I graduated from college just 7 years ago and we weren't nearly as bad.  It's the "time-out" generation.

Also, in addition to your bus point, I'd like to give a hate-out to those people who make you wait while they attach their bike to the front/back of the bus.  Wait...if you have a bike and are willing to use it, WHY ARE YOU TAKING THE BUS?!?!?!

Were your scrambled eggs cold (err, hot) again this morning?  I dislike that anyone would make such obviously uneducated sweeping generalizations...but you're welcome to your opinion.  The asshole of the planet gave you blue jeans, Coke, and Guns N' Roses...can't be all bad...we (along with Canada) have the NHL for Christs sake.

Someone need to teach these kids a lesson.. What happened, did their parents raise them wrong?

More bus points: When people are standing and people sitting down keeps their bags on the seat next to them and just stare out the window pretending that they don?t see anything. And people who doesn't give their seat to a needing seniorcit. Man, right back on the topic of youth of today  :hihi:

Okay, that's enough hatin' on the "time out" stuff.  Time out is effective if used correctly.  In this house we have the same thing but we don't call it "time out." 

There are many parents who misuse "time out."  I can't help it there are so many irresponsible parents out there who are too lazy to be consistent with doling out punishment.  Rearing a child requires consistency and patience...two traits that are pretty uncommon with parents today. 

Good kids can come out of both corporal and non-corporal punishment households, but the key is, "Are the parents consistent?"  That said, any psychologist worth his or her salt will explain and can back up via stats children raised without corporal punishment end up being more well-adjusted on average.  Just sayin'.  ;)

.and there's not a god damn thing you can do about it....and for being such assholes we sure give a shitload of aid and money to countries that need it....maybe in Bush's final months he should take a closer look at Finland for some weapons of mass destruction... ;)

you are entitled to your opinion, but if you ask me, I think your sadly mistaken and just as uninformed to post such a comment. ::)

Sticking with the bus thang, I hate it when bus drivers look at you like they wish you'd fuck off. The "get off my property" kind of look.

I also hate parsnips.

i really hate the next 3 weeks waiting for cd to come out.  hurry up!!!

OK, it's not so much a hate, but something I think is stupid. Why do they put out single decker busses right in the middle of the rush hour? Why?! It's stupid. Throughout the day, they have double-deckers and when the busy time comes, here's a single-decker, just to mock you. Baffling. I got a seat though, I got on quite early on in the route. ;D

Ok Ok..I can take a hint...I wont give you any more nasty looks when I walk by you when you are doing pilates...Im sorry.... :)

I take issue with the weight room thing

If u are a serious hardcore power lifter/bodybuilder or runner, that look u see my friend is the look of intensity

It isn't to try to look cool or psyche out other gym members or try to look tough. U are simply putting yourself in a state of mind to deal with the tremendous amount of exertion and hell you are about to put your body through.

I love that look, it motivates the hell out of me.

If I see someone get on a treadmill the same time as me, I will not quit running till after they do.


Just as If I get a sauna, I won't leave till everyone else does.

that has a whole other reason though ;)

Oh man, I just know they're coming...the Kay jewelry commercials for Christmas.  :rant:  "Every kiss begins with Kay!"
Oh how I loathe those commercials.   :rant:

More like "every overpriced BJ begins with Kay".  :hihi:

And, yeah, totally hate worthy.  In fact, all jewelry store commercials are hate worthy, for so many reasons.

When I pop the question, I'm gonna present the woman with an onion ring.

SHe'll probably bloody your nose and use it like ketchup.  :hihi:

It's times like these I wish I was a masochist.

Nothing is worse than those god damn Jared Commericals though. Not the fat Gay guy from Subway but the Jared Jewelery commecials.

He went to Jared

Great now suck his dick.

Hearing Christmas music from Thanksgiving-Christmas Eve.  They have really taken the fun out of the whole holiday season.  Things used to be done with taste and tact, now they throw everything at you but the kitchen sink.

Yeah, but with the Jared commercial I've seen, the brunette is pretty hot.  :hihi:  Yes, the commercial is still hate-worthy.

I also hate the Lexus "Holiday to remember" commercials with the big effing bow on the Lexus.  Seriously?  You're gonna go out and spend $40,000 as a surprise for your spouse?  If I found out my spouse spent $40,000 on a Christmas gift I swear I'd have a heart attack!  ...but wear DO they get those big bows?

