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Title: worst song that you have hered
Post by: slashman91 on February 22, 2004, 12:52:25 PM
my worst song are all rap songs i dispise of rap and all of that new shit


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: SLCPUNK on February 22, 2004, 12:55:38 PM
"My favorite pillow" comes to mind....


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: loretian on February 22, 2004, 01:35:11 PM
"My favorite pillow" comes to mind....

Ah come on, I kinda liked that song.  You should check out some of his other songs, he's pretty good.

Worst song I've heard?  Hmm.. there's so many!  Probably this misguided anti-Bush political song I heard at the Winnipeg Folk Festival... it was so bad, I don't think most anti-Bush people would even agree with it.


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: R4tfink on February 22, 2004, 01:38:06 PM
"My favorite pillow" comes to mind....

Listen to the full track, its brilliant and the lyrics are great as well, unfortunately the poster who transcribed them here was so far off the mark its unbelievable.




Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: AxlsMainMan on February 22, 2004, 03:35:09 PM
the hampster dance
rednex-cotton eyed joe
will smith-gettin jiggy with it (any will smith actually)absolutely anything song by Shaggy
WILLIAM SHATNER :crying:has anyone had the horror of hearing his stuff?


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: The New Fiona Apple on February 22, 2004, 03:41:05 PM
Red, White, and Blue by "Lynyrd Skynyrd" comes to mind.

I hate that piece of jingoistic bullshit.

And I'm alright with Country/Southern rock for the most part.

Edit: Beeswax by Nirvana is pretty god-awful as well.

UGHHHHH


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Izzy on February 22, 2004, 03:47:30 PM
Whats the type of music that isn't quite rap - and not quite pop - R&B?

Well whatever it is.... it is the work of Satan himself :rant:

Oh also the ever growing genre that for want of a better term i will label under 'alternative British Rock' - basically the stuff NME is full of......


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Captain P?l on February 22, 2004, 06:05:05 PM
i dont know what the song is called, i dont know who made it.. but it is techno and the lyrics are:
I AM THE DEVIL!!! DANCE WITH ME!!

it just makes me wanna hurl!!


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Dizzy on February 22, 2004, 08:43:55 PM
"Livin La Vida Loca" by Ricky Fartin

Damn near every rap song.


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: echrisl on February 22, 2004, 08:46:13 PM
WILLIAM SHATNER :crying:has anyone had the horror of hearing his stuff?

 :hihi:  Yeah, Shatner shouldn't sing, one of the worst things I've ever downloaded ...

Also that WTTJ cover from the upcoming death metal tribute album that's posted somewhere on this board comes to mind.


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on February 22, 2004, 11:36:56 PM
Any Linkin Park song (they all sound the same)

and that 'Darling Nikki' song by the Foo Fighters - it makes me want to hurl every time KROCK plays it...


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: D on February 23, 2004, 02:54:29 AM
milkshake by that kelis bitch

worst song ever and it was a top 5 single how the fuck did this happen?


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Oddy on February 23, 2004, 04:55:16 AM
hmmmm lets see worst song.

here's my list:

anything on mtv is generally crap
all the new rap rnb stuff
all this new "nu metal pop punky contemporary rock" stuff

i stick to my old classic rock, while i learn guitar and make my own music to meet my needs because today's music isnt my thing.

oh yeah and rap used to be good.........like Run DMC and Beastie boys and stuff............but then it became less about the music and more about the image. You listen to rap for the "hardcore yeah im a gangsta" image now not for the rap or the music . I hope they're happy that like 8yr olds are listening to rap and copying everything they do.

yeah generally i despise all new music. with only a few exceptions


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: BostonGunner on February 23, 2004, 06:51:03 AM
"What a girl wants" by Christine Agliraria (sp?) may very well be the worst song ever recorded.


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: jet on February 23, 2004, 11:00:09 AM
All Mariah Carey "rythm&blues" songs. Crap.
Rap songs (except maybe Lose yourself)
Sing it back from Moloko


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Smoke on February 23, 2004, 01:41:01 PM
That song that was a huge dance rave in the US a few years ago called Macarana.(sp?)  You would put your hands on your hip and shake your butt.  God, that song makes me twitch uncontrollably.

