Im sacred(sexual thread,Hardly though)

[AXLforlife]

hey,this is my first thread. this is kind of a sexual thread.so dont post if you dont want to. I got an erection when i looked at my mother.She bend down and i saw most of her breast.(not the nipple),i have no idea how this happened.im 12 years old.this is like my first time getting an erection.is this gonna hapeen again.im really freaked out!
i wanna have a mature thread.Not anything goofy.

[AXLforlife]

hey,this is my first thread. this is kind of a sexual thread.so dont post if you dont want to. I got an erection when i looked at my mother.She bend down and i saw most of her breast.(not the nipple),i have no idea how this happened.im 12 years old.this is like my first time getting an erection.is this gonna hapeen again.im really freaked out!
i wanna have a mature thread.Not anything goofy.

well not the first time getting one.but with my mom.it is!.has anyone else ever had this experience.if do,What did u do?

[AXLforlife]

Im not trying to be nasty or anything. Now i feel like looking again.i dont no why. I need help from you guys. and sorry on the name of the thread.i wrote sacred. i ment scared.

[SuperMike]

hmmm . . .

Well it does sound like you are sure that you're not attracted to her in a sexual way, so don't worry about it bro'.

You probably looked at her boob thinking it was another girl's, hey shit like that happens to guys going through puberty.

[leesixxrose]

you should tell her you wanna go back whree u came from and suck her titties and plug her dirty holes with your little pre pubescent cock... tell her and see what she says.... if she says no then just take the shit... hit her in the head when shes not looking and screw her till your cock falls off!!!! Doooo  itttttttttttt man!!!!!!!!

[SuperMike]

you should tell her you wanna go back whree u came from and suck her titties and plug her dirty holes with your little pre pubescent cock... tell her and see what she says.... if she says no then just take the shit... hit her in the head when shes not looking and screw her till your cock falls off!!!! Doooo? itttttttttttt man!!!!!!!!

Hey take it easy, will ya'?!   He's only a kid man.

I didn't get a hard-on for my mother but I know the hell this kid is going through, I've been in that situation where I was totally unsure of myself when I was about 13.

[Elrothiel]

... can anyone say "Oedipus Rex"?

Nah but seriously... dude don't worry. You're going through puberty, and although you think its creepy you got a boner while lookin' at yer mom... don't worry, I promise you it was random, which is normal for boys going through puberty.
Its probably going to happen lots more in the near future at loads of random things that you think is wrong...
There's nothing to worry about.
And don't listen to LeeSixxRose... he's... drunk I think...

[leesixxrose]

Yeah its ok kid... I get a hard for your mom all the time.... she has nice nipples too.....

[Sin Cut]

your mum should button her shirt 

[SLCPUNK]

Classic Oedipus complex??

I suggest getting rid of your Dad and let the love making begin!

[Sin Cut]

Classic Oedipus complex??

I suggest getting rid of your Dad and let the love making begin!

I think his father should just learn to share 

[Prometheus]

... can anyone say "Oedipus Rex"?

Nah but seriously... dude don't worry. You're going through puberty, and although you think its creepy you got a boner while lookin' at yer mom... don't worry, I promise you it was random, which is normal for boys going through puberty.
Its probably going to happen lots more in the near future at loads of random things that you think is wrong...
There's nothing to worry about.
And don't listen to LeeSixxRose... he's... drunk I think...

better watch out though kid dirty gurl here mught have her way with ya

[Timothy]

... can anyone say "Oedipus Rex"?

Nah but seriously... dude don't worry. You're going through puberty, and although you think its creepy you got a boner while lookin' at yer mom... don't worry, I promise you it was random, which is normal for boys going through puberty.
Its probably going to happen lots more in the near future at loads of random things that you think is wrong...
There's nothing to worry about.
And don't listen to LeeSixxRose... he's... drunk I think...

better watch out though kid dirty gurl here mught have her way with ya

Better her then his mom.


Dude your little fella doesn't think of those boobies being your moms . He just think hey boobs.


So I would say just don't worry about it .

[SLCPUNK]

Classic Oedipus complex??

I suggest getting rid of your Dad and let the love making begin!

I think his father should just learn to share 

Last call for flight 469 to Utah........

[Gaymo, the Hobbit]

this is just sick..

[Genesis]

this is just sick..

Agreed. Boy, did he pick the wrong forum to ask that question. 

[Elrothiel]

Actually I can think of a worse forum to ask that question...

[Prometheus]

Actually I can think of a worse forum to ask that question...

you  have stoped playing

[Elrothiel]

No I haven't.... 

