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« on: September 18, 2007, 02:14:08 PM »
Nebraska state senator sues God

Injunction sought against Him for allegedly causing deaths, making threats

LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator?s lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He?s everywhere.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he?s trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terrorist threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused ?widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth?s inhabitants.?

The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused ?fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes.?

He?s seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

Suit in protest

Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as ?rape? and ?victim? from a sexual assault trial.

The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights.

Chambers said Bowen?s lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters.

?This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed,? Chambers said. ?People might call it frivolous but if they read it they?ll see there are very serious issues I have raised.?

U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen?s lawsuit ?has any legal basis whatsoever? and said sanctions may be imposed against Bowen and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.

The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in sex-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge?s language restrictions.

Cheuvront declared a mistrial in the sexual assault trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors.
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 02:24:45 PM »
With out reading it< I sLL TURDMUNCHER... FUCLSTICK.
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2007, 04:20:07 PM »
Yeah...fuclstick!
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2007, 04:50:30 PM »
I say he's got a case.
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2007, 06:48:24 PM »
lol...... of all things .....lol
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2007, 07:22:00 PM »
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rant

as soon as i saw this on the news i knew that either SLC or Fuckin Crazy would post this shit FUCK!

rofl

how this crack head got into office i have no idea, most of Omaha is run by idiots so this only makes sence Roll Eyes

my excuse is i can't vote and i don't live in Omaha but i do live about 20 away in a town called blair.

this man is a fucking discrace and gives middle america a bad name Sad
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 07:38:30 PM »
Quote from: CHINESE DEMOCRACY eventually on September 18, 2007, 07:22:00 PM
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rant

as soon as i saw this on the news i knew that either SLC or Fuckin Crazy would post this shit FUCK!

rofl

how this crack head got into office i have no idea, most of Omaha is run by idiots so this only makes sence Roll Eyes

my excuse is i can't vote and i don't live in Omaha but i do live about 20 away in a town called blair.

this man is a fucking discrace and gives middle america a bad name Sad
well, at least you weren't surprised when you saw the Thread hihi
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 08:28:53 PM »
Quote from: freedom78 on September 18, 2007, 04:20:07 PM
Yeah...fuclstick!

"Fuclstick" usually takes about a week of penicillin to clear up.

Don't ask me how I know that.
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2007, 08:48:57 PM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on September 18, 2007, 08:28:53 PM
Quote from: freedom78 on September 18, 2007, 04:20:07 PM
Yeah...fuclstick!

"Fuclstick" usually takes about a week of penicillin to clear up.

Don't ask me how I know that.

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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2007, 10:06:11 PM »
Quote from: Walter O'Dim on September 18, 2007, 08:48:57 PM
Quote from: SLCPUNK on September 18, 2007, 08:28:53 PM
Quote from: freedom78 on September 18, 2007, 04:20:07 PM
Yeah...fuclstick!

"Fuclstick" usually takes about a week of penicillin to clear up.

Don't ask me how I know that.

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well...if anyone would know Roll Eyes^^ hihi
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2007, 10:11:32 PM »
Quote from: Tits McGee on September 18, 2007, 10:06:11 PM
Quote from: Walter O'Dim on September 18, 2007, 08:48:57 PM
Quote from: SLCPUNK on September 18, 2007, 08:28:53 PM
Quote from: freedom78 on September 18, 2007, 04:20:07 PM
Yeah...fuclstick!

"Fuclstick" usually takes about a week of penicillin to clear up.

Don't ask me how I know that.

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well...if anyone would know Roll Eyes^^ hihi

True, it would be him
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2007, 11:18:29 PM »
The guy can't even write his own jokes.......he takes my material and thinks I don't notice..... hihi
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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2007, 05:13:07 AM »
Now this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Christ!
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