Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Off Topic => The Jungle => Topic started by: MCT on March 20, 2005, 03:15:47 PM



Title: Save Toby!
Post by: MCT on March 20, 2005, 03:15:47 PM
http://www.savetoby.com/

(http://www.savetoby.com/i/toby1.jpg)

Welcome,

Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don?t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that?s for sure.

Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.

I don?t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny?s cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.

(http://www.savetoby.com/i/toby2.jpg)

only YOU have the power to Save Toby


Title: Re: Save Toby!
Post by: *Izzy* on March 20, 2005, 03:20:38 PM
I love rabbit with curry sauce and fried rice, I wouldn't ever kill one myself though? : ok:

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:


Title: Re: Save Toby!
Post by: MCT on March 20, 2005, 03:29:18 PM
I love rabbit with curry sauce and fried rice,

Me too!

I wouldn't ever kill one myself though?

Me either!

: ok:

Fuck yeah! - (: ok:)

:smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

 :smoking: MCT  :smoking:

On a serious note though, I tried rabbit a few years back and decided that aside from my mental palpitations regarding said rodent, I didn't like the taste.





Title: Re: Save Toby!
Post by: *Izzy* on March 20, 2005, 04:58:37 PM
On a serious note though, I tried rabbit a few years back and decided that aside from my mental palpitations regarding said rodent, I didn't like the taste.
I think it tastes nearly the exact same as chicken

:smoking: MCT :smoking:
I like ya style

:smoking: Izzy? :smoking:


Title: Re: Save Toby!
Post by: Sterlingdog on March 20, 2005, 05:33:38 PM
Just so no one takes this seriously:

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp


Title: Re: Save Toby!
Post by: Jim on March 20, 2005, 06:01:27 PM
Fuck sake, you could have posted that before I donated $50.


Title: Re: Save Toby!
Post by: White_Lady on April 15, 2005, 02:06:51 PM
this has been posted so many times on a variety of different boards, personally i think what this guy is doing is totally sick, some may see it as a joke or whatever but there are people that will take it very seriousley which isnt fair on them to toy with their emotions just make sure you dont donate to this sick deluded freak


Title: Re: Save Toby!
Post by: Jessica on April 15, 2005, 02:20:58 PM
Fuck sake, you could have posted that before I donated $50.

awww


Really wanted to save that little rabbit now did you ?  :hihi: :-*


Title: Re: Save Toby!
Post by: MCT on April 15, 2005, 09:41:33 PM
this has been posted so many times on a variety of different boards, personally i think what this guy is doing is totally sick, some may see it as a joke or whatever but there are people that will take it very seriousley which isnt fair on them to toy with their emotions just make sure you dont donate to this sick deluded freak

Echoing the sentiments of Jimbo (used illusions) toward another untoward post, allow me to say:

Thanks for the heads-up! : ok:!