Also that achy breaky heart song, I fall to the ground and have a secizure everytime I hear it.  


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Deez Nuts on February 23, 2004, 02:10:29 PM
that Mambo #5 song from a few years back


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: D on February 23, 2004, 07:23:14 PM
flaming lips vasoline

that sucks so bad


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: CokeAddict on February 23, 2004, 08:17:48 PM
That song that was a huge dance rave in the US a few years ago called Macarana.(sp?)  You would put your hands on your hip and shake your butt.  God, that song makes me twitch uncontrollably.

Also that achy breaky heart song, I fall to the ground and have a secizure everytime I hear it.  

Good choices - those suck.  

But the worst song ever is Karma Chameleon.


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: AxlsMainMan on February 23, 2004, 08:23:09 PM
and that 'Darling Nikki' song by the Foo Fighters - it makes me want to hurl every time KROCK plays it...

K-rock eh? where you from man? ;) K-Rock is the biggest station where i am from :yes:


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on February 23, 2004, 08:23:53 PM
I now remember THE WORST SONG EVER...

I will alwaaaaaaays looooove yooooouuuu (Whitney Houston)

remember that stupid shit song?!   :crying:

and if you told people you didnt like it, they would get mad  :rant:

they even had a radio station that would broadcast only that song 24-fucking7!


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Gunner80 on February 24, 2004, 12:21:17 AM
Anything that little cunt Britney Spears sings.


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Aava on February 24, 2004, 08:01:50 AM
Britney Spears - Toxic


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Smoke on February 24, 2004, 11:24:56 AM
Celion Dion-My heart will go on

God, that song makes me want to hurt myself


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on February 24, 2004, 12:23:47 PM
Celion Dion-My heart will go on

God, that song makes me want to hurt myself

hahaha - that song definitely competes with the I will always love you song.

This thread is funny in a really sadistic way  8)

remember the Graduation song by this shit singer called Vitamin C?  It's so stupid and sappy


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: John Daniels on February 24, 2004, 01:07:57 PM
Celion Dion-My heart will go on

God, that song makes me want to hurt myself

that's so true!!  ;D



and anything from 50 cent


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: D on February 24, 2004, 09:03:03 PM
nsync girlfriend


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Lisa on February 24, 2004, 09:25:38 PM
Anything that little cunt Britney Spears sings.
my thoughts exactly ;)


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: clockworkrose on February 24, 2004, 11:27:20 PM
It's gettin hot in herrre...so take off all your clothes!!  Words cannot express how much I despise that song.  And for some reason, all my friends love it!!   :nervous:   eck!!

Another contender for worst song is that new Linkin Park song, don't know what it's called, but they play it ALL the time on The X.  And pretty much any song by Blink 182, good charlotte, hmmm, and all the other poser-punk bands out there.  ewwww!!   :P  


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: D on February 25, 2004, 12:57:32 AM
Britney Spears - Toxic

that song musically kicks ass!!!!! honestly i like it



i agree that hot in herrrreeee sucks  i also hate that right thur song by chingy its so horrible


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: SLCPUNK on February 25, 2004, 05:27:14 AM
Stepin Out by Joe Jackson (old from the 80's ) SUCKED!

OK Barbie lets go party (whoever sang that-who cares!)...horrible!!!!





Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: jet on February 25, 2004, 09:14:57 AM
Kylie Minogue - Slow (and dumb)
Madonna - Stupid (you are!)
No Doubt - Hey Baby


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: D on February 25, 2004, 12:39:30 PM
Stepin Out by Joe Jackson (old from the 80's ) SUCKED!

OK Barbie lets go party (whoever sang that-who cares!)...horrible!!!!






i agree those suck

almost anything from lynrd skynrd


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on February 25, 2004, 12:47:34 PM
Another contender for worst song is that new Linkin Park song, don't know what it's called

It doesnt matter what it's called - they all sound the same!  He's always moaning about how insecure he is and he always sings in the exact same way in every song!  :rant:



Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Miz on February 25, 2004, 01:41:28 PM
almost anything from lynyrd skynyrd
Get the fuck out! :o

Skynyrd Rule! [rant]


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: SLCPUNK on February 25, 2004, 01:57:03 PM
Stepin Out by Joe Jackson (old from the 80's ) SUCKED!

OK Barbie lets go party (whoever sang that-who cares!)...horrible!!!!






i agree those suck

almost anything from lynrd skynrd

bah hahaha!  :rofl:

I didn't mind them. I wasn't a fan, but that was still funny.

So you remember that Stepin Out song? With the little bells? And that guy sang flat as a pancake! I think it even made the top then back in the day!

"Beeee there....STEP-IN O-OUT! dah dah dah dah-dah dah dah dah. "


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on February 25, 2004, 05:34:05 PM
Any bon Jovi songs and Rap stuff , that Hip Hop Crap is so fucking sad but most of all, those shitty crap that people think is cool like Las Ketchup "asereje", or Ricky Martin or Stupid bands like Latin Dreams they all suck!!!


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: D on February 25, 2004, 11:21:09 PM
anything by lil kim or bitches with no talent who try to use there boobs to sell,


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: matt88 on February 26, 2004, 01:54:30 AM
milkshake by that kelis bitch

worst song ever and it was a top 5 single how the fuck did this happen?

Lol i agree it's pretty fuckin shit and how it made it on the charts is any1's guess


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: jet on February 26, 2004, 09:38:10 AM
Kylie Minogue - Slow - the dumbest I've ever heard
New from Madonna - Stupid - it is (or you are, no offence Maddy)


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: jet on February 26, 2004, 09:55:50 AM
I also like Cristina Agilera voice, but the songs are like shit. Except Beautiful


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on February 26, 2004, 10:53:26 AM
B-52s Love Shack  

That is the downside of listening to 80's radio stations - putting up with 80's pop to get your 80's rock


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Smoke on February 27, 2004, 12:55:36 AM
I just remembered the absolute worst song that I have ever heard.  I seriously start crying everytime I even think about it.   :crying:  :crying:


Hanson - MMbop


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Aava on February 27, 2004, 06:05:57 AM
Britney Spears - Toxic

that song musically kicks ass!!!!! honestly i like it

Sorry D, but i can?t find anyting musical from that song. I?m sure she can?t even sing it live..  :-\


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: jet on February 27, 2004, 08:24:49 AM
She sings only slow songs alive. The rest is a lie like all her gigs are live. Liar!  


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on February 27, 2004, 12:53:14 PM
The "Hey Mickey you're so fine, you blow my mind Hey Mickey!" song

They always air that cheesy video on VH1's One Hit Wonders.


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: slashman91 on February 27, 2004, 04:21:52 PM
lynyard skynyrd rules if you don't like them then go find something elese to do red,white and blue is awaome so is sweet home alabama


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: D on February 28, 2004, 02:43:17 AM
u go find something else to do slappy, i like tuesdays gone and simple man is ok but i hate southern rock!!!! it just fuckin irks the shit out of me! nothing worse than a bunch of rednecks


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Butch Français on February 28, 2004, 12:17:20 PM
that new Britney Spears song that's on the radio all the time is about the worst thing Ive heard in a loooong time!
what is that ANNOYING "James Bondish" sound that is twice as loud as anything else in the song? it's totally out of place there like soo many other things...I almost jump when the radio is on and that sound starts doing a rampage


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Slipdisc on February 28, 2004, 05:26:15 PM
Okay did some research here are the dutch votes (actually it's just me):

