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« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2007, 05:14:21 PM »

Another issue too is that eventually she might want a second spouse whose a human instead of a dolphin.

Potentially, the laws pertaining to marriage being between 2 people could be altered, and one can only imagine what kind of can of worms that would be like opening hihi
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« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2007, 06:09:19 PM »

The reason I went back to saying it's NASTY is because that is, in effect, my point.? Like you said, for nearly everyone being attracted to other humans a matter of instinct - other good instincts include running from danger, not killing people, not drinking your own urine, etc..? Instincts tend to be there for a reason and, though people do sometimes deviate from them, it is an unhealthy habit and almost always implies a difficiency in the person.? The natural world, which we are very much a part of, is all about instinct.? Bestiality isn't natural.

The problem here is that you want to talk about morality and I don't.? I'm not sure there's anything especially immoral about bestiality - It probably won't send you to hell and I don't think it's especially cruel on the animal (although I don't know, it might be).? People will do what they want to do and i'm not telling anyone that they're not allowed to touch cows - i'm not the police and i'm not gonna stop them.? All i'm saying is that it really is NASTY.? I mean - eugh! Tongue


Suggested counter arguments for you this time:

Drugs aren't natural either
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Stop relying on smileys and bad jokes to try to escape the debate


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« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2007, 06:27:02 PM »

how do they fuck? do dolphins have dicks, balls, ect?


Bestiality is NASTY. no

i got a movie you'd love then hihi fyi its a chick getting F'ed in the A by a horse puke lmao quite interesting though

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My friend jacked off his dog once by accident.? True story...

i'd like to hear that story....................groooosssseee


btw any one got a puc of this women? no decent looking chick would marry a fricken dolphin no

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« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2007, 08:02:02 PM »

His version of the story is he was rubbing his dog's belly and the dog was enjoying it so he kept going for a while only lower down, then the dog jizzed on his hand..
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« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2007, 08:26:06 PM »

god i hope there home made porn video leaks on the internet.


i would pay good money to see it.
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« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2007, 09:06:21 PM »

His version of the story is he was rubbing his dog's belly and the dog was enjoying it so he kept going for a while only lower down, then the dog jizzed on his hand..

red rocket rofl

god i hope there home made porn video leaks on the internet.


i would pay good money to see it.

you and me both brother ok
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« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2007, 01:56:56 AM »

I bet this makes all u single losers out there feel even worse.

A fuckin Dolphin gettin more human female pussy.


Somewhere Kujo is scuba diving with a spear out of anger. hihi
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« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2007, 03:15:06 AM »

Bestiality is NASTY. no

I agree, and I think most people would.  But it is possible to have an intellectual conversation about it, if one chooses.  It brings up a few different ideas, such as what makes an act immoral and who gets to decide, stuff like that. 

well, I think a big point is that a dog follows her master/pack leader etc. Every once in a while there's stories in the news were someone has made a dog attack someone and a dog doesn't question, some dogs don't atleast.

Another sad example is that I haven't heard that a dog would bite the hand that feeds it even if she's abused.

So if there's some sick man out there having sex with a dog the dog would just take it, for in the "wild" the alpha-male gets to do that, no questions asked.

Another example; it is said the dogs inteligence is about the same as a three year old, now if there'd be an adult girl just happened to have some clitch in her brain that her inteligence is the same as of a three year old, wouldn't I just be taking advantage of her predicament?
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« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2007, 11:13:13 PM »

I wouldn't mind having sex with an animal. just once before I die. But i would want to fuck something really strange and bizzare like a giant squid or a whale shark or something.
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