If you have to buy your wife a Lexus, you better have cheated on her with the hottest woman in the world!

No I think that would be this car, Bugatti Veyron:

(http://www.thesupercars.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bugatti-veyron1-revise.jpg)

ahhh this thread has just reminded me how much I FUCKING HATE Jared from the subway commericals..."Hi look at me, I went from a morbidly obese guy to an out of shape guy..give me millions!"  Fuck him....

I can't stand the JacK in the box adults crying like babies and those TRUTH commericals all really get me riled up.

I first got my license right before Christmas, so my '88 Ford Escort was sittin' in the driveway when the family came over...big ass bow and all.  Needless to say, the bow was nicer than the car, which I wrapped around a concrete fence post a year later...and that fuckin' car totally deserved it, too.

"You sir! Have you been injured in an accident at work??"

No I haven't, but you will be if you don't stop asking me that.



On the wedding ring front, I plan to use a Polo. Now I just need to find someone to marry.




I just thought of something else completely unrelated that I hate. When bands refer to their music as their "shit". Stop calling it your shit. It just doesn't sound right. Metallica - especially Lars Ulrich - are guilty of this.

I hate "skinny fat" people...you know, people who have scrawny arms, legs, but a heaping gut at the same time....make up your mind!! :hihi:

HEY F U BUDDY!!  I like my beer ok!   :'(


 :hihi:

If you have, call the Butterfield PI Helpline (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j-QfTKoea5Y&feature=related) !!

haha why am I not surprised?... :hihi:

political correctness

When People diss Bon Jovi :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

People that don't understand what politcal correctness (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1IYx4Bc6_eE) is.

I fully understand what political correctness is...and it is everything that he said it wasnt toward the end of his little speech...PC only applies to some people...which is why I fucking hate it...

what do you expect?  THey are a chick pop band(who I love)...but still

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=K21e7po1Sro (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=K21e7po1Sro)

If you can't be bothered to watch it all, at least watch from 3:00 - 4:00.

Actually, scratch that. Watch it all.

i hate my brain right now. i got a huge headache! ow......

I hate people who stand still on escalators or those people mover things in airports/casinos....lazy fat fucks...

Dammit Shadows, if it wasn't for that damn politics thing, we'd agree on everything!   :hihi:

I hate when people leave their irrigation systems on in the rain.  Also...

I hate when irresponsible people create an unintended child and then have the nerve to say, "Well, it was God's decision."  No, no it wasn't you irresponsible fucks.  One of you should have been on the pill, and the other should have been wearing protection...dammit people can be so stupid.  :rant:

i hate my guitar.

i hate life right now :crying:

Why?

haha well the good news is I wont be discussing politics again until late 2011/early2012....so we are safe till then... : ok:

people who ruin threads  ::)

 :hihi: well im laughing about it now but i had some bad luck yesterday

got it caught in the fly again?  ouch.  :nervous:

Ha! An '88 Escort was my 2nd car ever! Damn thing had more problems though......got me thru college at least.

excessivly negative people :hihi:


" i hate .. i hate i hate "

i'm one of those who have got it stuck in my fly :hihi:

I hate hate itself.

And, I hate this thread for that reason lol.  : ok:

but by hating hate, you are creating more hate which is exactly what you claim to hate.

you can fix this by loving hate, which would mean you also love this thread, which is promoting hate which you hate to love.

i guess your fucked either way ???

I think my entire response to this thread went straight over your head.

Thanks for trying.

I hate it when bands have names that sound more like album titles. Overly-long band names =  :no:.

kinda agree, depends if you can make it shorter so it sounds kinda cool or at least get a cool abbreviation..

but a band with a too long name and has a lame abbreviation is a swedish band called: the soundtrack of our lives which could be a cool record name as you said but even the abbreviation suck.. TSOOL :no: :hihi:

I actually have a list:

I hate...
 - Porridge
 - Not being mentally prepared
 - Romanticism
 - People who think shutting down nuclear powerplants is a good thing for the envoronment
 - Homophobics
 - Horses
 - Scientology
 - Photoshop abuse http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/
 - Sound of music
 - My neighbours dog, ?Molly?
 - Soccer
 - Midsummer
 - Peolpe who think it's called the theory of evolution because it's just a theory

