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« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2005, 03:39:44 AM » |
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No, man, he was fucking outside the car the whole time.? He was right about to bust inside and kill us.? Nobody's ever heard that one before?? I thought that one was even more common than the AIDS needle in the movie theater.
but you stole the poor mans hook! He can't fish anymore! |
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« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2005, 03:43:37 AM » |
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No, man, he was fucking outside the car the whole time.? He was right about to bust inside and kill us.? Nobody's ever heard that one before?? I thought that one was even more common than the AIDS needle in the movie theater.
but you stole the poor mans hook! He can't fish anymore! Ha Ha!! Returning (sort of) to topic.... I heard that story in the th grade!!  and I believed it... we dont even have an insane assylum in our town?!  |
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« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2005, 02:31:30 PM » |
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There are people with AIDS who knowingly give the disease to other people through sexual contact. That is no urban legend.
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« Reply #43 on: October 05, 2005, 02:04:59 AM » |
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No, man, he was fucking outside the car the whole time.? He was right about to bust inside and kill us.? Nobody's ever heard that one before?? I thought that one was even more common than the AIDS needle in the movie theater.
but you stole the poor mans hook! He can't fish anymore! He's a psycho though. You gotta be real calm and disciplined to be a good fisher. This dude would just like jump in the water and thrash around. He'd never catch a damn thing. And the hook was kinda rusty. So he'd probably get tetanus if he ever tried to eat his catch. So I guess in the long run I helped his crazy ass out. |
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« Reply #44 on: October 05, 2005, 02:38:31 AM » |
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In australia a while back i think there was a story of a guy who got hepatitus i think at the beach when he stepped on a syringe left in the sand.
The most famous one was an Iron Man (beach marathon sorta people) got pricked. I think he ended up fine. That was on the news a few years ago
Theres been other similar stories in the news from time to time but nobody contracted anything. Or maybe they did and the news just never followed up on the story (it takes like 3 months to know if the needle did anything).
So it does happen. Bondi beach has a sort of stereotype that needles are everywhere in the sand.
And very rarely.........people have been pricked. But im still not sure whether anyone that pricked contracted anything.
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« Reply #45 on: October 05, 2005, 02:45:40 AM » |
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No, man, he was fucking outside the car the whole time.? He was right about to bust inside and kill us.? Nobody's ever heard that one before?? I thought that one was even more common than the AIDS needle in the movie theater.
but you stole the poor mans hook! He can't fish anymore! He's a psycho though.? You gotta be real calm and disciplined to be a good fisher.? This dude would just like jump in the water and thrash around.? He'd never catch a damn thing.? And the hook was kinda rusty.? So he'd probably get tetanus if he ever tried to eat his catch.? So I guess in the long run I helped his crazy ass out.Where's the fun in that? I'd have him fish in toxic waste and I'd get my own MONSTER bwahahahaa! |
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« Reply #46 on: October 05, 2005, 01:46:27 PM » |
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You'd be able to control the toxic fishing monster?
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« Reply #47 on: October 05, 2005, 02:46:45 PM » |
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Hell Yeah!
Then we'd go hitting on girls
(not everyone has a toxic fishing monster)
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« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2005, 03:46:11 PM » |
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True that...then all you'd have to worry about is radiation poisoning. A small price to pay for having a toxic fishing monster that can attract the ladies.
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« Reply #49 on: October 05, 2005, 03:49:26 PM » |
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Always use protection Blue Cut. Condoms and lead suits my friend
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« Reply #50 on: October 05, 2005, 03:55:51 PM » |
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..but I haven't found a condom big enough!  |
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« Reply #51 on: October 05, 2005, 04:16:42 PM » |
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No No! The condom isn't for full body protection, thats what the lead suit is for.
The condom is for the kryptonite you will probably have for a penis after hanging about with your buddy
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« Reply #52 on: October 05, 2005, 04:25:51 PM » |
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No No! The condom isn't for full body protection, thats what the lead suit is for.
The condom is for the kryptonite you will probably have for a penis after hanging about with your buddy
do you want to know how I then can kill the superman? |
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« Reply #53 on: October 05, 2005, 04:41:39 PM » |
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.......................poor Lois
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