Milli Vanilli        -      Girl You Know It's True
Rick Astley       -      Never Gonna Give You Up
Phil Collins       -      Sussudio (sss-sss- shit)
Falco                -      Rock Me Amadeus (talk normal for cryin out loud)
Hanson            -      MmmBop
Los Del Rio       -      Macarena (damn those girls where skinny)
R.E.M.               -      Shiny Happy People
Lionel Ritchie    -      Say You Say Me  
Survivor            -      Eye of the Tiger
Wham!              -      Wake Me Up Before You Go Go!  (no please just go)

-PEACE-
 


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Timothy on February 29, 2004, 12:35:50 PM
Hanson - MMbop   :crying:


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: jarmo on February 29, 2004, 01:21:38 PM
Okay did some research here are the dutch votes (actually it's just me):


Impressive list of bad music!  :nervous:

I'd like to add:

Eiffel 65 "Blue" with lyrics like:

I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)


how can you not dislike it?

And I remember this song with a woman singing. Really annoying, it was something called "Gypsy Woman" by Crystal Waters. I think it was a hit....


Add to those most of the songs that use vocoder effects on the vocals.



/jarmo




Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on February 29, 2004, 01:27:18 PM
Bryan Adams - Have you ever really loved a woman
Mariah Carey - Hero  (actually pretty much all her songs)

It's the sappiness that eats me alive.   :crying:


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Is he struggling? on February 29, 2004, 01:28:39 PM
The 50 worst pop records ever (according to Channel 4 viewers in the UK) in ascending (or is that descending?) order:

The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) - The Cheeky Girls
The Millennium Prayer - Cliff Richard
Agadoo - Black Lace
Candle In The Wind 1997 - Elton John
Fast Food Song - The Fast Food Rockers
Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby
Because We Want To - Billie
Barbie Girl - Aqua
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Jenny From The Block - Jennifer Lopez
Orville's Song - Keith Harris and Orville
Look At Me - Gerri Halliwells
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
- Bombalurina feat. Timmy Mallett
(Everything I Do) I Do It For You - Bryan Adams
Sacred Trust - One True Voice
Against All Odds - Mariah Carey and Westlife
Who Let The Dogs Out? - Baha Men
5,6,7,8 - Steps
Living Next Door To Alice (Who The F**k Is Alice)
- Smokie feat. Roy 'Chubby' Brown
Anyone Can Fall In Love - Anita Dobson
There's No One Quite Like Grandma - St. Winifred's School Choir
Teletubbies Say 'Eh-Oh' - The Teletubbies
Earth Song - Michael Jackson
The Lady In Red - Chris de Burgh
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
No Way No Way - Vanilla
Wannabe - The Spice Girls
For All Time - Catherine Zeta Jones
Mama - Who Da Man? - Richard Blackwood
Can I Touch You There? - Michael Bolton
The Birdie Song - The Tweets
Suspicious Minds - Gareth
Diamond Lights - Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle
Lucky - Britney Spears
Long Haired Lover From Liverpool - Little Jimmy Osmond
Believe - Cher
Macarena - Los Del Rio
Boys (Summertime Love) - Sabrina
Just Say No - Grange Hill Cast
Y Viva Espania - Sylvia
Unchained Melody - Robson and Jerome
Can We Fix It? - Bob the Builder
Fog On The Tyne (Revisited) - Gazza and Lindisfarne
Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce Music Theatre
Chick, Chick, Chicken - Natalie Casey
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
Touch Me (I Want Your Body) - Samantha Fox
Grandad - Clive Dunn
Puppy Love - Donny Osmond
Hooray Hooray, It's a Holi-Holiday - Boney M


as for a personal nokination, I'd say 'perfect 10 by the Beautifual south and 'Believe' by Cher - two songs that really did my head in during that awfaul autumn of 1998.


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on February 29, 2004, 01:37:48 PM
For All Time - Catherine Zeta Jones

 :o  THE Catherine Zeta Jones?? That incredibly beautiful actress?  

I had no idea she tried to sing!  Is it really that bad of a song?

Please Catherine, stay pure in my eyes  :crying:


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Slipdisc on February 29, 2004, 02:49:28 PM
Quote
I had no idea she tried to sing!  Is it really that bad of a song?

