Random thoughts

[Bobarcord]

Fanny Fun!!!!

[CheapJon]

a friend sent me this:

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

 

jokes aside, could it be true? 

[fuckin crazy]

a friend sent me this:

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

 

jokes aside, could it be true? 

E. coli was not discovered until 1885. So, Franklin could not have said that.

However, he did say: "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy".

[lynn1961]

a friend sent me this:

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

 

jokes aside, could it be true? 

E. coli was not discovered until 1885. So, Franklin could not have said that.

However, he did say: "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy".

Despite that, I believe it's absolutely true! 

And your last quote there....insert anything you want, in place of beer. 

[Vicious Wishes]

Let's all get drunk and go to heaven


When we drink, we get drunk
When we're drunk, we go to sleep
When we sleep, we commit no sin
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven
So...let's all get drunk and go to heaven

[freedom78]

If every time someone "shit a brick" we sent that brick to Haiti, wouldn't their houses stand a better chance during hurricane season?

[SLCPUNK]

Ticker symbol: KRAP

[Lisa]

The best part about Superbowl.....the food

[lynn1961]

Nobody's around - everybody's watching the SB, dammit!!!

[Sin Cut]

it's so easy

[*Timothy*]

between a rock and a Hard on!

[SLCPUNK]

Q: Who's on the front of Paul Newman's Ranch dressing bottle?

1: Alex Jones
2: Dick Cheney
3: Paul Newman

[*Timothy*]

 I am an enigma , wrapped in a mystery and covered in secret sauce.

[freedom78]

Timothy07 might be a cocktail weiner: enigmatic meat, stuffed in mystery casing, covered in secret sauce.

[*Timothy*]

you might be right.

[SLCPUNK]

Chaka Khan

[freedom78]

Shaka Zulu

[SLCPUNK]

[freedom78]

GREEEEEEENNN Acres is the Place To be!

FAAAAARRRMMMM Living is the Life, for me!

[fuckin crazy]

I want to pee on the neighbor's dog!