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« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2004, 09:23:35 PM »
Axl, who seemed genuinley interested in the proposal lost it when the haircut part was suggested. He then stormed out of the meeting screaming "Thanks to your lame-ass proposals, I'm GOING HOME!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2004, 10:08:52 PM »
After Axl has left the building, the VH1 employees realize that he took the key to Courtney Love's cage, so they mail the cage with Courtney still trapped inside to Axl's home in Malibu.
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« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2004, 01:03:22 AM »
Unfortunately, by the time the cage arrived, Courtney, covered in her own feces, had died. Axl decided to clean her off, have her stuffed, and put on display in his master-bed room. However, a problem arose when...
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« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2004, 01:14:38 AM »
Kurt Cobain left the island he was sharin with 2pac,jim morrison and elvis to reclaim courtney's remains, Kurt walks in axls house and.....
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« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2004, 03:01:24 AM »
I promised myself I wouldnt return til someone slayed that Satan women and sent her to hell. Thanks Axl, you are my Fairy Godmother. To which Axl replied...
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« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2004, 05:04:31 AM »
youre welcome man now lets order some chinese, watch some movies and braid each others hair, so they order chinese,start watching queer eye for the straight guy while they began braiding each others hair and thennnnnnnnnn
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« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2004, 06:27:31 AM »
Axl asks Kurt "do you really think I am 'pathetic and untalented' and 'write crap music'" to which Kurt responds...
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« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2004, 06:32:09 AM »
no way axl, u are 100 times more talented than me, i just had to bash u to try and steal your fans away, now hurry up and finish chinese democracy before elvis,2pac,and jim morrison die for real! axl says i will do that kurt only if.................
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« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2004, 07:54:31 AM »
U return with me to the year 1957 to.....
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« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2004, 08:31:37 AM »
help me research one of my many supposed 'past lives'..................
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« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2004, 04:13:42 PM »
Kurt answers "Id love to axl, you and me on the road, wind through our braids... but unfortunatly..."
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« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2004, 05:24:59 PM »
it's difficult to timetravel if you have A) Shot your self in the face or B)Too fucked up&afraid to leave your house.So, I'm off to...
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« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2004, 05:36:18 PM »
see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz.............. no seriously time travel, thats ridiculous, axl says no it isnt in my spare time of creating chinese democracy i have perfected a device that allows me to go back in time, i call it a "TIME MACHINE" but everytime i go back in time and fix one thing something goes very wrong, point and example boy bands,hip hop and velvet revolver, kurt says "axl i will help u finish chinese democracy" to which axl responds.....................
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« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2004, 09:53:25 PM »
"Okay kurt, you can be in the band to help me finish CD.  Would you rather be the third guitarist or the third keyboardist of GNR?"  Kurt replies...
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« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2004, 10:05:42 PM »
dude thats your problem! GNR were great when it was more bare bones, now u are just doing too much, less is more axl, less is more!  axl immediately fires pittman,fortus and dizzy scraps Chinese Democracy and starts from square one doing a more rootsy rock record, axl then recalls that he is "W fuckin axl rose" and tells kurt to hit the road! rehires the members and schedules a press conference, at the press conference axl.............
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« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2004, 10:14:11 PM »
Announces that he is going to run for President. The Republicans immediately dump Bush and nominate Axl. Axl goes back to 1960 and picks then Vice President Richard Millhouse Nixon to be his running mate.  The Rose/Nixon campaign beats Kerry/Edwards and Rose is sworn in as President on Jan/20/05.
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« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2004, 10:17:26 PM »
at rose's first press conference as president he is asked "when will u end the war with Iraq to which Mr Rose responds "i dont know if soon's the word, but it will end and then we will go back and start a whole new war with another country and see how it goes from there" then Mr Rose says.......
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« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2004, 10:21:36 PM »
my fellow Americans, 5 score and 7 years ago, our forefathers founded this great country and I am here to tell you that..............................


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« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2004, 12:48:03 AM »
that Chris Pittman is giving up keyboards & effects to become head of Homeland Security.   I am appointing Robin to the Supreme Court, and I have chosen a First Lady.  Her name is.....
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« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2004, 01:41:19 AM »
Shirley Manson. From this day fourth, everyone must dye their hair red, or else...
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