Doesn't everybody who has been on tv, eventually decide it would a good idea to become a singer? What's wrong with these people?

-PEACE-


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on March 01, 2004, 10:42:38 AM
catherine sings in CHICAGO the movie
but when you're THAT beautiful, everything is fine.

i dont even think that catherine zeta jones has bad naked
i think all naked from here is good naked

cleaning naked is good
cooking nakedis good

even working out naked would looks good from her
even opening a pickles jar would be good naked.


(sorry for the non-seinfeld addict)


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Lineker10 on March 01, 2004, 11:09:28 AM
Survivor            -      Eye of the Tiger

Eye of the tigers a classic! You cant beat those 80's power chords - makes me wanna scale an icey peak every time i listen to it!


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on March 01, 2004, 12:47:27 PM
catherine sings in CHICAGO the movie
but when you're THAT beautiful, everything is fine.
I agree  : ok:  

You know who should just stick to movies? That Hilary Duff girl.  I was trying to download some Duff McKagan solo work, and all I got was this Duff girl!  :rant:

I nominate all her songs for worst song ever even though I havent heard any of them.  ;)



Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Slipdisc on March 01, 2004, 03:47:34 PM
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Eye of the tigers a classic! You cant beat those 80's power chords - makes me wanna scale an icey peak every time i listen to it!

I think it sucks big willy. Everytime I hear that song I feel a strong urge to climb up some stairs and punch a guy called Sylvester in the face.....

Damn that songs is so full of clich?s it's not even funny....

-PEACE-


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Slipdisc on March 01, 2004, 03:50:23 PM
Quote
but when you're THAT beautiful, everything is fine.

Not everything.... like loving Michael Douglas :no:

-PEACE-


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on March 01, 2004, 04:01:04 PM
I feel a strong urge to climb up some stairs and punch a guy called Sylvester in the face.....
:rofl:
Better eat some raw eggs and work out before you do cuz he's ripped!

Speaking of bad movie songs, I absolutely hate that song called Pretty in Pink.


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Gunner80 on March 01, 2004, 04:02:24 PM
u go find something else to do slappy, i like tuesdays gone and simple man is ok but i hate southern rock!!!! it just fuckin irks the shit out of me! nothing worse than a bunch of rednecks
I believe Axl was a redneck. :confused:


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Slipdisc on March 01, 2004, 04:15:48 PM
Quote
Better eat some raw eggs and work out before you do cuz he's ripped!

I will considder that yes (eating the eggs), but only to spit them in Sylvester's face once I'm up there.

But who am I kidding, he'll probably enjoy somebody blowing something organic in his face.... we all know which movies he made before he became a 'serious' ( :hihi: :rofl:) actor.

-PEACE-


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: slashman91 on March 02, 2004, 07:48:41 PM
lynyard skynyard rules


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Miz on March 03, 2004, 02:48:37 PM
u go find something else to do slappy, i like tuesdays gone and simple man is ok but i hate southern rock!!!! it just fuckin irks the shit out of me! nothing worse than a bunch of rednecks
They're not even rednecks.  And they're not from Alabama.  They used to get into all kinds of fights when they toured the Southern states because they had long hair and the local folks didn't like them.  They got shot at by some people as well, just for having long hair.


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: D on March 04, 2004, 01:08:27 PM
ok ok redneck was maybe a little harsh i just dont dig that type of music

ewwww that smell cant u smell that smell, makes me think of someone taking a shit or something, i just detest that song!


how the fuck did kelly osbourne get a record deal? that shit pisses me off, that "shut up" song is the most god damn annoying shit ive ever heard in my life "blah blah blah" takes out gun shoots that nagging annoying bitch in the throat! arghhhhhhh

axl isnt what i consider to be a redneck


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Butch Français on March 04, 2004, 01:10:38 PM

Diamond Lights - Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle

hahaha! are you serious? those two have released a song?? :hihi:


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: One in a million on March 04, 2004, 02:02:27 PM
By far...

Justin Timberlake - Senorita


... is the worst!!


