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Goldie
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« on: February 24, 2006, 06:20:19 AM »
I love to flirt (in case you guys hadn't noticed) So I would love for others (I know you guys are out there) to flirt. We're always getting busted by the mods for getting off topic, so lets bring the topic that we usually get on here....
Here are some starters....

Hey, beautiful. You cum here often?

What's your sign? Yield, Stop, or School Zone?

Are you happy to see me or are you Dick Cheney?
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2006, 06:50:53 AM »
Hi baby...

Do you like the cock? (THIS WAS JIM'S LINE)
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2006, 06:53:38 AM »
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. Wink smoking
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2006, 07:49:51 AM »
Quote from: makane on February 24, 2006, 06:50:53 AM
Hi baby...

Do you like the cock? (THIS WAS JIM'S LINE)

Aye, and you're not going to find one better.
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officially.

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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2006, 08:54:33 AM »
Hey babe, I got an STD and now you can, too!
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2006, 03:25:23 PM »
Quote from: Stoned on February 24, 2006, 06:53:38 AM
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. Wink smoking


 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


Holy shit, that was great!!
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2006, 06:21:23 PM »
Quote from: D? on February 24, 2006, 03:25:23 PM
Quote from: Stoned on February 24, 2006, 06:53:38 AM
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. Wink smoking


 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


Holy shit, that was great!!

Pure gold beer
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2006, 06:28:17 PM »
Quote from: plasmabeam on February 24, 2006, 06:21:23 PM
Quote from: D? on February 24, 2006, 03:25:23 PM
Quote from: Stoned on February 24, 2006, 06:53:38 AM
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. Wink smoking


 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


Holy shit, that was great!!

Pure gold beer
And one day i'll be drunk enough/stoned enough to use that line Wink.......
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2006, 09:22:02 PM »
Hey, come here often? hihi
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2006, 09:26:27 PM »
You're like a parking ticket. You've got fine written all over you.... Wink
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2006, 11:04:54 PM »
d ye have a number for god please,i need to ring him.i think ive just found his missing angel.


my usual chatup line is "for fuks sake woman,get in there and wash that fukin thing.i aint gonna go down on that until its been disinfected and washed"
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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2006, 03:46:37 AM »

"What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??"

And then my all time favorite:

"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Goldie
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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2006, 12:09:30 PM »
Quote from: Stoned on February 24, 2006, 09:26:27 PM
You're like a parking ticket. You've got fine written all over you.... Wink

That's good...Does it actually work?

I'm the lime and your the coconut. Let's drink them both up.
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Evolution
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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2006, 12:13:13 PM »
If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?
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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2006, 12:21:28 PM »
Quote from: Goldie on February 26, 2006, 12:09:30 PM
Quote from: Stoned on February 24, 2006, 09:26:27 PM
You're like a parking ticket. You've got fine written all over you.... Wink

That's good...Does it actually work?
I'm yet to find out.....

...i generally stay away from using these cheesy pick up lines in person
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Goldie
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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2006, 12:41:28 PM »
Quote from: Evolution on February 26, 2006, 12:13:13 PM
If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?

How about I just wrap it around you?
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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2006, 12:42:36 PM »
Shame on you Goldie. You are old enough to be my mother  hihi
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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2006, 01:37:47 PM »
they're the whitest teeth i ever came across.
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« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2006, 02:23:48 PM »
"Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?"



















 Wink
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« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2006, 02:34:46 PM »
kinda cheesy but here goes....:

me: "Hey miss, I'm from the Police..........and..umm......I'm gonna arrest you for stealing......"

cute girl: "Stealing?....but....I didn't steal anything"

me: "yes you did.....my heart..."

cute girl: "aaaaw"

me: "Now put your hands behind your head and bend over...."

naah, that last line just don't work....? hihi
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