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« Reply #140 on: December 04, 2005, 05:43:39 PM »

Remember to always cradle the balls and work the shaft.
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« Reply #141 on: December 04, 2005, 05:47:56 PM »

Remember to always cradle the balls and work the shaft.



Ah ha. Now i can achieve a 147 break next time i play snooker. Thanking you yes
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« Reply #142 on: December 04, 2005, 09:01:12 PM »

Remember to always cradle the balls and work the shaft.


Hahaha
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« Reply #143 on: December 04, 2005, 09:21:15 PM »

What was that? It's hard to read the screen. I can barley see or type, seeing as my palms are hairy and I'm almost blind.
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« Reply #144 on: December 04, 2005, 11:57:57 PM »

A weiner whack , A Weiner whack.in the jungle the mighty jungle .....
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« Reply #145 on: December 05, 2005, 02:17:43 PM »

No never been caught. And I refuse to masterbate again until "Chinese Democracy" is released. I can't enjoy anything...
Holy crap dude, how do you exist? If you do that you have a long wait and very stress full I have to say, the max I can resist is one month and literally my eyes cried semen  nervous
I hope that wasn't graphic  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #146 on: December 05, 2005, 03:07:27 PM »

No never been caught. And I refuse to masterbate again until "Chinese Democracy" is released. I can't enjoy anything...
Holy crap dude, how do you exist? If you do that you have a long wait and very stress full I have to say, the max I can resist is one month and literally my eyes cried semen? nervous
I hope that wasn't graphic? Roll Eyes
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Axl reads the board. He felt bad for me and appreciates my devotion. So he sent me an advanced copy of "Chinese Democracy" and some porn. So it's been nothing but the as-of-yet unreleased GN'R and whacking off for the last 48 hours. Life is sweet.
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« Reply #147 on: December 05, 2005, 03:29:46 PM »

I'll trade a copy of Playboy for a burnt cd.
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« Reply #148 on: December 05, 2005, 04:24:02 PM »

I'll trade a copy of Playboy for a burnt cd.

Sell me your soul and it's a deal.
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« Reply #149 on: December 05, 2005, 05:26:19 PM »

Nothing but a fucking pussie  Grin
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« Reply #150 on: December 05, 2005, 06:06:15 PM »

Sell me your soul and it's a deal.


You got a deal mister.
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« Reply #151 on: December 05, 2005, 08:11:41 PM »

Sell me your soul and it's a deal.


You got a deal mister.

The funny thing is.... he has no soul!!!!!  Shocked
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« Reply #152 on: December 06, 2005, 10:23:42 AM »

Yesterday I caught I friend amusing herself, she was in her room but left the door unlocked, Im not kinda of nosing around so I always knock the door before I enter, as I went to knock the door I heard some moaning I though that she asleep and was waking up so I didn't want to wake her up, so I open the door slowly but oh the surprise she was plseasuring herself  hihi
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« Reply #153 on: December 06, 2005, 07:01:53 PM »

Nice story Mr Dick Tracy...
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« Reply #154 on: December 06, 2005, 07:39:27 PM »

Sell me your soul and it's a deal.


You got a deal mister.

The funny thing is.... he has no soul!!!!!  Shocked


Shhhhhhhhh............Nixon wasn't meant to discover my ruse  Undecided
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« Reply #155 on: December 06, 2005, 09:28:16 PM »

Yesterday I caught I friend amusing herself, she was in her room but left the door unlocked, Im not kinda of nosing around so I always knock the door before I enter, as I went to knock the door I heard some moaning I though that she asleep and was waking up so I didn't want to wake her up, so I open the door slowly but oh the surprise she was plseasuring herself? hihi

...um and you didnt offer if she needed an extra hand or anything?  hihi
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« Reply #156 on: December 06, 2005, 11:00:38 PM »

Sell me your soul and it's a deal.


You got a deal mister.

The funny thing is.... he has no soul!!!!!? Shocked


Shhhhhhhhh............Nixon wasn't meant to discover my ruse? Undecided

Oops... I mean... Erm.  He has no soul NOW!  Oh yeah - becuse Nixon has it.  Yeah thats righty (Boy did I fool them)
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« Reply #157 on: December 07, 2005, 04:53:50 AM »

Ever get spotted at home/work/school with a great big boner? That's why I don't wear sweat pants.
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« Reply #158 on: December 07, 2005, 06:29:41 AM »

Ever get spotted at home/work/school with a great big boner? That's why I don't wear sweat pants.

you have a special life !!! Smiley
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« Reply #159 on: December 07, 2005, 09:40:41 AM »

...um and you didnt offer if she needed an extra hand or anything?  hihi
Dreadfully she isn't very nice I have to say  no , so I rather stay away from her I was just there to use her computer  Undecided
I guess I end up with so much more.
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