51. Rub it in thier faces that Halford was gay
52. Ask them how many brain cells they killed while headbanging.
53. Call every metal front man with long hair a "scruffy gorilla"
54. Ask them whats the point of lyrics if you can't understand what thier saying.
55. What ever happened to Vivian Campel?
56. Invite them to a pop-punk concert with you.
57. Tell them that you absolutely love that rap song with the Crazy Train sample.
58. Pantara wasn't a band, they were drunk hobos that got locked in a recording studio.
59. Tell them they'll go deaf if they continue listening to metal. Then reply to everything they say with a loud "Whaaat?"
60. Ask if they've ever heard of this great new band: The Darkness
haha! Nice ones,
N.I.B. (Nativity In Black, the Sabbath song? Rockin'! *headbangs*)
61. Keep insinuating that Ozzy has 'sold out'.