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Music videos you simply can't stand.Share them so entire HTGTH can vomit on them! David Bowie & Mick Jagger - Dancing In The Street More utterly and horridly TASTELESS than plain bad, this video defines why 80's was horrible, horrible era. More homoerotic than Top Gun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KNrH4hNnPM&search=dancing%20in%20the%20streetNine inch nails - Only Uncreative, pretentiously artistic Apple? commercial. It's like making a 6 minute video from all the product placements in I, Robot, and throwing some nin tunes in the backround. Song itself rules though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD-69t3vsfY&search=only%20nine%20inch%20nails
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2006, 06:56:59 PM » |
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hahahahah dancing in the street bowie and jagger
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Dancing in the Street . . . Gimme a break!
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2006, 03:56:52 AM » |
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Yeah...Dancing in the streets is pretty gay....and both Bowie and Jagger are dressed like pinatas
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2006, 09:32:37 AM » |
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The video was obviously inspired by herb ritts' "wicked game"
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One of the worst I've ever seen is Ring My Bell by Colette... oh god that was awful... I mean awful seriously... I actually doubt anyone remembers it.
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2006, 10:06:28 AM » |
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Seriously guys, try this one. The artist and title are shown at the start, and yes, it is real. Wait till it gets about 70 seconds in.
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Seriously guys, try this one. The artist and title are shown at the start, and yes, it is real. Wait till it gets about 70 seconds in. "That was 4 minutes and 17 seconds of my life that I want back."
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2006, 04:54:13 PM » |
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No offense, but the Estranged video sucks. The song's pretty good, but the video blows.
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2006, 06:01:59 PM » |
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hmm what about coolest music video ever? estranged
worst? idk
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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2006, 06:03:04 PM » |
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No offense, but the Estranged video sucks. The song's pretty good, but the video blows.
total cheesefest you want a cheesy music video. motley crues looks to kill video, its like motley crue are wasteland warriors who fight xena, its hilarious.
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I thought "Too young to fall in love" by Motley Crue was shit. Im sure those guys watch it back now and get a bit red faced about what theyre wearing.
Bon jovi have had some crappy vids, een though i enjoyed the songs.
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« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2006, 06:29:37 AM » |
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some of the crue's videos were cheesy and awful!!
looks that kill sucks the video i mean
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« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2006, 01:05:37 PM » |
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I think November Rain is one of the worst videos ever. What was Axl's insane ego thinking??? Just fucking ridiculous.
But I like the Slash solo part.
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« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2006, 01:07:40 PM » |
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I think November Rain is one of the worst videos ever. What was Axl's insane ego thinking??? Just fucking ridiculous.
But I like the Slash solo part.
You hate NR more than Estranged? There's a first.
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« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2006, 01:14:42 PM » |
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I think November Rain is one of the worst videos ever. What was Axl's insane ego thinking??? Just fucking ridiculous.
But I like the Slash solo part.
You hate NR more than Estranged? There's a first. Lol, I cant actually remember the Estranged vid - doesnt it have Axl jumping off an aircraft carrier and then swimming with dolphins??!!? If so, I reckon my last withered shreds of respect for that clown have just snapped.
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« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2006, 01:20:36 PM » |
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Seriously guys, try this one. The artist and title are shown at the start, and yes, it is real. Wait till it gets about 70 seconds in. man that was a good laugh
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The November Rain video si a masterpiece for me, especially Slash' solo outside the church, that has to be one of the greatest moments in a music video.
But the Estranged video takes it too far, good song but the video is a totally over the top. Axl jumping off a aircraft carrier and then swimming with dolphins! It's far too bloated.
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« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2006, 08:22:38 PM » |
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Seriously guys, try this one. The artist and title are shown at the start, and yes, it is real. Wait till it gets about 70 seconds in. man that was a good laugh haha:) Her name is Jan Terri. She has actually opened for Marilyn Manson around 1998. She can also be seen on Manson's God is in the tv -documentary. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ8lf1CugMk&search=jan%20terriBet my arm and a leg you didn't see that one coming:D
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Dio - Holy DiverThis video is really kick ass except for when Ronnie James Dio is trying to "act" - it totally ruins a good clip. Apart from that it would be a classic. The editing, costumes and shot framing is really good.
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Seriously guys, try this one. The artist and title are shown at the start, and yes, it is real. Wait till it gets about 70 seconds in. man that was a good laugh haha:) Her name is Jan Terri. She has actually opened for Marilyn Manson around 1998. She can also be seen on Manson's God is in the tv -documentary. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ8lf1CugMk&search=jan%20terriBet my arm and a leg you didn't see that one coming:D yeah saw that one coming..... cut 'em off no fuckin way i did.. open for manson haha he must have joked when he had her or lost a bet or something.. if not he msut be the nicest man on the world trying to help her get some fans
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« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2006, 05:12:12 AM » |
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No offense, but the Estranged video sucks. The song's pretty good, but the video blows.
R' u tryin' to say its the worst, your off ya fk'n head!!! a few Bowie clips
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« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2006, 05:43:29 PM » |
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No offense, but the Estranged video sucks. The song's pretty good, but the video blows.
