A "quote" for all occasions..(did I spell that right?)

[MCT]

"I like sheep..."


Used Illusions - every 5 minutes

 
..............funny shit man...........

[MCT]

Might as well dedicate one to SLCPUNK......you deserve it..........well done PUNK!!!!!!!

"Beware of false prophets, which come to
you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they
are ravening wolves."

MATTHEW 7:15
_______________________________________________

According to the Bible. someone is a fool if he/she does the following:

-are clamorous.......simple, and knoweth nothing

-Hideth hatred with lying lips and uttereth a slander

-Thinks it is a sport to do mischief

-Uttereth all his mind (Like I always say...."let your feelings slip.....but never your mask")

-Walketh in darkness

-Foldeth his hands together and eateth his own flesh (ok so you're probably not a cannibal....I'll let ya away with that one)


.........................."the prating fool shall fall"..........................

DISCLAIMER: "MCT IS NOT RELIGIOUS"

EDIT: well, might as well admit, that by my own definition (meaning the Biblical definition.....the one I posted) I'm a fool myself.........because I certainly think it's a sport to do mischief.........

[MCT]

This is something that a friend of mine made up and posted on his site...........He's a GNR freak.......but not a member of this board..........I thought some ppl might get a kick out of it......so here it is..........(And the best part of it, is that I can "quote" my buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!) whooo hooo!

btw......it's a parody of "November Rain"......and me, him and another guy (we're all in the "Gradguys" pic) play competitive paintball......and we need to upgrade our markers..........

"Boys, time to get new guns.. The ZXS 400's are goin' outta style. Here's a little motivation:"

When I look in to your eyes
Looks like your gun gives you a shame
And fellas, when I hold it
Dont you know I feel the same

Gonna use those guns forever?
I feel a dire need for a change
And its hard to hold a candle
To the good guns that are playin'

You've had them for such a long long time
Tryin' to inflict some pain
Yes, bruises sometimes come, then
bruises sometimes show
but no one's really sure if it hurts them all the same
Your guns are "tame"

And yes I take this time
To tell you in my rhyme
I would rest assured if you had better firin'
All the time

So if you want to join here
then fellas, dont refrain
So why dont you end up walkin'
In to front line to be payin'?

Do you need some time....for info?
Or do you need some time... to get the dough?
Ooooh everybody needs time time, dont you know
Ooooh dont ya know you need some time, to get the dough

I know its hard to keep 3 hundred bucks
And frontline is sometimes hard to get to
But if you could pay tom bi-weekly
Wouldnt he give it all to you?
Whoooaa oh oh ohhhhh oh oh ohhh....

And when your gun is owned, boys
and shadows still remain
you know as well as i do
the ZXS it is to blaaaame
So never mind the prices
I'm sure we'll all find a way
Skill will never prosper
If you're usin that gun to be playin'


AWALL.......................

[MCT]

MCT on "Why MCT doesn't have a girlfriend":

"If a girl is stupid enough to go out with me, then she's too stupid for me anyway"

[MCT]

"Once a fella met a fella in a can of beans,
said a fella to a fella can a fella tell a fella what a fella means"? - MCT's old man........

[MCT]

"If I die before I learn to speak, can money pay for all the days I lived awake but half asleep"?

PRIMITIVE RADIO GODS............................

[Drew]

"We do not have future. For everyone the perfect future it is death. Our only good it is the present, the minute even; that which follows is not already any more with us."

- Jean Giono

[MCT]

This one is for all the religious advocates in the Animal Cruelty thread................

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh" - Voltaire.

[MCT]

MCT's sister on MCT:

"You're some idiot"

[loretian]

I don't know who said this quote, but it's a good one:

Sometimes I live in the country,
And sometimes I live in town.
And sometimes I have a great notion,
To jump in the river and drown.

[loretian]

This one is a great bible verse, and I think someone's signature from this board... I don't remember who though....

God chose those whom the world considers absurd to shame the wise (1 Corinthians 1:27)

[MCT]

God chose those whom the world considers absurd to shame the wise

The perfect feel-good medicine for a loser. Thank (God) for that.....lol

[loretian]

The perfect feel-good medicine for a loser. Thank (God) for that.....lol

Indeed.. and your response was quite the poison!  

