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Off Topic => Bad Obsession => Topic started by: HamsterDemocracy on September 22, 2006, 08:37:37 PM



Title: Fergie - The Dutchess
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 22, 2006, 08:37:37 PM
What a pathetic album. The first track is called "Fergalicious." Humble, much?

It's basically "My Humps" again. She even does the "check it out" again at one point in the song.

Quote
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons

[Hook]
Fergalicious (Fergalicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Can this ugly crystal-meth addict just stop making albums?


Title: Re: Fergie - The Dutchess
Post by: Stealthcamo on September 23, 2006, 12:43:15 AM
Sadly no...... Since its what's popular now I guesss we're fucked until Chinese Democracy comes out. Or you could just go buy Maiden's new album. IT KICKS ASS!


Title: Re: Fergie - The Dutchess
Post by: lennonisgod on September 23, 2006, 03:33:22 PM
Sadly no...... Since its what's popular now I guesss we're fucked until Chinese Democracy comes out. Or you could just go buy Maiden's new album. IT KICKS ASS!

At least the press (FOR ONCE!) isn't jumping on her shit bandwagon and saying anything good about the album.  All I've seen are pretty negative reviews, which isn't a surprise to me. 


Title: Re: Fergie - The Dutchess
Post by: D on September 23, 2006, 08:29:22 PM
This woman is pathetic, horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad she didnt OD on that meth.


Title: Re: Fergie - The Dutchess
Post by: mdttkk on September 23, 2006, 09:57:31 PM
yea but id love to do her


Title: Re: Fergie - The Dutchess
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 24, 2006, 12:38:14 AM
yea but id love to do her

Well that's mature.  ::)

Plus, she looks like a complete mess nowadays and her face looks like a homeless man's who has OD'd on crystal meth to an extreme.


Title: Re: Fergie - The Dutchess
Post by: lennonisgod on September 24, 2006, 01:45:37 PM
yea but id love to do her

Well that's mature.  ::)

Plus, she looks like a complete mess nowadays and her face looks like a homeless man's who has OD'd on crystal meth to an extreme.

That's what happens after 30 different plastic surgeries. She looks fucking plastic now and not even good looking plastic.


Title: Re: Fergie - The Dutchess
Post by: keenly on September 24, 2006, 01:49:29 PM
yea but id love to do her

Well that's mature.? ::)

Plus, she looks like a complete mess nowadays and her face looks like a homeless man's who has OD'd on crystal meth to an extreme.

yeah your right. before the surgeries she was pretty as fuck, around 1998!

her body is toned and hot though so i would love to fuck her! :P
That's what happens after 30 different plastic surgeries. She looks fucking plastic now and not even good looking plastic.