I hate Dundee United
I hate Dundee too (they're shite)
I hate the Glasgow old firm
but St. Johnstone I love you
all together now.....

woah! i've never had porridge!

i hate being woken up early on my day off when i could've slept in!  :rant:

I hate those fuckers that walk really slowly infront of you! Arrrrgh!

that would be me :hihi:

i hate people that walk just behind you.. if you wanna walk faster just walk by me, i won't chase you down, just look at how slow i'm walking right now, fucking stalker :P

I knoww, but when you're in a city centre and it's crowded and you're in a rush and then there's just one fucker
(you apparantly) that's in your way walking slow.
You will be in my position one day!! :P

I hate bad vibes.

I hate people who drive behind me right on my ass for no apparent reason.

They could be drafting.

I hate the fact that it's the 21st century where we can send people into space and perform heart transplants yet we still have to lick our own damn envelopes. Why can't they all be those self-sticking kind?? At least invent something that makes them taste a bit better.

i hate having to go to work.

I hate that banks close at 4pm! Honestly how many people are done work before 4 o'clock?!?! I need a new bank card!!!!!!

^You could avoid this problem if you worked at the bank... :P


I hate parsnips. They are the devil's food.

how negative you people are 2 days before christmas  :hihi:

people who talk in movie theaters, and even worse, parents who bring fucking infants or small children to movies that they have no business bringing kids to  past 10pm on a Friday or Saturday night....fuck them...Nothing worse than kids making noise during a movie...

I hate Billy Mays commericals  :yes:

shoot em in the arm!

I hate supporting heartless fucking sports teams.

[yells at top of lungs] HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE SHITZAM! 

Do you think when Billy kicks off, God will just reach down with some industrial strength sponge or chamois and wipe him away?

He drives everyone nuts, he's so frickin loud, I hit the mute button :yes:

HI!  BILLY MAYS HERE FOR CHINESE DEMOCRACY!

IF YOU ORDER NOW, YOU NOT ONLY GET ONE COPY OF CHINESE DEMOCRACY, YOU GET:

THE VINYL LP!
A GLOW IN THE DARK CHINESE DEMOCRACY POSTER!
A BONUS PACK OF STICKERS!

AND, IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, I'LL SEND YOU A FIVE GALLON JUG OF OXY CLEAN!





(He's been hawking all sorts of products lately, not just those home cleaning agents.  I saw him do a commercial for a burger presser, WTF!!!!)

But I do enjoy his commercials, they make me feel alive.

Alive...homicidal...what's in a word?

I've never heard of this Billy May fellow but he sounds annoying already....

I hate those people with clipboards in the street who attempt to sign you up for their charity, or military or whatever the hell it is they're doing. Though it must feel pretty bad to have everyone you try to speak to walk past and say they're in a hurry or just ignore you. :hihi:

Billy Mays Greatest Hits

KABOOM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dvzgLXa-dI&feature=related

OXI CLEAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NNv2oiWdRU

BIG CITY SLIDER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KBXcpJfmj4&feature=related

BILLY MAYS MENTAL MELTDOWN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VrXmUmf8o&feature=related



And ESPN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_reTuUjnmM

yeah, Ive heard about people dying from that kinda stuff.
I hate the fucking drugdealers in the little park area close to where I live that has nothing better to do than to shout at each other or shoot fucking rabbits and ducks at any random point in the day or night.
can't go beat the shit outta them either, cos there's always at least 5 of them hanging together.

I hate beggars too, based on the fact that most of them in this city has more money then I do. it doesn't look very convincing when they're sitting there on the street leaning against (their own!) Mercedes, dressed in all Gucci and shit, trying to get money from the working people. (trust me, Ive been up and going to work early enough to see some of them pull into the street in their fancy car, parking it, and sitting down on the curb next to it with their begging cup placed next to them).
I usually say "fuck off!" quite loudly as I look them in the eyes if they try to verbally beg me.

^Why can't you call the cops?

Ah, he's one of those guys. I know them. The ones over here don't tend to shout as loud though....



As for the homeless thing... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=W3RowyhEwig (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=W3RowyhEwig)

i hate secondlife.

i hate doing dishes.

