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« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2006, 03:27:40 PM »
Hey baby, that ain't the only place I got an afro.
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Quote from: chineseblues on August 12, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
that makes you a nut swinger. Deal with it.? ok
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« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2006, 07:20:23 PM »
Quote from: Catcher In The Rye (Dont Try Me) on February 26, 2006, 02:34:46 PM

me: "Hey miss, I'm from the Police..........and..umm......I'm gonna arrest you for stealing......"

cute girl: "Stealing?....but....I didn't steal anything"

me: "yes you did.....my heart..."

cute girl: "aaaaw"

me: "Now put your hands behind your head and bend over...."


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me: "Hey miss, I'm from the Police..........and..umm......I'm gonna arrest you for stealing......"

cute girl: SHIT!!!  Who told you!?!

me: Huh?  Umm... It was a pickup line..??!

cute girl: Oh... Right.   Well Ummm... Lets have SEX!!

me: Yay!!
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« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2006, 08:07:26 PM »
Quote from: drama_qween on February 26, 2006, 07:20:23 PM
Quote from: Catcher In The Rye (Dont Try Me) on February 26, 2006, 02:34:46 PM

me: "Hey miss, I'm from the Police..........and..umm......I'm gonna arrest you for stealing......"

cute girl: "Stealing?....but....I didn't steal anything"

me: "yes you did.....my heart..."

cute girl: "aaaaw"

me: "Now put your hands behind your head and bend over...."


Alternate:

me: "Hey miss, I'm from the Police..........and..umm......I'm gonna arrest you for stealing......"

cute girl: SHIT!!!  Who told you!?!

me: Huh?  Umm... It was a pickup line..??!

cute girl: Oh... Right.   Well Ummm... Lets have SEX!!

me: Yay!!

Or:

Me: "Hey miss, I'm from police..."

The murderer on the run shoots you in the chest.

Better?
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« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2006, 05:49:17 AM »
Quote from: Evolution on February 26, 2006, 12:42:36 PM
Shame on you Goldie. You are old enough to be my mother? hihi

This would be wrong why?? Huh

Old enough to know what's good for you!
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« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2006, 10:51:27 AM »
"legs is the word of the day, lets go home and spread the word"
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« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2006, 12:28:37 PM »
This is flirting? LOL! Maybe if you are in high school LOL!
...okay well here's one for the ladies to use:
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

btw, Blue Cut (buddy, pal) that STD line was just wrong (LOL) dark-sidedly funny but wrong hihi
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« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2006, 05:39:15 AM »
Quote from: noonespecial on February 27, 2006, 12:28:37 PM
This is flirting? LOL! Maybe if you are in high school LOL!
...okay well here's one for the ladies to use:
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.


Couldn't a man use that line as well?Huh Wink

You guys are corney with pickup lines! Its a wonder anyone is getting laid!
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« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2006, 07:36:42 AM »
Quote from: Goldie on February 28, 2006, 05:39:15 AM
Quote from: noonespecial on February 27, 2006, 12:28:37 PM
This is flirting? LOL! Maybe if you are in high school LOL!
...okay well here's one for the ladies to use:
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.


Couldn't a man use that line as well?Huh Wink

You guys are corney with pickup lines! Its a wonder anyone is getting laid!

the cornier the better!

fuck me if i'm wrong, but is your name steve?
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« Reply #28 on: February 28, 2006, 08:53:54 AM »
LOL
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« Reply #29 on: February 28, 2006, 04:52:27 PM »
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It Is?!!  Lips Sealed Well, goodbye, uh,  person. See ya later individual...
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Quote from: chineseblues on August 12, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
that makes you a nut swinger. Deal with it.? ok
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« Reply #30 on: February 28, 2006, 07:29:05 PM »
Quote from: sandman on February 28, 2006, 07:36:42 AM
the cornier the better!

fuck me if i'm wrong, but is your name steve?

That's funny. It took me a second to get it.
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« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2006, 07:58:54 PM »
Quote from: Goldie on February 27, 2006, 05:49:17 AM
Quote from: Evolution on February 26, 2006, 12:42:36 PM
Shame on you Goldie. You are old enough to be my mother  hihi

This would be wrong why?? Huh

Old enough to know what's good for you!


Cheekay!



P.S Sandman and noonespecial, pure gold!!
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« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2006, 05:40:15 AM »
Quote from: sandman on February 28, 2006, 07:36:42 AM


the cornier the better!

fuck me if i'm wrong, but is your name steve?

That is a hell of a pick up line!! "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name steve?" Wow!! I bet you get all the men with that! HA! hihi You've got me wrapped around your finger (let's see if you know how to use it!) and I'm not steve ( Cry) smoking
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« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2006, 07:45:36 AM »
Quote from: drama_qween on February 26, 2006, 07:20:23 PM
Quote from: Catcher In The Rye (Dont Try Me) on February 26, 2006, 02:34:46 PM

me: "Hey miss, I'm from the Police..........and..umm......I'm gonna arrest you for stealing......"

cute girl: "Stealing?....but....I didn't steal anything"

me: "yes you did.....my heart..."

cute girl: "aaaaw"

me: "Now put your hands behind your head and bend over...."


Alternate:

me: "Hey miss, I'm from the Police..........and..umm......I'm gonna arrest you for stealing......"

cute girl: SHIT!!!? Who told you!?!

me: Huh?? Umm... It was a pickup line..??!

cute girl: Oh... Right.? ?Well Ummm... Lets have SEX!!

me: Yay!!

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« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2006, 04:14:49 PM »
Why don't we all just quit with the cheesy pick up lines eh!

This is much better: "Hey sexy, want me to suck your dick?"

rofl
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« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2006, 04:15:55 PM »
i'm cool with that...
but that only happens in your imagination
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« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2006, 04:17:49 PM »
Yea... most girls are prudes that's why!

Screw being prudish! EMBRACE THE SLEAZE!!! peace
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« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2006, 04:24:43 PM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on March 03, 2006, 04:17:49 PM
Yea... most girls are prudes that's why!

Screw being prudish! EMBRACE THE SLEAZE!!! peace

In that case...... Turn around bitch, I've got a use for you  Kiss

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« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2006, 04:36:09 PM »
Okie! Grin *turns around and bends over* smoking


hihi
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« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2006, 04:40:04 PM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on March 03, 2006, 04:36:09 PM
Okie! Grin *turns around and bends over* smoking


hihi

I'm like a rabbit, just so you know  hihi
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