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« on: January 09, 2008, 04:38:39 PM »
Thought this was hilarious, had to post the article from Reuters. Could you even imagine?


updated 9:01 a.m. CT, Wed., Jan. 9, 2008
WARSAW, Poland - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

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Now, could you imagine seeing your wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, etc.. in a house of prostitution? I think I would laugh to see my husband. Laugh so hard, I might forgive him.
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 09:59:29 AM »
     I guess it's OK for the husband to be pissed but not the wife?  I think they should stay together because they seem perfect together, so much in common.  He should stay with her just for the family discount at the brothel.
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 01:29:05 PM »
Quote from: crazycheryl on January 09, 2008, 04:38:39 PM
The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing

Holy shit! Shocked hihi





If I were them, I'd have just never mentioned it again.
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008, 01:31:05 PM »
this is indeed hilarious,


as Jmack said, it's "more ok" for the husband to be pissed ?hihi why? because his wife has neglected him and he didn't get "any" so he goes to the local whore house and finds his wife whoring ?Cry

divorce os probably for the better but after 14 years of marrige there are probably kids involved which is kinda sad but still..

damn, it really sounds like a nightmare.. after feeling neglected by your wife you start fantasise about going to a brothel and then dreams about it and his biggest fear is that he'd get caught, the irony is that his wife is a whore rofl

of course he might have been visited brothels before but it's much more fun to think that the first time he goes there he finds out the shock of a life time
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2008, 07:50:33 PM »
Who said he wasn't getting any at home?
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2008, 08:15:06 PM »
Wheel of life.

Asshole, can you imagine ?

she whores for extra money and he spends the money they don't have on whores, and yet, he wants divorce ?

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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2008, 10:24:06 PM »
Quote from: Jessica on January 10, 2008, 08:15:06 PM


she whores for extra money and he spends the money they don't have on whores, and yet, he wants divorce ?


I hate to agree with ya, but I do  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2008, 09:15:07 AM »
Quote from: Cornell on January 10, 2008, 07:50:33 PM
Who said he wasn't getting any at home?

I was, are you blind? FYI my little story was made up by me, i thought that was self-explanatory  Undecided
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2008, 11:02:40 AM »
wow. that would so suck.

I heard a story similar to this where a guy found his wife in a strip club here in the US.
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2008, 11:17:20 AM »
Quote from: cotis on January 11, 2008, 11:02:40 AM
wow. that would so suck.

I heard a story similar to this where a guy found his wife in a strip club here in the US.


I think that's a story line in a show on CBS "The Unit"
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2008, 11:19:25 AM »
really? haha I remember watching it once but maybe that stuck in my head?
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2008, 12:03:45 AM »
Kind of hypocritical if u ask me

U are going to fuck a whore and see your wife in the whore house.


both are equally guilty.


If it were my wife, Id probably pay to fuck her in the ass or some shit she wouldn't let me do at home. ok
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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2008, 12:26:14 AM »
Ehem...this is not the "Man spots Mom in Brothel" thread dude. ^^
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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2008, 12:30:20 AM »
My eyesight is bad cause I promise I thought this thread said "Man Shoots wife in Brothel."
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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2008, 12:51:19 AM »
Quote from: D on January 12, 2008, 12:30:20 AM
My eyesight is bad cause I promise I thought this thread said "Man Shoots wife in Brothel."

Well, it may very well have come close to saying that...
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« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2008, 02:11:58 AM »
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If it were my wife, Id probably pay to fuck her in the ass or some shit she wouldn't let me do at home. ok
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haha D ever the gentleman  ok
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