They "expire" rather quickly.

but your a woman...

done several times by us and all our neighbours. they put their stash between their balls, cos the cops aren't allowed to get that personal with the frisking without an outstanding warrant or something, and they dump their guns in the bushes or something.
they have managed to get rid of one gang that was sitting literally 10 meters outside my front door every day for a few weeks, popping pills, smoking weed and threthening everyone that passed. oh yeah, and also beating each other up.
maybe it helped that I went out one night after they were gone and dumped a shitload of used cat litter on all the benches they used. I'd rather have the stink than them.

That's rough, man.  Are you allowed to record them, so there's evidence?  I don't know what the rules are over there.

now you must die!  :P

^ hahaha, brilliant! ;D Im the one who do the dishes in this household actually :no:


Im not sure, but I wouldn't really be able to without them seeing me, I think. I thought about asking the pharmacist right next to us to out a camera up on the counter facing their way to record their shit, but if they had spotted it she would have gotten a lot more trouble from them than she already had.
anyway, they're not there anymore. but the ones in the park area are too hard to get rid off, so I just stay clear of them after dark and look forward to moving outta here in 6 months, hehe.

LOL. That's a stereo-type, you know.

She's a woman so therefore she has to do dishes. lol.

the flu

Tequila.

Amen.  :no:

I hate WORK!

Your just basically describing most people in NYC....Yet I understand many don't live there though, they just commute and do not care.  It could be worse in Tokyo the push the people into the subway cars with a stick.  This is so they can pack the train with people like a sardine can.  Talk about having no personal space.

You're crazy if you don't think this is normal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnjDr0aOsaU

Being accused of something u didn't do and nothing u say can make the person accusing u realize it.

^ I hate when folks refuse to admit what they did with that sheep was just wrong.   ;D

Yeah man that's some sick shit.  That is also one of the reasons for the NFL implementing the forward progress rule. :)

Finally, someone who understands me.

When you come out to Los Angeles, you can stay in the guesthouse.  You will also have a color TV, and you can sleep with my sister.

Kato Kaelin?

Ha Ha. Alright I'll bring Jr. for your sis though with opt out option if not hot or to young....

D says he'll do Kato in your guest house if that's OK??   :nervous:

i've met kato kaelin. he's very nice. :)

Well perhap he is?  You D and Kato maybe?   J/K

ha ha!

Getting a grape juice stain on your favorite shirt :rant:

I hate how the Rockband guitar doesn't click when you strum it, and how it definitely seems off as far as timing goes compared to the Guitar Hero games

I hate having to wait till March for the new Pestilence Albums.

I hate driving in the snow because it scares me.

I hate that I am out of Butter Pecan ice cream and it's snowing and I don't wanna drive.

You've got guardian angels.  (Knock on wood.)

I try and remember that, but I still have serious Post Traumatic Stress disorder!

After the black ice/spinout thing?

That was the start. The real anxiety came after a freak snowstorm  last Superbowl Sunday. We had 4 inches in 2 hours and there were no plows or salt and I was skidding doing 5 miles an hour. My friend who never gets scared driving in snow said that when she got home that night she threw up. So I take the CTA to work alot in the winter.

i hate people.  :rant:

Them's fightin' words...

I hate constantly having to fight

i hate the "5 dollar footlong commerical" for Subway...

Fuck yeah, that shit drives me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate ALL commercials.

"Fail!," Fail !!," "Epic Fail!"

FTW

LOLZ pizwned




I hate people who feel the need to type with a Scottish accent. You see it on people's Bebo profiles and it's like "aye man im gon tae gt pshed lol" Use some vowels for fuck's sake.

people who type Metallica as 'tallica

'tallica.

yes i hate the phrase 'tallica as well...But i have never heard anyone actually say it...just type it...

i've heard lars saying it : ok:

sitting by the computer, being bored, seeing that in 10 minutes something good will be on TV, then forgets about it and remembers it an hour and a half too late

I hate constantly having to fight to prove myself
I hate being too self-conscious, scared and unable to speak up for myself
I hate the fact that I have to rant on an online forum because I have no-one else I can talk to.

my co-worker.

I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right

Go to The Who for wisdom.

But...:

You gotta fight
For your right
To party

i hate not having enough milk for my cereal in the morning.  ::)

If you have to fight to party, you must be a terrible guest.  No wonder you're not getting any invites.