R' u tryin' to say its the worst, your off ya fk'n? head!!! a few Bowie clips Not THE worst, but pretty awful and in consideration for this list.
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Dio - Holy DiverThis video is really kick ass except for when Ronnie James Dio is trying to "act" - it totally ruins a good clip. Apart from that it would be a classic. The editing, costumes and shot framing is really good. Holy Diver is nothing. I present: Rock n' roll children http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gv_IYTWKmY
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Dio - Holy DiverThis video is really kick ass except for when Ronnie James Dio is trying to "act" - it totally ruins a good clip. Apart from that it would be a classic. The editing, costumes and shot framing is really good. Holy Diver is nothing. I present: Rock n' roll children http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gv_IYTWKmYOh My God, that is terrible I bet I could get better acting out of a pet rock and a cat turd To be fair to it, only about 30% of it is bad, but its so overpoweringly awful it makes the rest stink. Incidentally, check these out: David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling WTFJourney - Seperate Ways
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Peter Cetera - The Glory of Love http://youtube.com/watch?v=OPLgc9dekr8Now, guilty 80s pleasure that is Karate Kid II, I won't hate on that movie. However..What the bloody f*ck is Cetera doing in this video!?! No, not why he appears... what is he actually doing? Dear friends, I speak simply of his hands. Watch them (as if any mere mortal would be strong enough to look away). The strange movements he makes with them. This is clearly the work of a master frontman. Sure, his sweater may be 2 sizes too big (not to mention that a sweater really isn't dojo attire) and he doesn't seem to need to blink much (again, hinting at his superhuman-ness), but the focus of this video isn't Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita or even the mildly attractive Asian actress. It's Cetera's hands. My feeling is that if this video had consisted solely of his hands moving in their hypnotic, graceful fashion - perhaps even allowing for a few fleeting shadowpuppet shots - not only would the song still have been a hit, but it would have been in heavy MTV rotation to this day. Alas, movie tie-ins being what they are, GnR get stuck with a video cameoing Arnuhld and Salute Your Shorts' Budnick (aka actor Danny Cooksey, of Diff'rent Stokes fame), and Cetera has the Karate Kid Kast. To think what might have been...
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Funny thing is everyone liked "Estranged" until MTV decided it was cool to bash it after the "fall" of GN'R. But c'mon, whether you can appreciate its over-indulgent nature, to call it one of the worst music videos of all time is a bit of a stretch. I think it's one of the coolest. As for the Crue, their early videos were their best by far. They worked way better as a faux-Satanic glam metal band than they did later as a wannabe biker band. I mean I like the Crue past and present, but their first two albums remain their best and the image from that time is still definitive Motley for me.
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Even though I LOVE the song, I hate the music video for ''Love In An Elevator'' from Aerosmith. Its simply disgusting.
90% of the RHCP are lame...
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* Korn's ''Word Up'' (great song, terrible video) * VR's ''She Builds Quick Machines'' (awful song, even more awful video) * Paul McCartney's ''Pipes Of Peace'' is not bad... but it makes me laugh a lot everytime I see it * Green Day's ''Boulevard Of Broken Dreams'' is terrible, horrible from any point of view * Ozzy's worst video clip ever was ''Gets Me Through'' IMO. * The Rolling Stones' ''It's Only Rock And Roll (But I Like It)'' is too bizarre
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* Paul McCartney's ''Pipes Of Peace'' is not bad... but it makes me laugh a lot everytime I see it? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Pipes of Peace! That's a funny one!
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Good God man how about anything from WAM George Michael..Boy George Or Dead or Alives "You spin me right round" ? ? ?I used to find send copies of dead or alives album cover to my brother just to piss him off.? I would use his tape up on his old answering machine with "Wake Me Up" just to screw with him.
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« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2007, 02:43:07 PM » |
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Then again you had a lot of hair bands that looked like bad trannies too, but the songs were good.
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Stop with the Hoff stuff I was watching his you tube stuff and got the douche chills. Why don't you rub some more burgers on your face David. Funny stuff
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* The Rolling Stones' ''It's Only Rock And Roll (But I Like It)'' is too bizarre
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UDm48ImL9wHall & Oates being flattened by a giant, rolling bass drum.? Leopard jackets and Zebra pants, tank tops, and dancing around giant letters that say "Big Bam Boom."? The drummer playing on a gi-normous kit.? Eveyone dancing around playing guitar when the song has virtually no guitar in it. Need I go on?
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« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2007, 01:38:05 AM » |
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Good God man how about anything from WAM George Michael.. ? ? ?
Yes, those knitted Christmas jumpers in the 'Last Christmas' filmclip!
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That's the first time I've actually heard the Paris Hilton song without spewing venom, and I've got to say, I kinda like it!
Nah. Just fuckin' with ya. But listen really carefully to the words. So many funny lyrics, in light of her life as a whore. The video is so bad, it makes me hate the Caribbean.
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Wow stop! How can anyone forget about MR T!!!? http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxoI would like to see someone try and top that? ?
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