[*Izzy*]

You don't get an erection when your cat sits on your lap though do you, cause that's just weird

[Mal Brossard]

Looking at boobs makes one sacred?  Hot damn, I must be a saint by now!

[Markus Asraelius]

It's normal for guys going through puberty to get a hard-on for a lot of different things.

When I was going through puberty (it didn't happen until I was 15-17, cause I'm a late-bloomer) but I thought my mom and my 2 older sisters were hot. But, that's another story altogether.

[The Dog]

Dude, when you are 12 you get an erection from just about anything.  If the wind blows the wrong way you can wind up with a gigantic boner.  Theres nothing you can do about it unfortunately.

Now if this is the ONLY thing giving you erections, well, then there might be an issue or two there....but I doubt thats the case.

[SuperMike]

I think people were a little tough on AxlforLife.

But if he was 22, then that would be a different story.

Don't worry AxlforLife, those weird thoughts last pretty quick.

[Prometheus]

No I haven't....?

really?


hmmmmmmmmm


touch.......... where did i touch?

[Eazy E]

Looking at boobs makes one sacred? Hot damn, I must be a saint by now!

  LOL, I can't believe the whole first page went by without noticing the sacred typo.

You don't get an erection when your cat sits on your lap though do you, cause that's just weird

   I got that.

[the dirt]

LOL, I can't believe the whole first page went by without noticing the sacred typo.

He did in fact correct himself in his third post in a row.

[Eazy E]

LOL, I can't believe the whole first page went by without noticing the sacred typo.

He did in fact correct himself in his third post in a row.

Damn, he should have quoted himself again... then I might have noticed.  Thanks for pointing that out. 

[Markus Asraelius]

This is got to be the funniest typo in the history of HTGTH. 

[Sterlingdog]

I can't believe you all think this guy is for real. 

[Elrothiel]

Who cares if its real or not. The decent thing to do is to try and help until we know for sure its not real.

Innocent until proven guilty Sterling.

[leesixxrose]

lol.. i like his mom.

[The Dog]

Can he post a pic of his mom so we can all tell him if he should have gotten an erection or not?   

[the dirt]

lol.. i like his mom.

You're probably his father

[Danny Top Hat]

I'm with Sterling. ?I think you've all been Punk'ed.

[SuperMike]

So there's no 12-year old boy, just a spoof?

[leesixxrose]

lol.. i like his mom.

You're probably his father

Maybe... where did he say he was posting from again?? 

[the dirt]

 

You should PM him and find out. Flesh and blood, man.

[Sterlingdog]

Who cares if its real or not. The decent thing to do is to try and help until we know for sure its not real.

Innocent until proven guilty Sterling.

Giving an attention seeker the attention he wants isn't really helping, in my opinion.  But I don't care, if you think you are doing good in the world by answering him, go for it.

I say its completely obvious he's making this up. 

[AXLforlife]

You guys are mean. I just came here for some help and you guts made a fool out of me. Im 12.im not lying,the incident happened.And just to let you no i corrected my typo. go on the first page and look. The second post. Who's laughing now.

[gunner333]

Kid,i believe you. this shit happened to me too. you got balls.cuz i was never able to tell anyone about my problems. Dont wrry about these things kid.You will have alot more of them.

[makane]

Kid,i believe you. this shit happened to me too. you got balls.cuz i was never able to tell anyone about my problems. Dont wrry about these things kid.You will have alot more of them.

weren't you like 13? the "boobs" man?

[Jim]

I'm with Sterling.  I think you've all been Punk'ed.

And I'm with the guy that's with the girl.

Maybe we're too cynical. Maybe you lot are stupid.

You guys are mean. I just came here for some help and you guts made a fool out of me. Im 12.im not lying,the incident happened.And just to let you no i corrected my typo. go on the first page and look. The second post. Who's laughing now.

Oh, I only just saw this post. It looks like he was telling the truth after all. Can anybody say incontrovertable? I don't think that I can, spell it at least, that doesn't look right.

How about cynic. Can anybody say that?

... can anyone say "Oedipus Rex"?

No. I don't speak Latin.

[Backslash]

You guys are mean. I just came here for some help and you guts made a fool out of me. Im 12.im not lying,the incident happened.And just to let you no i corrected my typo. go on the first page and look. The second post. Who's laughing now.

don't you have to be 13 to join this board?

[Jim]

No, you have to say that you're 13...

[Backslash]

Ah, touch?.

In any event, he's lying one way or another. 

[Queen of Everything]

I thought this was about losing your virginity....  Damn 

[Eazy E]

I thought this was about losing your virginity.... Damn

Is there something you want to share with us? 

[Elrothiel]

OK, y'all wanna know something? You ARE all mean. Y'all don't believe anything, even a plea for help from a 12 year old pubescent kid!