[Prometheus]

how bout these apples Lo


..the meek shall inheriet the earth, and teh first shall be last and the last shall be first


hmmm sooo that would mean that because i dont follow relgion (organized) i am teh meek, and because im most certainly will be the last to beleive that GOD has "Created" everything, then i will get to pick out my seat first at the angels vs demons foot ball game? (go with you own local meaning for football as i love both sports)

[Prometheus]

and

the lord givith and the lord shal takith away


hell that must mean if he give me the seat i want  hes going to take it for himself.


oh oh and my personal favorite

the lord works in mysterious ways

hell what a great concept, i should use that one when someone asks me about why i done something.. LOL

god thats rich

[The New Fiona Apple]

Here's one about school by one of the great Scholars of our time:

"School is a place where youre supposed to learn how to comunicate better, but all they keep saying is 'stop talking!'"

-Gallagher



Yes, The New Fiona Apple has reached a new all time low,
quoting Gallagher.

Andrew Dice Clay can't be too far behind.

 

[The New Fiona Apple]

How about I quote a timeless song by some of the great minds of our time? The 1985 Chicago Bears!!!!!!!

Chorus:
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start not trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Walter Payton:
Well, they call me Sweetness,
And I like to dance.
Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.
We've had the goal since training camp
To give Chicago a Super Bowl Champ.
And we're not doin' this
Because we're greedy.
The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy.
We didn't come here to look for trouble,
We just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Willie Gault
This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class.
I like runnin' but i love to get the pass.
I practice all day and dance all night,
I got to get ready for the Sunday fight.
Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl,
I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.
There's not one here that does it like me,
My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.
Mike Singletary
I'm Samurai Mike I stop'em cold.
Part of the defense, big and bold,
I've been jammin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's right and settin' the style,
Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle
(Repeat Chorus)
Jim McMahon
I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon.
When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.
I just throw my body all over the field.
I can't dance, but I can throw the pill.
I motivate the cats, I like to tease.
I play so cool, I aim to please.
That's why you all got here on the double
To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Otis Wilson
I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind.
The ladies all love me
For my body and my mind.
I'm slick on the floor as I can be
But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
Some guys are jealous
Of my style and class,
That's why some end up on their -,
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just get down to The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Steve Fuller
They say Jimbo is our man.
If Jimmy can't do it, I sure can.
This is Steve, and it's no wonder
I run like lightnin', pass like thunder.
So bring on Atlanta, bring on Dallas,
This is for Mike and Papa Bear Halas.
I'm not here to feather his ruffle,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Mike Richardson
I'm L.A. Mike, and I play it cool.
They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.
I fly on the field and get on down.
Everybody knows I don't mess around.
I can break'em, shake'em,
Any time of day.
I like to steal it and make 'em pay,
So please don't cry to beat my hustle
'Cause I'm just here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
(Repeat Chorus)
Richard Dent
The sackman's comin', I'm your man Dent.
if the quarterback's slow,
He's gonna get bent.
We stop the run, we stop the pass,
I like to dump guys on their -.
We love to play for the world's best fans,
You better start makin'
Your Super Bowl plans.
But don't get ready or go to any trouble
Unless you practice
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Gary Fencik
It's Gary here, and I'm Mr.Clean.
They call me "hit man,"
Don't know what they mean.
They throw it long and watch me run,
I'm on my man, one-on-one.
Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone,
That's why they call us the 46 zone.
Come on everybody let's scream and yell,
We're goin' to do the Shuffle,
Then ring your bell.
William Perry[/b
]You're lookin' at the Fridge,
I'm the rookie.
I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie.
You've seen me hit, you've seen me run,
When I kick and pass, we'll have more fun.
I can dance, you will see
The others, they all learn from me.
I don't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
(Repeat Chorus)


Well, I just reach another all time low.  

[The New Fiona Apple]

Walter Payton:
Well, they call me Sweetness,
And I like to dance.
Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.

But Sadly, running the ball was not like making romance to Walter Payton as "The Sweetness" passed away from Cancer in 1999.

 

[MCT]

SKY72/When asked in the Pet Peeve thread, if his penis really WAS that small, and if it really was a pet peeve of his:

"Fuck off.........."

[MCT]

This one will be dedicated to Chris Misfit..........

"A monk is a moose"