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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.?
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.?
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.?
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.?
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris never played with rubber ducks in the bathtub. His 3 favorite bath toys consisted of a radio, a toaster, and a middle aged Vietnamese man.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep.
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Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.?
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.
A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats.
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.?
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.?
Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris keeps his ID on the bottom of his right foot. Nobody ever asks him for his ID.
Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.
Chuck Norris once finished "The Song that Never Ends".
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
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Quote from: CHINESE DEMOCRACY eventually on June 30, 2007, 09:20:59 PM
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only been posted about 10 000 times before, congratulations
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only been posted about 10 000 times before, congratulations
That's what I was thinking at first, then I started reading them and couldn't stop until the end
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heres a chuck norris fact y'all havnt heard:
BRUCE LEE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM IN "WAY OF THE DRAGON"
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The Chuck Norris stuff was just ripped from Bill Brasky anyhow! Now Brasky facts, those are friggen funny!!
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heres a chuck norris fact y'all havnt heard:
BRUCE LEE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM IN "WAY OF THE DRAGON"
Because the real scene in which he killed Bruce Lee was just too brutal to show.
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Quote from: Axlfreek on June 30, 2007, 11:32:30 PM
heres a chuck norris fact y'all havnt heard:
BRUCE LEE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM IN "WAY OF THE DRAGON"
Where is Bruce Lee now??
I hadn't read some of these before, like the heart attack and the one about drowning a fish.
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Brings it all back - watching Chuck Norris videos in the 80s on BETA!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts
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chuch norris has aids
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chuch norris has aids
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chuch norris has aids
hey! no jokes in this thread
its a fact...
anyone see the video of chuck norris reading these jokes-- its terrible.
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Quote from: CheapJon on July 01, 2007, 06:28:32 PM
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chuch norris has aids
hey!? no jokes in this thread
its a fact...
the fact is that he don't have aids, but can give it to people anyway
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
jesus, this is fucking hilarious!!
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When the bogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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Quote from: Guns_and_Chad on July 01, 2007, 08:53:32 PM
When the bogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
that one has always been my favorite.
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Too much information about a guy who is short.
Can't imagine that too many people care about Chuck Norris, a relic from the 1980s.
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I still firmly believe this was popularized by Conan O'Brien and myself. All others are followers. Besides, the joke's worn thin. Time to move on to the
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Um, who's that guy?
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That's Bruce "The Man" Campbell. 'Nuff said
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my stepdad was waiting for a bus at our local bus station sometime last year and some japanese tourists collared him asking if they could take his photo and have theirs taken with him because he looks like Chuck Norris.
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Quote from: Guns_and_Chad on July 01, 2007, 08:53:32 PM
When the bogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
that one has always been my favorite.
No, Chuck Norris has always been your favourite.
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Quote from: CHINESE DEMOCRACY eventually on June 30, 2007, 09:20:59 PM
who the hell thinks of this crap?
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Chuck Norris does. Now you've made him angry by calling it crap. You have 7 seconds to self destruct or Chuck Norris is going to show up and kick your ass!
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Quote from: Gunner80 on June 30, 2007, 10:26:22 PM
This CN crap is getting old!!
You shouldn't call Chuck Norris old. You'll get him angry. The Hulk once got Chuck Norris angry. The Hulk didn't like Chuck Norris when he was angry....because Chuck kicked the Hullks ass.
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Quote from: Axlfreek on June 30, 2007, 11:32:30 PM
heres a chuck norris fact y'all havnt heard:
BRUCE LEE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM IN "WAY OF THE DRAGON"
Bruce was helping Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris was constipated. Afterwards, Chuck thanked Bruce and they went on an ass kicking spree together. Bruce could not handle the carnage and died. Chuck lived.
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Quote from: judaskennedy on July 01, 2007, 06:25:04 PM
chuch norris has aids
He DID have aids...but Chuck Norris scared them away.
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Too much information about a guy who is short.
Can't imagine that too many people care about Chuck Norris, a relic from the 1980s.
I could go on and on about how Chuck Norris is not a relic, but I'm not supposed to respond to you......so I guess I can't even warn you that Chuck NORRIS IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND ABOUT TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!
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Quote from: nightrain_jh on July 02, 2007, 09:00:11 AM
my stepdad was waiting for a bus at our local bus station sometime last year and some japanese tourists collared him asking if they could take his photo and have theirs taken with him because he looks like Chuck Norris.
Your step dad is one lucky guy....but can he kick ass like Chuck Norris? No, I didn't think so.
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All GNR songs were actually recorded by Chuck Norris. He sang and played all the instruments. At the same time. He credited them to Guns N' Roses as a favour. 'Appetite For Destruction' got its name from a Chuck Norris cook book.
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Hey, isn't Chuck Norris Polish!!
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Quote from: stolat on July 02, 2007, 10:10:20 PM
Hey, isn't Chuck Norris Polish!!
Indeed, Chuck Norris released his own brand of polish this month. It cleans all dirt and can defeat an army within seconds.
If you were referring to his nationality, Chuck Norris is from wherever he wants to be from.
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Re: 100 facts about Chuck Norris
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Quote from: pilferk on July 02, 2007, 01:28:33 PM
Quote from: Krispy Kreme on July 01, 2007, 09:43:01 PM
Too much information? about a guy who is short.?
Can't imagine that too many people? care about Chuck Norris, a relic from the 1980s.
I could go on and on about how Chuck Norris is not a relic, but I'm not supposed to respond to you......so I guess I can't even warn you that Chuck NORRIS IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND ABOUT TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!
If you promise to be really nice to me, I will take you off probation.?
I turned around to look but only saw some short guy gesticulating widely in the air. Freak show. So I moved on.
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Re: 100 facts about Chuck Norris
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TIMOTHY!! have you not seen this thread???
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Re: 100 facts about Chuck Norris
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Quote from: Krispy Kreme on July 03, 2007, 10:24:59 PM
Quote from: pilferk on July 02, 2007, 01:28:33 PM
Quote from: Krispy Kreme on July 01, 2007, 09:43:01 PM
Too much information? about a guy who is short.?
Can't imagine that too many people? care about Chuck Norris, a relic from the 1980s.
I could go on and on about how Chuck Norris is not a relic, but I'm not supposed to respond to you......so I guess I can't even warn you that Chuck NORRIS IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND ABOUT TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!
If you promise to be really nice to me, I will take you off probation.?
I turned around? to look but only saw some short? guy gesticulating? widely in the air. Freak show. So I moved on.?
Chuck Norris don't gesticulate. He testiculates.
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Re: 100 facts about Chuck Norris
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Quote from: BlowUpYourVideo on July 04, 2007, 06:08:25 PM
Quote from: Krispy Kreme on July 03, 2007, 10:24:59 PM
Quote from: pilferk on July 02, 2007, 01:28:33 PM
Quote from: Krispy Kreme on July 01, 2007, 09:43:01 PM
Too much information? about a guy who is short.?
Can't imagine that too many people? care about Chuck Norris, a relic from the 1980s.
I could go on and on about how Chuck Norris is not a relic, but I'm not supposed to respond to you......so I guess I can't even warn you that Chuck NORRIS IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND ABOUT TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!
If you promise to be really nice to me, I will take you off probation.?
I turned around? to look but only saw some short? guy gesticulating? widely in the air. Freak show. So I moved on.?
Chuck Norris don't gesticulate. He testiculates.
I like it you...
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Go go Google, type "find Chuck Norris" and hit "I'm feeling lucky"
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Quote from: MadmanDan on February 11, 2008, 06:04:08 PM
Go go Google, type "find Chuck Norris" and hit "I'm feeling lucky"
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