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« on: December 24, 2005, 12:24:13 AM »
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
No Chinese Democracy CD.

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Two former band members lawsuits,
and no Chinese Democracy CD.

On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Three mobs and riots,
Two former band members lawsuits,
and no Chinese Democracy CD.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Four years of silence,
Three mobs and riots,
Two former band members lawsuits,
and no Chinese Democracy CD.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Five lawyers on retainer!
Four years of silence,
Three mobs and riots,
Two former band members lawsuits,
and no Chinese Democracy CD.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Six years of waiting,
Five lawyers on retainer!
Four years of silence,
Three mobs and riots,
Two former band members lawsuits,
and no Chinese Democracy CD.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Seven current members of Guns N? Roses that know nuthin?,
Six years of waiting,
Five lawyers on retainer!
Four years of silence,
Three mobs and riots,
Two former band members lawsuits,
and no Chinese Democracy CD.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Eight brilliant epics in the can that will never be heard,
Seven current members of Guns N? Roses that know nuthin?,
Six years of waiting,
Five lawyers on retainer!
Four years of silence,
Three mobs and riots,
Two former band members lawsuits,
and no Chinese Democracy CD.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Nine years since Slash left,
Eight brilliant epics in the can that will never be heard,
Seven current members of Guns N? Roses that know nuthin?,
Six years of waiting,
Five lawyers on retainer!
Four years of silence,
Three mobs and riots
Two former band members lawsuits,
and no Chinese Democracy CD.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Ten former members,
Nine years since Slash left,
Eight brilliant epics in the can that will never be heard,
Seven current members of Guns N? Roses that know nuthin?,
Six years of waiting,
Five lawyers on retainer!
Four years of silence,
Three mobs and riots,
Two former band members lawsuits,
and no Chinese Democracy CD.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Eleven French Maids cleaning up after Axl?s tantrum,
Ten former members,
Nine years since Slash left,
Eight brilliant epics in the can that will never be heard,
Seven current members of Guns N? Roses that know nuthin?,
Six years of waiting,
Five lawyers on retainer!
Four years of silence,
Three mobs and riots,
Two former band members lawsuits,
and no Chinese Democracy CD.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Twelve million dollars in the hole advanced for the new album,
Eleven French Maids cleaning up after Axl?s tantrum,
Ten former members,
Nine years since Slash left,
Eight brilliant epics in the can that will never be heard ,
Seven current members of Guns N? Roses that know nuthin?,
Six years of waiting,
Five lawyers on retainer!
Four years of silence,
Three mobs and riots,
Two former band members lawsuits,
and no Chinese Democracy CD.
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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2005, 12:30:17 AM »
Hey, that's pretty funny-creative and amusing. Good work! beer
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2005, 12:46:24 AM »
Well done Richard  rofl

My stomach hurts from laughing, and heres hoping Axl reads this and has Ho Ho Ho laugh himself hihi
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2005, 12:49:35 AM »
thats fuckin awesome !
good work !
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2005, 12:53:23 AM »
I love it  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2005, 02:38:04 AM »
I dont see how it was funny, but it was cool
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2005, 04:49:41 AM »
Quote from: Fire Away on December 24, 2005, 02:38:04 AM
I dont see how it was funny, but it was cool

I do. Sometimes the truth is funny

great work
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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2005, 05:28:49 AM »
HAHA!  Oh thats good.  Wowah.  I do not have the juices flowing in me to make something like that up - nice!!  ok
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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2005, 07:08:33 AM »
Bravo!  ok


Happy Holidays!
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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2005, 07:16:52 AM »
you've goy too much time on your hands!
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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2005, 08:38:16 AM »
Quote from: fesxine on December 24, 2005, 07:16:52 AM
you've goy too much time on your hands!

Well, I'm half Jewish, so that only makes me a half goy.
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2005, 10:46:26 AM »
Not bad Nixon, Axl may not like it but who really gives a shit at this point
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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2005, 11:28:09 AM »
Wow you combined mikeguliana and scrooge.

