Woman Swallows Cell Phone After Argument

[Sterlingdog]

Woman Swallows Cell Phone After Argument
By Associated Press
Fri Dec 23, 3:04 PM

BLUE SPRINGS, Mo. - It was a conversation stopper. A lovers' dispute over a cell phone took a serious turn early Friday morning when the woman ended the spat by swallowing the phone whole.

Police said they received a call at 4:52 a.m. from a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing. When they arrived at the house they found the 24-year-old woman had a cell phone lodged in her throat.

"He wanted the phone and she wouldn't give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it," Detective Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department. "She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn't get it."

Police said an ambulance transported the woman to St. Mary's Medical Center in Blue Springs. A hospital spokeswoman said she couldn't give details about the woman's health since police have not released her identity.

Decker said police had closed investigations on the swallowing, the first such incident of its kind here.

"This is the first I've heard of this happening," said Decker. "I don't know what kind of phone it was. I don't know if it was on ring or vibrate, either."

Copyright 2005 The Associated Press.

[Evolution]

Imagine if someone called her. She would go into panic.

[Genesis]

Nuts.

[Dr. Blutarsky]

We Americans get smarter every year!

[Evolution]

Phones in a few years will be postage stamp sized, so don't worry guys 

[Mr. Dick Purple]

That would've been a happy xmas

[RichardNixon]

She would have shat it out at some point anyway.

[Jamie]

  Classic!! What a muppet!

[Izzy]

One really wonders about some people....

[AxlsMainMan]

Imagine if someone called her. She would go into panic.

If the phone rang, could that theoretically kill her?

[Evolution]

If it was on vibrate then yeah. More likely indirectlly kill her if it rang.

[AxlsMainMan]

If it was on vibrate then yeah. More likely indirectlly kill her if it rang.

That's pretty fuckin' scary

I wonder if a salesperson gives you a big disclaimer before you buy a cell phone: "Do Not Eat If You Expect Frequent Calls!"

[Cornell]

I wonder if a salesperson gives you a big disclaimer before you buy a cell phone: "Do Not Eat If You Expect Frequent Calls!"

Only after she sues. 

[ClintroN]

Phones in a few years will be postage stamp sized, so don't worry guys 

well that dont help her now 
fuckin' people

[Sterlingdog]

But the important thing is, does she think she won the argument?

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

i'm surprised no one has made a sexual comment about that woman swallowing a huge cellphone ..... ?_____?  i'm not gonna do it.

[SLCPUNK]

Did somebody say natural selection?

[SLCPUNK]

i'm surprised no one has made a sexual comment about that woman swallowing a huge cellphone .....

Probably because she didn't seem to do it very well............

[D]

maybe we can get really lucky and she will pump gas and cause an enormous explosion.

Seriously people have got to stop with the cell phones.

Everywhere I go I see some fuck on a phone.

I just keep thinkin, cant u do anything, enjoy doin something without having to be on the phone to someone?

Tell your GF,BF, your mommy or daddy that "IM watchin a fuckin movie, I am shopping, I am at a game, i am at the gym, so fuck off!"


seriously when I saw a motherfucker runnin on the treadmill while talkin all loud on a cell phone, I wanted to shove that said phone down the fucks throat cause it kept breakin my concentration.

Cell Phones are the devil.  Put those fuckin things away already!

[Sakib]

thats hilariously stupid.