Here Today... Gone To Hell!

i just scored his SANE MAN dvd.....................WOW!!! :o :o :o :o

the man just blows me the fuck away everytime, i've owned his Relentless CD n' DVD for years n' it still never gets boring, or outta date!!

any fans here, even if your not you cant deny the man was brilliant, n' its a dame DAME shame he passed away, i always wonder in this world today 'what would Bill Hicks say', 'cause it would be alot!!

my fav quote                  "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."    :hihi:   but its so true!!!

if you think Bill Hicks is full of shit n' has no clue, your only foolin' yourselfs, BIG TIME!! :yes:

go check him out guys n' gals!!




where r' ya Goldie ;)

I hate smokers. FUCKING HATE smokers... But do you know who I hate worse than smokers?

*lights up cigarette*

Non smokers.

Bill Hicks is da man.


Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreally fuckin high on drugs. :smoking:

bill is my personal saviour, i got in to him about 6 years ago. i wouldn't be the same person without him. I would say his way of looking at thinks impacts on most every decision i make, subconsciously atleast. when i'm walking home off my tits on my own i regularly have conversations with him. he's the only person i'd truelly claim to hold up as a hero.

so much to the point that i've never done anything on the 26th of february each year except get high as fuck and listen to and contemplate bill. the man was beautiful.

"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - W M Hicks.

The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?

I enjoy Hicks as a performer, but dont find him extraordinarily funny like so many do.  I hold David Cross in that regard.

Bill Hicks is a fuckin' legend!! He was clued up as hell and knew how to rip the piss outta really serious shit and still get away with it!! Bloody genius that guy was!

Shit he ain't around nowadays. Wonder what he'd make of all the bullshit that's happening nowadays. He'd be outraged at the No-Smoking-In-Pubs in the UK... and he'd hate emo music... can just imagine him talking about them!!

I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic.

"Fundamentalist Christianity. Fascinating. These people actually believe the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God! Based on what? I asked them. 'Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible, and we added them up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages ? 12 thousand years.' Well, how fucking scientific! Okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. That's good.

You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? 'That's right.' Okay, I got one word to ask you. A one word question. Ready? 'Uh-uh.' Dinosaurs.

You know, the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time ... you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. 'And lo, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus ... with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: "What a big fucking lizard, Lord!" But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord: "Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord."'"


that's Bill 8)

Come on!
People who hate people. I'd join if you weren't going to be there....giggle!
I'm going to get me a Gideon!

Rant in e-minor is the best!!

RIP Bill.... :'(

hitler had the right idea!! he was just an underachiever. kill 'em all adolf! mexican, jew, american kill 'em all. start over!! the experiment was a failure!!!

well, i dont think this is gonna be a get laid set for me tonight....

Bill Hicks was a genius - nuff said. But check out the following link:

http://www.slightreturn.info/

I saw this show in London the other week and it was bang on, an awesome impersonation with all new material. This guys was basically imitating Bill and saying that he'd come back from the dead to give his outlook on the world today.

Very very funny.

Whats also funny is that I went to watch a band impersonate GNR at Hammersmith Apollo and the next day saw this guy imitate Bill Hicks. A good few days of tribute acts all round.

He sounds funny fomr what I've read here

Gimme some info on him please...

Just about my fave Hicks quote. Good work!

You'd better not be saying what I think you're saying!!!

Lol, maybe I am maybe Im not.....

^ smartarse :yes:

Lol maybe I am, maybe Im not.....

Nah, wasnt being smart just expressing an opinion.

your opinion sux :hihi:





 BILL HICKS!!
 BILL HICKS!!
 BILL HICKS!!
 BILL HICKS!! :beer: :beer: :beer:

lets break that down - you weren't being smart whilst expressing an opinion. therefore your opinion was, by your own admittance, not smart.

you were expressing a stupid opinion. congratulations.


Immitating Bill Hicks is bent. Its not what bill would've wanted. Follow your own path.

I always thought Bill Hicks was a polititian? ;D? :-[

But technically if by imitating Bill Hicks IS your own path... like all those people who imitate Elvis... they're following their own paths! But it is a path stemmed from another's path... you are right there, BUT... in life ALL paths are stemmed from other paths. If they didn't, the word Inspiration wouldn't mean anything.

Even by the smallest amount, all of us are inspired by everyone we meet. Either positively or negatively, every single person we come across affects our lives.

The only way to truly live your own path is to never ever have ANY human contact whatsoever.

And that ain't what I call living!!

And I gave a bum a cigarette once. He had no effect on me... Except for the fleas.

Ahhh but you felt sorry enough for him that you gave him one of your smokes.

See!! Effect!!

I meant I wasnt being a smartarse mate. And I wasnt imitating Bill Hicks either. To do so, Id have to be dead.

Anyhoo, if its not ok to imitate others and that you should follow your own path then why are you on a website dedicated to people who play 80% of others' material and are calling themselves Guns N Roses?

Go on, some witty remark wouldnt go amiss. Dont go imitating anyone though in your search for an amusing quip.

well piss off then >:(









Slash who..... :-X :-X :-X :P :P










Bill Hicks

"I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic."


"I love going to the movies. So I'm watching Terminator 2 and I'm thinking 'you know what? There is no way that you will ever be able to top these special effects in a movie again, you cannot top this shit.' Unless we started using terminally ill stunt people in the motion picture industry."

Nice one. Got me there...

 ;D

Actually, I asked him for a light and he wouldn't give me one unless I gave him a cigarette :smoking:

I'm a bad person.

skynyrdgirl, by your logic everything that anyone does is original. as no matter what path you follow it's yours. which is ridiculous. thats like saying that oasis are a completly original band because its an amalgum of other old bands. not even noel gallagher claims they are doing anything ground breaking.

to simply take bill's view of the world and use modern examples is hackneyed, lazy and cheap. and definitly something bill would've disliked.


locomotive, i never said you were immitating bill, but the guy in your link was. Maybe if you would spend less time trying to be a smart arse and actually read what i had written then you'd have realised that. and i'd like to immitate clintron by telling you to piss off - not that your gnr point was actually valid in anyway way in the context of the discussion.

If you don't know about Bill Hicks, check him out. He will open your eyes and crack you up.

This is the first time I saw him. http://youtube.com/watch?v=8VluHo5Aho8&search=bill%20hicks

Also on that show was Dice and Robert Schimell

"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth."

"Good evening everyone. It's great to be here. I've been doing stand-up comedy for 12 years now, so bear with me as I plaster on a fake smile, and plow through this shit one more time"

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."

that was awsome dude, thanx!!! :beer: :hihi: :hihi: