Woman marries dolphin.

[AxlsMainMan]

Woman marries dolphin

Jerusalem
January 2, 2006

Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman".

She's hardly the jealous type, though.

"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."

- AP

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/01/01/1136050339590.html

[Africa]

It's fucking old and has been posted before.
Not really an interesting story either.

[EFISH]

Man, I don't know how SLC makes it to the press so much.

[Timothy]

Man, I don't know how SLC makes it to the press so much.

He knows who to pay and who to blow.

[axlrosegnr]

I so want a Dolphin

[cliffburton]

See, this is what happens when you allow gay marriage.  People end up marrying dolphins. 


Yea, it's a joke.

[Oddy]

whats a blow hole for? well i son i can tell you what its NOT for and  thats why i'm never allowed to go to sea world again.

 

[Sin Cut]

It's fucking old and has been posted before.
Not really an interesting story either.

oh, go cry a river.



So how do they, u know? Do it?

[SLCPUNK]

It's fucking old and has been posted before.
Not really an interesting story either.

Ironically you are old and have posted this same type of shit before, get lost.

[Sin Cut]

It's fucking old and has been posted before.
Not really an interesting story either.

Ironically you are old and have posted this same type of shit before, get lost.

let's roast him!

[Africa]

Haha, I'm old? 23 is old?
Take a look in the mirror, you old bitter fuck.

[Danny Top Hat]

Africa, you probs know i've gotta smite you for that.

The argument ends here - any issues can be sorted via PM or the feedback thread.

So how do they, u know? Do it?

Well, it's a girl dolphin so not the traditional way.  They can't even scissor...I guess they just rub up against each other or something.

[Sin Cut]

Google helps always;


What's the thing with the monkey?

[Africa]

Well, she keeps referring to it as "he" so I guess it's a male dolphin, despite the poor fucker being named Cindy

[AxlsMainMan]

Just wait until they start adopting children

[deanaxlrose]

I remember back in the day when I watching The Simpson Episode, When There's a man marries his Cow. Its so Fuckin' Hillarious.
I don't know What is real now.

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Axl would be proud.

[Danny Top Hat]

Anyway, it just got me thinking...how does anyone know that the dolphin wanted to marry that woman.? Maybe he can't stand her.?

Animals show affection all the time. - I imagine dolphins do more than most cause they're so intelligent.  If he didn't like her he'd definately let her know.  Still, the concept of marriage is alien to it, which is why it's all very silly.

Bestiality is NASTY.

[mrlee]

strange woman......proposing to a dolphin XD

[Danny Top Hat]

I agree, and I think most people would. But it is possible to have an intellectual conversation about it, if one chooses. It brings up a few different ideas, such as what makes an act immoral and who gets to decide, stuff like that.

I don't think it's a question of morality.? The animal will most probably enjoy being touched and appreciate the affection because the animal knows no better - it follows its instincts blindly.? If you start jacking off a dog it won't be revolted, it'll do what its dick tells it to do and it'll love you for it.? A human should be able to appreciate that their thought process is far more complicated than that of a dog - the two species have not achieved any kind of understanding no matter how much the person likes to imagine they have.? A person resorting to the unconditional love of an animal will almost certainly have some issues reguarding self esteem and social skills; I would imagine their need for dependency mirrors closely the mindset of the feeder who renders their partner helpless in order to feel needed.? I have no evidence for this - it's just a hunch.

And yes, I know the counter argument: it's just an unorthadox lifestyle and if nobody is hurt then there's no problem.? Maybe that's actually true, but it's still NASTY.  Also, maybe i'm not as liberal as I used to think I was.  People probably talked like this about homosexuals in ye olde times.  There is a difference though.  Damn, now i'm arguing the other side.

My friend jacked off his dog once by accident.  True story...

[AxlsMainMan]

Another issue too is that eventually she might want a second spouse whose a human instead of a dolphin.

Potentially, the laws pertaining to marriage being between 2 people could be altered, and one can only imagine what kind of can of worms that would be like opening

[Danny Top Hat]

The reason I went back to saying it's NASTY is because that is, in effect, my point.? Like you said, for nearly everyone being attracted to other humans a matter of instinct - other good instincts include running from danger, not killing people, not drinking your own urine, etc..? Instincts tend to be there for a reason and, though people do sometimes deviate from them, it is an unhealthy habit and almost always implies a difficiency in the person.? The natural world, which we are very much a part of, is all about instinct.? Bestiality isn't natural.

The problem here is that you want to talk about morality and I don't.? I'm not sure there's anything especially immoral about bestiality - It probably won't send you to hell and I don't think it's especially cruel on the animal (although I don't know, it might be).? People will do what they want to do and i'm not telling anyone that they're not allowed to touch cows - i'm not the police and i'm not gonna stop them.? All i'm saying is that it really is NASTY.? I mean - eugh!


Suggested counter arguments for you this time:

Drugs aren't natural either
and
Stop relying on smileys and bad jokes to try to escape the debate

 

[GNRreunioneventually]

how do they fuck? do dolphins have dicks, balls, ect?

Bestiality is NASTY.

i got a movie you'd love then fyi its a chick getting F'ed in the A by a horse quite interesting though

My friend jacked off his dog once by accident.? True story...

i'd like to hear that story....................groooosssseee


btw any one got a puc of this women? no decent looking chick would marry a fricken dolphin

[Danny Top Hat]

His version of the story is he was rubbing his dog's belly and the dog was enjoying it so he kept going for a while only lower down, then the dog jizzed on his hand..

[Axlfreek]

god i hope there home made porn video leaks on the internet.


i would pay good money to see it.

[GNRreunioneventually]

His version of the story is he was rubbing his dog's belly and the dog was enjoying it so he kept going for a while only lower down, then the dog jizzed on his hand..

red rocket

god i hope there home made porn video leaks on the internet.


i would pay good money to see it.

you and me both brother

[D]

I bet this makes all u single losers out there feel even worse.

A fuckin Dolphin gettin more human female pussy.


Somewhere Kujo is scuba diving with a spear out of anger.

[Sin Cut]

Bestiality is NASTY.

I agree, and I think most people would.  But it is possible to have an intellectual conversation about it, if one chooses.  It brings up a few different ideas, such as what makes an act immoral and who gets to decide, stuff like that. 

well, I think a big point is that a dog follows her master/pack leader etc. Every once in a while there's stories in the news were someone has made a dog attack someone and a dog doesn't question, some dogs don't atleast.

Another sad example is that I haven't heard that a dog would bite the hand that feeds it even if she's abused.

So if there's some sick man out there having sex with a dog the dog would just take it, for in the "wild" the alpha-male gets to do that, no questions asked.

Another example; it is said the dogs inteligence is about the same as a three year old, now if there'd be an adult girl just happened to have some clitch in her brain that her inteligence is the same as of a three year old, wouldn't I just be taking advantage of her predicament?

[Axlfreek]

I wouldn't mind having sex with an animal. just once before I die. But i would want to fuck something really strange and bizzare like a giant squid or a whale shark or something.