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« on: October 05, 2006, 01:25:45 AM »

Cmon guys n girls post YO MAMA jokes

its a lame one but its all i no.. thats why i need you guys to put your humor into this


"yo muma is so fat that she plays pool with the planets"

told ya it's lame
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« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2006, 01:30:36 AM »
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2006, 02:00:59 AM »
Yo mama is soooo ugly, she walked into a haunted house, and came out with a job application!

And that my friends...Is YO MAMA.
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2006, 03:33:35 AM »
YO MAMA has such a fat ass that when she sits down she's taller then when she stands up
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2006, 06:16:45 AM »
Yo mama changes her lipstick so many times a day that the dog has a rainbow colored dick.
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2006, 09:09:03 AM »
Yo Mama soo poor, I saw her playing kick the can, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said she was moving!!
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2006, 11:30:00 AM »
Quote from: Randall Flagg on October 05, 2006, 06:16:45 AM
Yo mama changes her lipstick so many times a day that the dog has a rainbow colored dick.

that mean  hihi rofl
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2006, 11:31:46 AM »
Yo Mama so fat she makes free Willy look like a tic tac Grin
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2006, 11:43:40 AM »
Yo mama's so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses hihi
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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2006, 01:59:57 PM »
yo mama is so fat her belt is called the equator.
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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2006, 09:09:19 AM »
Yo Mama so old that Jesus is in her high school yearbook!
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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2006, 09:23:51 AM »
All of your yo mama jokes are so rubbish that even yo moma could have come up with them.
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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2006, 12:18:06 PM »
Yo mama so poor she hos for food stamps!


(OH NO YOU DI'N'T! hihi )
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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2006, 02:58:07 PM »
Quote from: Jim on October 06, 2006, 09:23:51 AM
All of your yo mama jokes are so rubbish that even yo moma could have come up with them.

 hihi hihi
My moma is laughin about this, wait that doesnt sound good  nervous
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« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2006, 03:46:00 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Dick Purple on October 06, 2006, 02:58:07 PM
Quote from: Jim on October 06, 2006, 09:23:51 AM
All of your yo mama jokes are so rubbish that even yo moma could have come up with them.

 hihi hihi
My moma is laughin about this, wait that doesnt sound good  nervous

Score.  smoking

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« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2006, 10:08:41 PM »
Yo Mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo Mama is so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo Mama is so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2006, 03:57:07 PM »
Yo mama is so old that she cut the ribbon on Stonehenge.
Yo mama is so fat that when you said it was chili outside, she ran out with a spoon.
Yo mama is so old AND fat that when God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
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« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2006, 04:03:56 PM »
Yo' Mama is so loose and leaky she could use a wine bottle as a tampon...VINTAGE FITS...PERIOD.
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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2006, 05:04:05 PM »
Yo' Mama is so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon
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« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2006, 05:17:38 PM »
yo mama is so big she comes from both sides of the family
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