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Miz on March 04, 2004, 02:07:16 PM
how the fuck did kelly osbourne get a record deal? that shit pisses me off, that "shut up" song is the most god damn annoying shit ive ever heard in my life "blah blah blah" takes out gun shoots that nagging annoying bitch in the throat! arghhhhhhh
I agree with this! lol.  People that talentless shouldn't be allowed to make records.


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: John Daniels on March 04, 2004, 02:08:25 PM
Afroman - Because I Got High


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Smoke on March 04, 2004, 03:11:21 PM
Anything by the Spice Girls
 :rofl: :rofl:


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: MR.BROWNSTONE on March 08, 2004, 11:18:05 PM
I hate that Hey Ya. Also anything rap or pop.  


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: SLCPUNK on March 09, 2004, 04:11:02 PM
There was a song called "I want money, lots and lots of money, I want the pie in the sky."

I hated that fuckin' song. 90's trash music.


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: Fuckin' Gunner on March 10, 2004, 11:00:28 PM
I think that is a Menudo song, I don't know the name... horrible!!!


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: jazjme on March 11, 2004, 12:06:53 AM
those already mentioned are dreadfull song, and to add to the list I give you:

99 Luftbaloons(some obscure german band)
Crack of doom(cant even remeber the bands name but it was from the mid 80's)
New Tattoo(Motley Crue, I like them don't get me wrong but what the hell were they thinking!)
               when I get over trying to think of bad songs I will post again, but I am goinna go listen to good tunes now again, my mind breaks down after to much goin back.............LOL.
but I am very happy listening to the new Tesla CD.

 FUCKING GNR ,get it together already!


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: SLCPUNK on March 11, 2004, 12:40:57 AM


99 Luftbaloons(some obscure german band)

That song was great man..c'mon!  8)  

It was Nena (spelling?). They did an English and German (I think) version.


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: jet on March 11, 2004, 08:20:36 AM
99 Luftbaloons?!
Ha! Actually I like this song too. It's assosiated with my childhood years and is a bit childish (sorry for tautology) but funny. See nothing bad in it.
2 SPLUNK I heard only german version, it's Nena or Blumchen.


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: Catalina on May 05, 2005, 01:53:30 PM
celine dion - my heart will go on
berlin - take my breath away
colour me badd - i wanna sex u up (anyone remembers those suckers?! :rofl:)
backstreet boyz - i'll never break your heart etc etc
enrique iglesias....i guess everything....


Can't think of anything else right now...but i'll be back!  :peace:


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: Dave_Rose on May 05, 2005, 02:30:27 PM
I dont mean to offend any one here but all rap is just crap there the worst songs made, just my opinion ok!


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: welshrose on May 05, 2005, 02:42:00 PM
Big Machine-Velvet Revolver

I hate that so much I cant even begin to explain it.


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: Catalina on May 05, 2005, 02:56:13 PM
poison - every rose has its thorne  :rofl: :P


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: Cubb on May 05, 2005, 03:54:31 PM
wat do u mean big machine!? thats a great song! >:((well actually i only bcame quite attatched to it wen i seen them play it live).
a shorter list to make 4 me to make is wat song do i like cus the only music i like is real classic rock n roll! i hate pop(too cheesy)rap(too "im hard" an in your face) an rnb an hiphop
cus its too "use my body to sell records"!oh an how cud i 4get the worst one of all,dance! people in the dance industry rip off too many gud songs! none of the catagories iv listd are real music! theres a few exceptions of gud songs but none great!just my opinion.

ps. Lynyrd Skynyrd rock,ther legens! :rant:


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: Jamie on May 05, 2005, 04:18:20 PM
Man, I feel like a woman by Shania Twain. it's just pure crap, with its annoying music and her awful singin. i hate it.


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: hyperionmax2003 on May 05, 2005, 08:05:28 PM
Ice Cream Man- Van Halen


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: nesquick on May 05, 2005, 08:15:48 PM
Man, I feel like a woman by Shania Twain. it's just pure crap, with its annoying music and her awful singin. i hate it.
I like this song. I like shania twain a lot she is a great singer and performer.
worst song I've ever heard? probably  a NIN one...