What SHOULD have been us all being nice and helpful, you all turn it into a "Is this real? Is this not real?" thread.

Fucking quit it and show some hospitality for once!

[Queen of Everything]

I thought this was about losing your virginity.... Damn

Is there something you want to share with us??

hahaha!!  No.

I wanted to see what you all had to share with me about being 'sacred'  but thats a good idea for a thread!!! 

[leesixxrose]

Who gives a shit...  Go to the fucking Dr Phil message board or call a counselor out of the phone book or a 1-900 chat line, get a fucking chat mate or friend or something..... If you dont like getting made fun of for popping a boner at your mammas titties then dont post it on a GnR message board. Go to Dr Phil or someone who cares..



BTW how did you pop a bonner when looking at ur mamas titties? I saw them sagging tits and they look like tube socks filled with quarters...

[chineseblues]

OK, y'all wanna know something? You ARE all mean. Y'all don't believe anything, even a plea for help from a 12 year old pubescent kid!

What SHOULD have been us all being nice and helpful, you all turn it into a "Is this real? Is this not real?" thread.

Fucking quit it and show some hospitality for once!

Oh come on! You can clearly tell the guy is joking around. Hes prolly some 16 year old kid sitting at his pc with his buddies looking for a laugh.

[Mandy.]

The thing is, why would he create an account here just to ask this question?


But anyway, if you are really a 12 year old kid, lots of "unexplainable" things are about to happen to you.

[SuperMike]

I'm telling you people, this is no joke.

And MandyGNR, you are absolutley right , a lot of unexplainable things do happen to kids at that age.

[the dirt]

They're explainable.

[Verse Chorus Verse]

They're explainable.

Yeah, they're little diddies we people call, "hormones."

[SLCPUNK]

This reminds me.......I have to have "the talk" with my son here coming up. I'm gonna be pretty easy going about it. I guess my only rule would be "Don't whack it around the house; keep it in your room."

That's probably it..........

Uh...."And don't look at Mom all funny either................"

[Chelle]

This reminds me of the thread where some asshole asked how he should masturbate, then came along and said it was a joke...

Not that this kid is an asshole.  It's not so weird... Momma should just keep the girls covered   

[*Izzy*]

This reminds me.......I have to have "the talk" with my son here coming up. I'm gonna be pretty easy going about it. I guess my only rule would be "Don't whack it around the house; keep it in your room."

That's probably it..........

Uh...."And don't look at Mom all funny either................"

Don't worry, the internet does all that for you nowadays, no worries 

[Queen of Everything]

Awww, Damn.  So no-ones going to share how they became "un-sacred"..... 


 

[Jessica]

at 12, some guys think they have wet their beds yet once more and it isn't true, it is morning erections that release some sperm into the sheets. One doesn't have to be having sexy thoughts, it is pure mechanics and perfectly normal.
Means your engine works properly sweetie.

If you fantasize on your mom, it is healthy in a way, because it shows that you put two and two together : mum's warm tits+newly released hormones = excitment.
That also is normal. Being embarassed is normal.
Of course, you won't fantasize on your mum's tits all ya life but i guess you will soon ( if not already) start looking at older girls and their sexual attributes.

I also suggest you stayed away from porn for a few years, because it hasn't done any good to the previous generations of men.
Their expectations of the whole thing and of people have been wronged and it has drawn them further away from women in general...

[Markus Asraelius]

at 12, some guys think they have wet their beds yet once more and it isn't true, it is morning erections that release some sperm into the sheets. One doesn't have to be having sexy thoughts, it is pure mechanics and perfectly normal.
Means your engine works properly sweetie.

If you fantasize on your mom, it is healthy in a way, because it shows that you put two and two together : mum's warm tits+newly released hormones = excitment.
That also is normal. Being embarassed is normal.
Of course, you won't fantasize on your mum's tits all ya life but i guess you will soon ( if not already) start looking at older girls and their sexual attributes.

I also suggest you stayed away from porn for a few years, because it hasn't done any good to the previous generations of men.
Their expectations of the whole thing and of people have been wronged and it has drawn them further away from women in general...

Don't listen to this girl. Porn is a great way to release sperm from the body.

[Jessica]

at 12, some guys think they have wet their beds yet once more and it isn't true, it is morning erections that release some sperm into the sheets. One doesn't have to be having sexy thoughts, it is pure mechanics and perfectly normal.
Means your engine works properly sweetie.

If you fantasize on your mom, it is healthy in a way, because it shows that you put two and two together : mum's warm tits+newly released hormones = excitment.
That also is normal. Being embarassed is normal.
Of course, you won't fantasize on your mum's tits all ya life but i guess you will soon ( if not already) start looking at older girls and their sexual attributes.