Neither even remotely funny or original, you really have entirely too much time on your hands that you should maybe dedicate to a worthwhile cause.
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2005, 12:21:32 PM »
Quote from: rainX on December 24, 2005, 11:28:09 AM
Wow you combined mikeguliana and scrooge.

Neither even remotely funny or original, you really have entirely too much time on your hands that you should maybe dedicate to a worthwhile cause.

Well if you don't like it why don't you make up your own parody instead of criticizing the work of others
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« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2005, 12:22:49 PM »
 ok Good job. Was that you in my street singing Christmas Carols? I swear i heard Axl the red-headed reindeer  Huh
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« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2005, 01:31:41 PM »




That was great lazy time  ok
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« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2005, 02:22:59 PM »
Although a Good tune, after singing it a whole day and hearing the lyrics for bloody a year n three quarters, now I'm sick of it. Can't you make another one with 'Rudoulph The Red Nosed Reindeer  'like evo said Undecided
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« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2005, 03:05:00 PM »
Well, I don't want to steal all the classics for myself...I'm sure there are other great wits on the board that could do a fine job at making another parody.
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« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2005, 03:40:36 PM »
Quote from: RichardNixon on December 24, 2005, 03:05:00 PM
I'm sure there are other great wits on the board that could do a fine job at making another parody.

Sounds like a challenge to me  Cheesy
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« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2005, 11:38:42 PM »
That's awesome!!!  Thanks.  It was great.
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« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2005, 02:16:53 AM »
So True....so so true!
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« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2005, 04:56:33 PM »
heh

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« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2005, 05:57:12 PM »
Quote from: RichardNixon on December 24, 2005, 03:05:00 PM
Well, I don't want to steal all the classics for myself...I'm sure there are other great wits on the board that could do a fine job at making another parody.

As sang to the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Axl the redhead rock star
Has a very big ego
Just ask his former bandmates
They will even say it's so

All of the music business,
tends to laugh and call him names
Tried to tour a while in '02,
although it went up in flames

On one drunk and sloppy night,
Slash was heard to say
"Axl with your huge ego,
just shut up and play the show!"

Then all the fans did love him,
now it's just wait and see
Axl the redhead rock star,
won't release Democracy
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« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2005, 06:08:37 PM »
Nice, though maybe short a verse.
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« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2005, 06:18:57 PM »
Quote from: RichardNixon on December 26, 2005, 06:08:37 PM
Nice, though maybe short a verse.

Only familiar with the 4 verse version here, never heard the 5 verse mega mix...
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« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2005, 09:30:46 PM »
haha

 Cheesy

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« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2005, 01:03:01 AM »
it was not funny.... on one of those days of christmas you should have gotten a life. 
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« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2005, 01:53:25 AM »
Quote from: Falcon on December 26, 2005, 05:57:12 PM
Quote from: RichardNixon on December 24, 2005, 03:05:00 PM
Well, I don't want to steal all the classics for myself...I'm sure there are other great wits on the board that could do a fine job at making another parody.

As sang to the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Axl the redhead rock star
Has a very big ego
Just ask his former bandmates
They will even say it's so

All of the music business,
tends to laugh and call him names
Tried to tour a while in '02,
although it went up in flames

On one drunk and sloppy night,
Slash was heard to say
"Axl with your huge ego,
just shut up and play the show!"

Then all the fans did love him,
now it's just wait and see
Axl the redhead rock star,
won't release Democracy



Ohh hell yes!!!!  I love that one!!!!!!
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« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2005, 10:58:52 PM »
Quote from: AxlFink on December 27, 2005, 01:03:01 AM
it was not funny.... on one of those days of christmas you should have gotten a life. 

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« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2005, 12:14:44 PM »
Kudos. That one is pretty good. Cool
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« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2005, 01:02:11 PM »
Quote from: AxlFink on December 27, 2005, 01:03:01 AM
it was not funny.... on one of those days of christmas you should have gotten a life.?

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