Title: Re:worst song that you have hered
Post by: psycotron on May 05, 2005, 09:50:04 PM
WILLIAM SHATNER :crying:has anyone had the horror of hearing his stuff?
:rofl: i saw him on conan it was funny


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: KeVoRkIaN on May 05, 2005, 10:32:18 PM
It's toss up between any Beatles song and the Macarena


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: Ignatius on May 06, 2005, 10:11:40 AM
It's toss up between any Beatles song and the Macarena



What's wrong with La Macarena??

We are proud in Spain of such a great song...

"dale alegria a tu cuerpo macarena..
que tu cuerpo es pa darle alegria y cosas buenas...
dale alegria at tu cuerpo macarena
Ehhh.....Macarena...ayyyyyyyyy"

This is one of the reasons why Axl has been delaying CD so much. He had recorded an album before 95, but once he heard "La macarena" he had to re-record the album again to so it could "fit" into the new sound. Rumors suggest he's been forced by the label to make a cover since he can't write something that inspiring. :hihi:


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: matt88 on May 06, 2005, 10:49:27 AM
Any song by 50 cent....i really don't see what people see in him....even though i dont like eminem i could see why alot of people idolised him, he's the only superstar of the past 8 odd years. A great lyricist and a naturual leader. But 50 cent...shite...whats good about him and he's got 3 songs in the U.S top 10..why i dont know.


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: Sakib on May 06, 2005, 04:01:01 PM
men e. da list is endles. prety much 98% of wot mainstream and popula in media aka r'n'b. rap. its agenst ma relijun 2 cal dat crap musik


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: 2NaFish on May 06, 2005, 04:12:25 PM
teenage dirtbag by wheatus.

it gave me a bad headache anytime i heard any part of it. i've been offered a money to sit through it and turned it down everytime.


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: Tied-Up on May 07, 2005, 04:44:51 PM
I can't believe nobody has mentioned:

Safety Dance - by men without hats

That video still gives me nightmares.

Then of course, there is:  You give Love a Bad Name - by Bon Jovi.  :puke:


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: Kujo on May 07, 2005, 06:27:45 PM
Any frigging song where the "artist" or band has to remind you every 10 seconds what there damn name is :rant:



Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: ClintroN on May 07, 2005, 11:06:58 PM
right now, i cant stand Gwen Stefani shit, what a sell out moron!!


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: Cubb on May 08, 2005, 04:20:07 PM
wats rong with the beatles? some of ther songs are real gud! :rant:

yea i knw wat ur sayn bout gwen stefani! that wat u waitin 4 song does my head in!
ps. wats wit ur signature ned kelly thin?


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: Mama Kin on May 10, 2005, 01:32:51 AM
Obviously none of you ever heard "Pie" by the Rock. Yeah, the wrestler........It makes Barbie Girl sound like fuckin Stairway to Heaven.


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: Eazy E on May 10, 2005, 02:29:48 AM
I don't think jazjme01, SLC, or jet could've POSSIBLY predicted that the guitar player from GN'R would now be jamming out 99 Luftbalons.

I took a glance back at that "50 worst list", and I agree with "The Cheeky Song" now that I've heard it.

Oh, and "Whatever" by Liam Lynch.


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: St.heathen on May 10, 2005, 01:11:34 PM
Without mentioning the obvious Pop Idol/novelty pop crap. Thats a bottonless pit of choices there lol.

But considering the more serious songs. I  just don't get the fuss about  "Bridge over trouble water".  People consider it a classic.... but nah i have tried my best to hear what others hear and i just don't lol. Bland and boring.


Title: Re: worst song that you have hered
Post by: Markus Asraelius on May 10, 2005, 02:51:28 PM
I can't think of the worst song I've ever heard but I really agree with whoever doesn't see what every body sees in 50 cent. His music is pure shit!