I hate (fill in the blank)

[freedom78]

while we are on the topic of children...the term "play-date" is something I could certainly do without...

That reminds me.  I hate "time-out".  Your fucking kid is misbehaving.  She was misbehaving last year at our family Christmas.  Time out didn't work, after a full year of implementation.  Time to fucking jack that kid.

Ok...maybe no punching.  But a good shaking might be in order.

We have a generation of "time out" babies on our hands and they have no respect for anyone because their parents were too big of pussies to demand any.

[Thorned Rose]

I hate Jimmie Johnson

I hate the Detroit Red Wings

I hate Les Miles

[Dr. Blutarsky]

The guy in line in front of me who likes to start a long drawn out conversation with the sandwich guy  and I've got 10 minutes to order & eat lunch so I won't be late for my next client.

[freedom78]

Grocery store check writers.

[Dead N' Bloated]

Soccer

The Veronicas

Light Beer


 

[The Dog]

Hipsters

[Bodhi]

I hate hardcore fans of college sports teams when A. they never went to the school and B. they live nowhere in the vicinity of that college....for example a hardcore Florida State fan from New Jersey who never went to Florida State...

[Bodhi]

People who talk during a movie. 

also people who bring their fucking 9 month old infants to movies...especially late movies...I shit you not, when I went to a 11:00pm showing for "The Dark Knight" the guy behind me brought his BABY!!!  who cried during the beginning but finally shut up....

[Dr. Blutarsky]

Light Beer

I do too, but oddly find myself drinking it when that is all there is.

[Dr. Blutarsky]

People who talk during a movie. 

also people who bring their fucking 9 month old infants to movies...especially late movies...I shit you not, when I went to a 11:00pm showing for "The Dark Knight" the guy behind me brought his BABY!!!  who cried during the beginning but finally shut up....

 You have to feel sorry for the child with parents like that.

[Smoking Guns]

People who talk during a movie. 

also people who bring their fucking 9 month old infants to movies...especially late movies...I shit you not, when I went to a 11:00pm showing for "The Dark Knight" the guy behind me brought his BABY!!!  who cried during the beginning but finally shut up....

I get so pissed off during movies.. Also, eat your fucking loud ass pop corn during explosions, but during quiet parts, try to be quiet... And even with all the warnings, there are the people that leave their ringer on the phone on on and some will answer the fucking thing and talk during the movie.

[Dr. Blutarsky]

People who talk during a movie. 

also people who bring their fucking 9 month old infants to movies...especially late movies...I shit you not, when I went to a 11:00pm showing for "The Dark Knight" the guy behind me brought his BABY!!!  who cried during the beginning but finally shut up....

I get so pissed off during movies.. Also, eat your fucking loud ass pop corn during explosions, but during quiet parts, try to be quiet... And even with all the warnings, there are the people that leave their ringer on the phone on on and some will answer the fucking thing and talk during the movie.

I went off on some kid for doing that once, dumbass was having a full conversation on a cell phone during the movie.

[The Dog]

People who talk during a movie. 

also people who bring their fucking 9 month old infants to movies...especially late movies...I shit you not, when I went to a 11:00pm showing for "The Dark Knight" the guy behind me brought his BABY!!!  who cried during the beginning but finally shut up....

I get so pissed off during movies.. Also, eat your fucking loud ass pop corn during explosions, but during quiet parts, try to be quiet... And even with all the warnings, there are the people that leave their ringer on the phone on on and some will answer the fucking thing and talk during the movie.

its amazing how often the cell phone thing happens.  i hate when people text during a movie too, not as bad as taking a call, but really, your friend can't wait 1-2 hours to get a text back!??!?!

[Dead N' Bloated]

Light Beer

I do too, but oddly find myself drinking it when that is all there is.

If I don't have full strength grog and someone offers me a light I'll go without. Makes me so bloated and feeling crook.


I also hate "trendy girls". As in "I'll wear a GN'R shirt because they are the "thing" at the moment but I don't know a anothing about them. Those kid of girls I could choke to death.

I'm not sexist because I'd do the same to blokes that do the same.


 

[D]

Oh fuck, the texting thing kills me.

cause u will be in the middle and they will be a few rows down, especially in the stadium seating, and their phone will have a bright ass screen that bout blinds u everytime they open it to text.

I came -- this close to throwing a piece of ice and nailing the bastard in the skull.

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

I hate Jimmie Johnson

He's better than Kyle Busch you lazy paraquat.

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

hmm...maybe i should have have titled the thread "annoying things" instead of "hate."

here is another one....I hate cars with "baby on board" signs in the window...What? now im definitely NOT supposed to get into an accident with you? or is that an excuse for why you drive like a moron?

It's true then.

All old men hate babies.

And complain about everything!

haha yes it is...in another 6-7 years when you reach my old age you will see....

You should embrace your old age.

Women are into "distinguished" men.

I hate old men who think they are young and try to keep up with the young, healthy, vibrant men in their lives.

[freedom78]

Porno ass zits. 

[AxlsMainMan]

People who don't say "thank you" when you hold the door for them.

Uptight people staring at you like your a devil-worshipper for having long hair.

People in front of you who take forever to merge into the turning lane.

People who park in front of stop signs.

People who stop in the road to have a conversation with someone on the sidewalk.

[Thorned Rose]

People that aren't sports fans but try to hang on and make themselves one.


People that are rednecks and have balls hanging from their truck.

Trucks that try to pass you and rev their engine up