I also suggest you stayed away from porn for a few years, because it hasn't done any good to the previous generations of men.
Their expectations of the whole thing and of people have been wronged and it has drawn them further away from women in general...

Don't listen to this girl. Porn is a great way to release sperm from the body.

I'm not against erotica, but porn at 12 is not going to help him. If you look at how many relationships do not survive and how sex has become more important than intellect, dare tell me i'm wrong and marry your penis.

[Sterlingdog]

Awww, Damn.  So no-ones going to share how they became "un-sacred"..... 


 

Well you could start a thread.  I'm sure you'd get plenty of responses.

[Markus Asraelius]

Okay, yes, I'm going to take back my comments. Porn at 12 isn't a very good idea.

But, on the other hand, I just don't believe that porn is the reason for so many relationships failing. I think porn is used as a scapegoat.

I mean if a girl says: "We broke up because he looked at porn", then that makes me believe that there was probably other things going on as well.

[Mandy.]

I mean if a girl says: "We broke up because he looked at porn", then that makes me believe that there was probably other things going on as well.

Then she's the one without intellect.

[Jessica]

Okay, yes, I'm going to take back my comments. Porn at 12 isn't a very good idea.

But, on the other hand, I just don't believe that porn is the reason for so many relationships failing. I think porn is used as a scapegoat.

I mean if a girl says: "We broke up because he looked at porn", then that makes me believe that there was probably other things going on as well.

no girl i know has ever broke up because a man looked at porn, but because men asked women to behave like porn actresses and do stuff that clearly was not healthy.

I don't know how old you are markus, none of my business either. I don't know if you know younsters at all in your intimate circle and if they speak to you about what goes on inside their mind or at school or how they see the opposite sex, but in my country, it's getting very bad from boys and there has never been so much porn, and by porn, i don't mean a stupid 69 because 14 year olds have been at it in my country.

I mean sick crap like fist fucking up to the arm, shitting up one another, fucking trannies and grannies or loading snuff from russia and wancking over kids ( oh, sorry, lolitas..looking like they are but really over 18 ? yeah, and the ones without tits or puibes looking like they are 8, are they really 11 ?)

[Markus Asraelius]

Okay, yes, I'm going to take back my comments. Porn at 12 isn't a very good idea.

But, on the other hand, I just don't believe that porn is the reason for so many relationships failing. I think porn is used as a scapegoat.

I mean if a girl says: "We broke up because he looked at porn", then that makes me believe that there was probably other things going on as well.

no girl i know has ever broke up because a man looked at porn, but because men asked women to behave like porn actresses and do stuff that clearly was not healthy.

I don't know how old you are markus, none of my business either. I don't know if you know younsters at all in your intimate circle and if they speak to you about what goes on inside their mind or at school or how they see the opposite sex, but in my country, it's getting very bad from boys and there has never been so much porn, and by porn, i don't mean a stupid 69 because 14 year olds have been at it in my country.

I mean sick crap like fist fucking up to the arm, shitting up one another, fucking trannies and grannies or loading snuff from russia and wancking over kids ( oh, sorry, lolitas..looking like they are but really over 18 ? yeah, and the ones without tits or puibes looking like they are 8, are they really 11 ?)

Yeah, I have to say it's worse over there than it is over here. I mean that stuff is available but it's not that popular over here.

Fistfucking: painful to even watch.
shitting on one another: that's what a toilet is for.
trannies: yuck.
grannies: even worse.
underaged: illegal and morally wrong in my opinion.

[Jim]

at 12, some guys think they have wet their beds yet once more and it isn't true, it is morning erections that release some sperm into the sheets. One doesn't have to be having sexy thoughts, it is pure mechanics and perfectly normal.
Means your engine works properly sweetie.

You'd not only have to be a twelve year old boy, but also a complete moron to confuse comming in your pants with pissing the bed. Sure, you'd know that something was up (you'd raise an eyebrow when assessing the situation; if of course you could), but you surely wouldn't put it down to too much milk before bedtime.

I also suggest you stayed away from porn for a few years, because it hasn't done any good to the previous generations of men.
Their expectations of the whole thing and of people have been wronged and it has drawn them further away from women in general...

My idea of love comes from a childhood glimpse of pornography. Though, there is no true love, just a finely tuned jealously. Life becomming a... whoops, too much.

[Queen of Everything]

My idea of love comes from a childhood glimpse of pornography. Though, there is no true love, just a finely tuned jealously. Life becomming a... whoops, too much.

He ain't that sacred after all